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SaconeJolys #11 The Chronicles of Botoxia: the liar, the witch and the Wardo
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You'd think with it being half term, they'd have plenty of good content from places they could take the kids to get them out of the grey castleAnother vlog about stopping for food three times and nothing else. They really don't do much work except the bare minimum anymore. Three days of the same thing stretched over three vlogs whilst they take three days off vlogging. Yep, they're so hard working and deserving of their money.
Anal banging on about the kids amazing memories, what memories you deluded fool. You did nothing only drive, eat, stop at a castle and spend half a day at Grandma's.
Now you think you're going to be 100% Italian because of a language course?!
Why do you need a Nanny to mind the kids to learn a language? Ffs!
She uses her kids as an excuse for everything.
JonBoy begging for a freebie camera at the end. Buy one like everyone else.
So correct me if I’m wrong.
We are everyday witnessing their bedtime with pyjamas, underwear etc
And now that they are in a campervan trip we don’t see their bedtime?
When do they sleep?
Where do they sleep?
How is the campervan bedtime?
Still thinking that they sleep at the hotel, like I said from the beginning.
Jonathan and Anna you are some scam people (or whatever the name in English lol)
We are everyday witnessing their bedtime with pyjamas, underwear etc
And now that they are in a campervan trip we don’t see their bedtime?
When do they sleep?
Where do they sleep?
How is the campervan bedtime?
Still thinking that they sleep at the hotel, like I said from the beginning.
Jonathan and Anna you are some scam people (or whatever the name in English lol)
He's begging again??!
The pics for the paedos' benefit and the begging (while owning a £1.6 mil mansion) are the two things that enrage me the most.
A DRAMATIC END TO OUR ROAD TRIP VLOG RECRAP
I've done this a bit differently today to show how terribly boring their vlogs are. And spoiler alert - NOTHING dramatic happens.
SCENE 1 - Driving through the night. Nothing happens.
SCENE 2 - It's a bit brighter. Nothing happens. Mrs. and Mrs. Witch blab a bit and describe the countryside.
SCENE 3 - "It's a little bit brighter." It's 6 am. Anna put her makeup on courtesy of her plugin makeup mirror. More description of scenery. Emilia looks 50 shades of done with it all. Eduardo is still enjoying it.
SCENE 4 - "The best thing about this trip has been the signs about feral goats." is Anna's conclusion.
SCENE 5 - They're at a rest stop. Nothing happens. Maybe they got junk food.
SCENE 6 - They are back in the camper van, the kids are hyperactive and Anna groans in the background.
SCENE 7 - They've made it to Liverpool and are getting Subway. The kids are running around the restaurant. Anna orders sweetcorn on all the Sandwiches. Nothing happens.
SCENE 8 - They are back in the camper van and at yet another rest stop. Andrea isn't strapped in properly. Anna says he looks cute. She regrets that she didn't bring disinfective wipes because the van gets super grubby. Maybe she expected Ocado to deliver to the camper van door. The floor is filthy. Gas is 2 pounds cheaper there. Anna demands a decaf latte. With foam. Non-dairy if possible. Stupid diva. It's a gas station not Starbucks.
SCENE 9 - Another rest stop. The girls play with one of these plastic cars you can sit in there. Nobody needs to go to the loo. Nothing happens.
SCENE 10 - Jonathan says "For our last meal on the road, we've come to tossed. We got tired of switching between McDonalds, Burger King and Starbucks." Why the duck did the not go to other places? Jonathan tasks Emilia with... looking after her siblings.
SCENE 11 - They are eating their tossed back in the camper van. To me it looks like they got the worst food you can get at tossed, Nachos and maybe chilli.
SCENE 12 - It's night again, they talk about how there have been a few mishaps on the trip, clothes needed to be changed (cold camper van showers anyone?) but everyone survived. To be fair, I really thought Anna would need to be sectioned 4 hours into their journey. Anna said she brought her yoga mat, the plugin makeup mirror, trainers, 15 bags of toiletries (I honestly don't think it was an exaggeration). Anna says she enjoyed the camper van toilet. WHAT THE HELL. She claims it was a positive experience. Anna wants to do an Italian language course 'when we sort out our child care situation' because she wants to be fluent. "This is what I wanted to do after I stopped breastfeeding." How is that related at all???? It's a freaking online course, too! I mean, fair enough, I do think it's nice she's brushing up her Italian skills, that's so much better than pretending to be super Italian all the time not even speak the language properly or make any of the dishes properly.
