why can't they just have normal meals -no goats cheese or loads of cheese -why not a nice shepherds pie and peas, or a plain spaghetti Bol,or a nice cooked chicken and jacket potatoes I never see them eating salads, why not noodles and chicken ,its always rice or pasta-do they have a pudding?or a starter if not a pudding a small bowl of food is not enough for a growing child without a small bowl of soup to start or a pudding ??Contrary to most opinions on here I actually don't think some of her meals look that bad, however THIS looks absolutely vile. I feel sick just looking at it, it looks like someone has just dumped a load of blood on the top of it
SacconeJolys #18 Roly Poly Jonathan Joly had too much to drink, his wife is on the brink
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Lol this made me want to vlog my life just so you can give me pointers on the stuff I'm doing wrong. 10/10 adviceLogic tips 101 for Anal
1. There is this thing called a slow cooker. It's a magical invention. You prep your food ( Morning, Noon or Night) , swoosh it into the pot, turn it on, walk away, and viola a HOT dinner for the evening time.
Imagine that Anal!
No cooking at mid day and re heating food hours laterand time gained to spend with your kids.
2. See that big huge garden you're blessed with, grab the paddling pool in the shed. Plonk three dogs at a time into said paddling pool. Grab the hose.
Have fun with the kids and gnome washing the dogs down outside, no mess, dogs can shake off, and you saved some of your ever precious time that you lack so much of.
Imagine that!
3. Now that you've saved at least another hour off your 'timetable', you could play with your kids.
You know, those annoying little people that need attention in real life.
You'd be amazed at how their moods change and their temperament change with the extra bit of attention and interaction.
4. Any of us that have watched you over the years know you never got up at the crack of dawn like you do now.
Relax and chill out a bit in life.
That extra time you would have instead of cooking mid day could be used to work out or walk with the kids or dogs for excercise.
There's no medals for getting up before the birds and showing the gram your sweaty face.
You gain literally nothing from it?! Nada! Zilch!
Instead of going to bed at the same time as your kids, stay up and clean up so the next day you've free time. Or watch a program with your husband. Or talk to friends on the phone. Or sit in your office and do your Ocado shop in peace.
Or enjoy the peace like most of us parents do when the kids go to bed. You're doing it all backwards.
You're trying to gain peace and organisation when the kids are up and in your face.
Do it all when they're in bed.
Bingo!!!
They fill the kids up with sugar at every point of the day, I'm fairly certain the kids have dessert/pudding every night and that's why they don't eat Anna's slop, because why would you if you're going to get chocolate anyways? Pretty sure someone's mentioned that to me in a previous thread that's why I remember it.
Itās just occurred to me about his head shave. I wonder if he only did it because heās going bald anyway, so rather than just admit his hair transplant was a massive fail, and heās got a bald spot at the back/top of his head, heās pretending to shave his head for charity, hoping no one will say it looks shite because āitās for charity ladzzzā
and no one will question it because heās only done it to raise money. Wouldnāt surprise me if he doesnāt let it grow back, and just keeps shaving it from now on, at least for a while, then will start wearing caps for a while, and when he takes it off eventually, he will have a full head of hair again (secret second transplant, which he will have got for free again). We all know the Sjās donāt do anything for anyone unless they are going to benefit from it in some way.Saw it today on Instagram
Isn't she too old to put things in her mouth? Is she hungry or starving?
I am sorry, but tit' she looks like a couger in those porn videos
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Why canāt they supervise Andrea while the kids do school work? Or one parent/nanny supervise Andrea while the other helps the kids with their work? Just shows how incompetent they are. His nap canāt be that long, 2 hours maximum
I donāt really understand why they canāt set the two older ones up in the kitchen at the table and entertain the younger two in the playroom. One parent with each set of kids.... or is that not possible because they depend on Emilia to supervise the younger two and it would mean Anna surgically removing the phone from her hands to pay attention to her kids? Iām guessing the nanny definitely went home 
If that picture is an actual dig at Anna I will genuinely follow that account!
