GRWM whilst I bore you to tears about how I met my bestie
Hi I'm Anna, if you've not seen me before I'm a 30 odd year old plastic grifter who likes to make a living exploiting my kids on social media
If you didn't know I have a bestie. I like to say bestie because it makes me sound cool and down with the kids. He's gay, did you hear that, he's GAY! I bet you didn't even know you could have a GAY best friend. Not only that he's a dad, yes he's a GAY dad, and even more than that he's a single GAY dad. Crazy huh? I mean, I don't like a label, but....
I've got 4 kids, that's a lot of kids, I mean a huge amount of kids, it's almost as many kids as the Radfords.
I dedicated my whole life to raising those kids, oh actually I meant the nanny dedicated her life to raising those kids. Yeah I'm a mom of four kids and I've barely managed to make a single mom friend, weird huh? . I've had a couple of besties in the past though, I don't really know what happened to them
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maybe my enormous family of 4 kids overwhelmed them, it couldn't be that that my husband's insatiable desire for world domination and general weirdness scared them off could it?
Anyway me and Matt, my bestie, my sister from another mister, we met at school. Matt didn't used to like me, but we will brush over that because we realised that having a bestie relationship could be mutually beneficial. Jonathan (my firmly in the closet husband) likes having Matt around because he can't cope with actual men (his words not mine) and he's such a genius he could see the potential of me, a straight white woman having a friendship with a gay man. He thought we could be the next Zoella and Mark.
Matt likes our bestie friendship because he craves attention and being friends with me has taught him how to live his life online and really share those vulnerable moments for clicks, and also get some gratuitous butt shots in.
Like all epic bestie relationships we've been through so so much. We've been there for each other through thick and thin, all of the highs and the lows. We spend quality time together, we like to laugh a lot especially when the kids do dangerous things, we go to aesthetics appts (friends that fill are together still) and we spend so much time in Bills you can now order the Anna and Matt Bestie Goals Pancake Stack
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But it's a really really genuine friendship, really genuine. He's not going to disappear off into the sunset, no sirree. Not while there's something to hang around for. Peak friendship goals is having matching email addresses in our bios for all that PR attention.
Anyway thanks so much for listening to my drivel. Besties forever (awkward peace sign
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