SCENE 13 - End of vlog rant. A minion said they camped by Loch Ness and Jonathan claims he didn't even know. Well, I've never been so I can't say they were or weren't but my guess is, if they had been by or near bleeping Loch Ness they would've known. There would've been so many signs!!!! The dramatic end is... that the camera broke? LOL! This is the worst clickbait of all time. NOTHING happened in this entire vlog! NOTHING.
I've done this a bit differently today to show how terribly boring their vlogs are. And spoiler alert - NOTHING dramatic happens.
SCENE 1 - Driving through the night. Nothing happens.
SCENE 2 - It's a bit brighter. Nothing happens. Mrs. and Mrs. Witch blab a bit and describe the countryside.
SCENE 3 - "It's a little bit brighter." It's 6 am. Anna put her makeup on courtesy of her plugin makeup mirror. More description of scenery. Emilia looks 50 shades of done with it all. Eduardo is still enjoying it.
SCENE 4 - "The best thing about this trip has been the signs about feral goats." is Anna's conclusion.
SCENE 5 - They're at a rest stop. Nothing happens. Maybe they got junk food.
SCENE 6 - They are back in the camper van, the kids are hyperactive and Anna groans in the background.
SCENE 7 - They've made it to Liverpool and are getting Subway. The kids are running around the restaurant. Anna orders sweetcorn on all the Sandwiches. Nothing happens.
SCENE 8 - They are back in the camper van and at yet another rest stop. Andrea isn't strapped in properly. Anna says he looks cute. She regrets that she didn't bring disinfective wipes because the van gets super grubby. Maybe she expected Ocado to deliver to the camper van door. The floor is filthy. Gas is 2 pounds cheaper there. Anna demands a decaf latte. With foam. Non-dairy if possible. Stupid diva. It's a gas station not Starbucks.
SCENE 9 - Another rest stop. The girls play with one of these plastic cars you can sit in there. Nobody needs to go to the loo. Nothing happens.
SCENE 10 - Jonathan says "For our last meal on the road, we've come to tossed. We got tired of switching between McDonalds, Burger King and Starbucks." Why the duck did the not go to other places? Jonathan tasks Emilia with... looking after her siblings.
SCENE 11 - They are eating their tossed back in the camper van. To me it looks like they got the worst food you can get at tossed, Nachos and maybe chilli.
SCENE 12 - It's night again, they talk about how there have been a few mishaps on the trip, clothes needed to be changed (cold camper van showers anyone?) but everyone survived. To be fair, I really thought Anna would need to be sectioned 4 hours into their journey. Anna said she brought her yoga mat, the plugin makeup mirror, trainers, 15 bags of toiletries (I honestly don't think it was an exaggeration). Anna says she enjoyed the camper van toilet. WHAT THE HELL. She claims it was a positive experience. Anna wants to do an Italian language course 'when we sort out our child care situation' because she wants to be fluent. "This is what I wanted to do after I stopped breastfeeding." How is that related at all???? It's a freaking online course, too! I mean, fair enough, I do think it's nice she's brushing up her Italian skills, that's so much better than pretending to be super Italian all the time not even speak the language properly or make any of the dishes properly.
SCENE 13 - End of vlog rant. A minion said they camped by Loch Ness and Jonathan claims he didn't even know. Well, I've never been so I can't say they were or weren't but my guess is, if they had been by or near bleeping Loch Ness they would've known. There would've been so many signs!!!! The dramatic end is... that the camera broke? LOL! This is the worst clickbait of all time. NOTHING happened in this entire vlog! NOTHING.
100% they all stayed in a hotel/inn/motel/airbnb.
Their fans are too dumb/young/sycophantic to understand that he lies to them and how editing & music are used to manipulate everything.
Well, looks like Anna wants the return match.
It wasn’t Loch Ness, they were too far west to be anywhere near Loch Ness. They stopped at the Aldi in Fort William and the next day they went to Eilean Donan Castle with his mum so must be close to where she lives, not sure if he actually said where she lives.
The hobbit is a muppet!!
Those dogs have had a varied diet based on freebies or what is cheapest. Disgusting how badly their health has been managed.
Wow! Those tweets show her true colours! Despicable person she is. It proves just how much Jonathan worships the witch, because if my Husband spoke like that about my parents, well he wouldn’t be my Husband. Also, if my brothers wife or Sisters OH spoke about my Mum & Dad like that they would never be welcome in my house and if I‘d seen those tweets, I would’ve put her in her place!Yes i would say
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And considering yesterday’s vlog, for people who didn’t see some of the infamous mean tweets about her MIL :
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Yes,the lukewarm (not cold guys!) buffet from #platterlondon, totally #glutenfreedairyfreeandeverythingfree.