It really should not be that difficult with two adults at home.I donāt really understand why they canāt set the two older ones up in the kitchen at the table and entertain the younger two in the playroom. One parent with each set of kids.... or is that not possible because they depend on Emilia to supervise the younger two and it would mean Anna surgically removing the phone from her hands to pay attention to her kids? Iām guessing the nanny definitely went home
Jonathan can keep the little ones busy while Anna does the homeschooling for an hour or two in the morning, and then maybe again after lunch when the little ones are in bed. Does that require some adjustments in their schedule? Sure. But they have a large house, the E's can either sit at the kitchen table or in that room where Anna does her 'workouts'.
Saying that, does Jonathan ever actually spend time in the playroom other than to get the kids out of there for mealtime or bed? We only ever see Anna sitting there.
Iām pretty sure heās in his āwingā unless filming requires him to pretend to be asleep in bed whilst the kids are jumping all over him or heās āpretend eatingā the slop she cooks that blatantly ends up in the bin most nights (no wonder theyāre always out of brioche) or heās wrecking the house/garden etc ādoing it himselfā cos he was a ābuilderā once
Exactly. Idiot. But he could adjust his oh so busy schedule and play with his youngest two, do some educational activities with them. Nothing too serious that Jonathan would not be able to handle, I mean, colouring, stacking bricks, learning new songs, counting, reading to them... Just for an hour or two whilst Anna is with the Es, and then have another homeschooling session at naptime.
Nothing to get too stressed about, and with all this space and both adults not having to work, it should be fairly easy to do.
Anna: "I always have to keep an eye on him, like I can't let him out of my sight or he trashes everything..."
Andrea: Always keeping an eye on me, like when you found me like this:
Or this:
Andrea: Always keeping an eye on me, like when you found me like this:
Or this:
Oh my god the one with him hanging onto the sink!
one false move and his head straight onto those tiles!I canāt help but feel theyāve let Andrea roam around to entertain himself as Anna is always so busy sticking to her schedule and Jonathan outside in the garden, changing the driveway every few months etc that itās led him to occupy himself (and now paying the price as heās a toddler who likes to be in everything anyway now). Like as though he hasnāt had the normal playtime with parents and toys. They can have as big a playroom as they like but a child will just want interaction with parents too. So itās as if heās not been taught to play with those kind of things instead.
Nah sadly it isn't, it was just a quote from a mommy page.
Andrea is really showing up their lazy parenting. When they didnāt look after the eldest 3 properly, they didnāt get themselves into too much trouble. However Andrea needs lots of care and attention. He has no sense of danger and will do anything if they donāt stop him. And they havenāt been stopping him, so heās learned itās fine to do these things. Heās been so close to seriously injuring himself so many times, theyāre lucky he hasnāt ended up in hospital or worse. Iām hoping Anna saying that she has to keep an eye on Andrea means that she has realised she is going to have to get off her phone and look after him properly. I really do hope so, or that poor boy is going to get into some serious trouble.
Unfortunately I think it will take a trip to A and E to actually make them realise - theyāre far too dependent on the older two being sensible in the absence on the nanny.... I can see either of the Es getting the blame when 
hits the fan
hits the fan
Why cant she just throw a pizza in the oven anything is better than this shiteContrary to most opinions on here I actually don't think some of her meals look that bad, however THIS looks absolutely vile. I feel sick just looking at it, it looks like someone has just dumped a load of blood on the top of it
They make their own using store bought bases and even they look terrible.Why cant she just throw a pizza in the oven anything is better than this shite
They can't watch the kids unless it's through a screen. Vlog camera, phone or all their cctv footage.
When Andrea was playing with the gas cans the other day. Alessia asked Anna if she could push her on the swing and she said no I'm "supervising" Andrea as she stood just filming him from 10 feet away. Probably only out there while the nanny was on a bathroom break.
They'll not learn things are wrong as they're put on high surfaces for "fun" and never told no, just moaned at that they're messing up the schedule or Anna's "organisation". Then go to the next level of punishments...
When Andrea was playing with the gas cans the other day. Alessia asked Anna if she could push her on the swing and she said no I'm "supervising" Andrea as she stood just filming him from 10 feet away. Probably only out there while the nanny was on a bathroom break.
They'll not learn things are wrong as they're put on high surfaces for "fun" and never told no, just moaned at that they're messing up the schedule or Anna's "organisation". Then go to the next level of punishments...
I'm sure you have plenty of common Sense.Lol this made me want to vlog my life just so you can give me pointers on the stuff I'm doing wrong. 10/10 advice
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