TESTING OUR RELATIONSHIP VLOG RECRAP
And on the screen cap it says 'this could be the end'. Stop with the
bleeping clickbait already. Then again, this could be the end of anyone being even remotely interested in their crap so maybe they are on to something after all. [comment after watching it : LOL! I was kinda on to something with that joke, huh? BUT... no way, no wayyyyyyyy. ]
"And that is the end of our marriage" is what Jonathan opens the vlog with. Just shut up with these stupid jokes.
EWW. We get the classic voice over, "I just finished my workout" on a black screen - then it's Anna in the bathroom with no makeup on trying to do her skin care routine. It's a fore ad and she can't even learn the features so she has to read everything off her phone. She washes her face and all for a full 5 minutes. By the way, I do not have the paid advertising tag on my video and I'm the 36th person to watch. Dunno if it will appear later, or only when they get reported for not disclosing it with the tag?
Jonathan shows off the camper van once again and mentions he needs to clean the toilet. Nothing happens. We've seen that damn thing in too many videos. He blabs and name drops cruise companies and feels like the camper van reminds him of being on a cruise. WTF.
Next thing we're at breakfast, Andrea is being fed for once and Jonathan makes a dumb joke "I left a sock at grandma's house, so we have to go back and get it." Alessia starts crying and Emilia looks absolutely horrified. Everyone plays rock paper scissors and I'm bored to tears.
Jonathan is outside with Alessia, they get into the camper van and Alessia asks 'Is Mommy coming?' then she starts humping the cushions.... WHAT A TREAT FOR THE FRIENDLIEST FRIENDS! Ugh. Apparently he's driving to Portsmouth to return it... he just cleaned it and yet the whole family has to come for some reason? Because Anna didn't want to be alone with the kids? Jonathan shows off the sat nav, gets gas, they go to yet another rest stop because they haven't eaten enough crap lately.
OH FOR
duck'S SAKE JONATHAN FILMS AS HE'S PULLING OUT THE TOILET! Thank god he stopped short of showing the content. It must've been hard for him to suppress the urge.
At the rental place he gets back into the Land Rover and it feels like another covert ad because he couldn't have filmed the logo and interior any more if he tried. For lunch they're getting burgers. Again. Next thing the are doing a dumb dog montage and it's back to the scene where they say that's the end of our marriage.
Anna says she put more effort into them having four kids than Jonathan cause "you just planted your seed" ...honestly, he does maybe 10 time as much with those kids, but sure Madame Witch, you deserve all the credit for being an incubator and a milk bar. Jonathan puts his arm around the Witch and she complains "ouch you're crushing my back, my shoulders." JESUS. I mean, I wouldn't want to have this hobbit's arm around me either, but she had sex with him at least five times, so shut up.
They talk about the trip but not really, just half sentences, a joke about getting banned from a restaurant. Then they talk about about how their 10 yr youtube anniversary is coming up and how they said they'd do it for ten, so maybe this is the last year. Yeah, it won't be. The kids are not that lucky. And they're just saying that for the engagements. Cue all the minions whining how they cannot leave YT ever. I've said this before, IMO they are gearing up to migrate to Instagram. But do I think they will quit YT? Absolutely not. They are far to narcissistic for that and IGTV videos are just too short for their desire to share their vapid content.
Jonathan talking about YT: "For the last year or two, we've been afraid, almost like, to be yourself these days." So essentially he's saying he's portraying a better version of himself? Yikes. How much worse is he? So, their plans for the last (read: NEXT) six months of YT are: "For the last six months, let's just stop worrying what people think... cause when first did youtube we didn't care what people think, we just shared our lives..." WE ARE AWARE. "And we find ourselves now, we can't share our lives anymore" "I feel like it's cause whenever we try to be more open things always like... I don't know... twisted, drama" Jonathan and Anna are talking over each other so it's impossible to transcribe it properly "It always come back in such a negative way, but then it loses the authencity..." "So forget about it, so
starting monday, we'll vlog like we don't care, like nobody's watching... so let's just... why not, we've got nothing to lose." Um, what the
duck. What more could they possibly share? A witch and hobbit sex tape? Actual cold shower footage? "It might create lots of drama...but who cares... it probably will... let's go out with a bang, let's get kicked off the platform.... operation get banned
starts on monday.... " LOL Anna does the timeout symbol and says it stands for toilet break in gymnastics. That's literally timeout everywhere else my love. She then says Eduardo needs to pee during every class and how annoyed she is every time she has to take him. And this is how it ends. The title had nothing to do with the content of the video, the weird announcement will just be another thing they don't go through with because they never follow through on anything... remember that Christmas project? The one they are behind at and conveniently forgot about?
I’ve no word.
. Why else pack a yoga matt that she uses for her workouts if there was going to be no where to do a workout? The kids couldn't even see the views as the blinds were down. And they had their heads stuck in their ipads. There was no sentiment from any of them towards his Mum. No warm greeting. Just camera on her doing up her flies from the get go. Anna ended up spending more time with her than Jonathan as he had to get content for the vlog making Alessia sit in the mud. He ignored her efforts to introduce him to her friends and just acted like a child needing to touch everything and thinking he could do everything so much better. And that cold ass goodbye was just horrible. 
really ?