I can totally see how she let's him go around dressed like he does! Have you seen how she dresses???!They really are made for each other! I'm actually amazed she lets him go around looking like a hobo in the shocking outfits he wears (the outfit he wore for the parents school festival evening that 'he' planned is a particular highlight), especially when she's so looks obsessed.
Let's hope they never split up and inflict themselves on some other poor unfortunate souls!
When the dogs first had a few teeth pulled, Anna was told she had to brush their teeth. She laughed about it in the vlog 'With 4 kids and 6 dogs, that ain't gonna happen'. Sorry? YOU wanted these dogs!
A long time ago, she vlogged with Albi, talking about what this breed needs. That they need daily walks 'because dogs just need to be walked, that's just how it is' and how you need to wash their faces and groom them.
The dogs get groomed once a month, I have neverrrr seen them brush the dogs. Their teeth do not get cleaned eventhough she knows this breed is known for problems with their teeth. They get walked 3 times a week at most, the family has not walked them since they moved into this new home. Their dog garden now is smaller than what they had at the previous house. The dogs used to have the run of the house, or at least downstairs, now they are confined to the kitchen. They used to be allowed to sit on the sofa in the evenings to cuddle up with them, not anymore as Anna is off to bed early and Jonathan sits in his office to watch Netflix on his own.
There has already been a serious accident due to fighting between the dogs, you'd think that would be a wake up call. But nope. They're lazy and irresponsible, in every aspect of their lives.
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Anna made roasted pumpkin seeds from the jack-o-lantern, I thought you couldn't eat those pumpkins? Then again I've carved one jack-o-lantern in my life and Halloween is kind of a joke in Australia
"and I'm making dinner, for the kids"
Literally, that pot of pasta might be enough for Alessia, don't know what the other 3 are eating. Sorry the image is blurry she moved her phone way too much
"and I'm making dinner, for the kids"
Literally, that pot of pasta might be enough for Alessia, don't know what the other 3 are eating. Sorry the image is blurry she moved her phone way too much
Takeout from McDonalds, Chocolate, the ugly Halloween Cookies, take your pick
Think she's moving her ph so much in her stories in hopes of preventing ppl from capturing a clear image.
Also, notice her stories have been downsized dramatically.
If you are on a phone and want to get a better screen shot all you have to do is hold your thumb down on the screen to pause the video.
Wow this is the real Anna. She really is a cold hearted witch. What's with all the faces she makes in the caravan.Yes i would say
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And considering yesterday’s vlog, for people who didn’t see some of the infamous mean tweets about her MIL :
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Yes,the lukewarm (not cold guys!) buffet from #platterlondon, totally #glutenfreedairyfreeandeverythingfree.
I know, but if her thought process is not getting the clear image then she must have her ph in constant motion as she's been doing swinging it left to right quickly.
In tonight's vlog Anna said " good job I brought my plug in make up mirror" obviously throwing that out there to shut us haters up for saying she went to a hotel!
And I'm pretty sure none of them slept in that van , cos Jof would definitely have filmed the kids in the beds !
It looks like these bastard s got away with it as usual! bleeping hell, would they have to actually murder their kids before anything gets done about them?!Apparently the Grandma went with them! I knew they would have took someone!
Can't think that it would have been Jonathan's mum though since Anna hates her and if it was her mum surely she would've mentioned it
*edit to say apologies if this is s has been mentioned, the threads go too quickly for me to keep up and i don't watxh their videos or insta anymore after cold shower gate! Which, by the way, does anyone kmow if anything was done about that or were the relevant authorities not going to investigate?
Or she could just let him wander around like they let him do at the services! Or got Emilia to carry him! bleeping bullshitting witch!
rose gold
never heard of that hair colour! And when she finally " accepted" it she even said she loves his finger hair, she's a liar!That's the one time Anna didn't lie! She's right Jof s poor mum didn't have to say that they are wonderful at all, because they're far from it, if they were wonderful this wouldn't have been the only time they gone to visit her over the years!
A book of Jof's unfinished projects! Then it might make the Guinness Book of Records for either the thickest book in the world of the amount of unfinished projects!Let's start taking bets what the new project is.It has to be something that appeals/ fleeces under 16's because no one over 16 would buy it....
Dog teddy bears
An app
Another 'Best seller' book
A colouring book
A DVD of their best bits in 2019 ( not much to put on that dvd seen as it's their worse year so far)
Dolls of each family member
A Christmas music video
And the minions have goldfish brains, no one has even asked in the comments who has won this week!
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Omg what an outfit, those boots with the black tights are an...interesting choiceI can totally see how she let's him go around dressed like he does! Have you seen how she dresses???!
I look better put together than this when I take my dogs for their walk (and that's saying something). Who on earth would actually pay this woman to style them?
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