Hi Y'all in case you were wondering where the vlogs are, well, I did them you see, but because I have sooo much to do and have no idea how technology works JONATHAN is supposed to do them. JONATHAN is tagged you see so go bug him, he's not doing anything but stretching out his t-shirts trying to make them look like skirts, not really he's I write book in the other room. But Ehm, I really need to get back into the swing of things. This is the second week back to school and even though I've had kids in school before and know what I'm supposed to be doing, I just can't cause, really there is no reason, but Ehm. Now y'all the kids have electives and I have to spend my whole time in the car trying to figure out why U2 is still playing. Just a reminder, if you didn't already know I have help with Andrea, but after December I'm going to lose my tit because I will not have child care. That means I might have all four of them. Four kids, y'all, how am I supposed to cope? My contract clearly stated housekeeper and nanny, we've been through many times. You guys got my back right? UM, I have done it before, like watched all my kids, but it's mayhem. Y'all there was this one time that I had just two of the kids, but because I like looking at my phone and not paying attention my kids were throwing dirt at one another. Like, how am I supposed to heart Instagram stories from my fake friends when these feral beasts are acting up. It was one time and I've had enough of it the damn nanny can keep one of these kids because two is just way too much and four brings me to a nervous breakdown. This morning I had to drop off Andrea at school because I was "meeting a friend." I have been meeting with friends often lately, because I can't bear to be at home all by myself with JONATHAN, he keeps asking to wear my shoes, but I've told him they are too big for him. Y'all little Andrea with his rose gold bald head was sad because he had to leave me this morning. What does he think we have, some kinda bond. That shouldn't be normal for kids to miss their moms, we are going to have to work on that because I felt my heart grow three sizes, but I was meeting a "friend" for breakfast and I cannot let that condition get to me. JONATHAN doesn't have any problems, just me. They only act up with me, I think that should tell me something, but it doesn't. Well, I got to go, I'm making some fish pie or something runny for dinner tonight. I mean I'm having three different types of ice cream, but that's neither here nor there. Have a great day y'all
*allegedly heard from my iphone