Oh hey, Y'all I'm back. I just wanted to come on her to say that I've just had it with the cleaner. She's not a part of the family because she doesn't like the dogs. I mean come on y'all those dogs are family! I know they tit in their beds at night and I make her clean their poo, but I just had to get rid of her and now I have to do it all!! I just want someone who is like family ya know. Someone who isn't afraid of the barking or, oops, looks like the dog scratched the hell outta my boob but I'm okay with that because "family." FOX ALLERT Now I know that some of you guys get so upset when I talk about having a cleaner and nanny. This was part of my contract when I married the five-foot troll, so don't judge me. I can't do it all, like I've got to have at least five hours to scroll through my phone cause I'm working! I can't do all that other tit when I have to work, not to mention the fact I must be in bed by 7:30 or I just can't hold my head up during the day. I get these DM's, I don't know where they come from, and I have no idea how to turn them off, but people think I do it all. I don't do it all, I have help. How can I sit here and make these Instagram stories if someone isn't cleaning my tit and watching the kids? I just have it sooo hard you guys. Now I know some of you can do it all and that's great, but I can't and I'm special. Too bad you don't have a cleaner and nanny like me, so stop DMing me about how you are crying on the floor because you are poor and don't have access to nannies and a team of houseworkers. Now wish me luck, I'm off to find my new best friend! I do hope the agency sends me someone that will kiss my ass.
*allegedly how I heard it from my iphone