lemonandlime
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FINDING OUT IF PREGNANT AGAIN VLOG RECRAP
There's a whole new intro that looks a bit more... I don't know, less geared towards children? We open with them at breakfast, Emilia has her new earrings in and yesterday, Anna got a note from the school about the uniform rules. Emilia had to sit out PE because she wasn't able to take her earrings out by herself. Alessia has her hair done and gets her first ponytail ever. So cute. Then Anna says she needs to do Eduardo's hair, "what do you want? A ponytail? pig tails?" SERIOUSLY?! If he wants to be a girl...that's completely fine, but it feels like it's being pushed on him.
Anna picks up her friend from the station, in her air hostess outfit with a scarf around her neck and all and then apologises to her friend Sabrina for 'only wearing a sweater' while the friend looks so glam. It's a very nice sweater and she's being completely ridiculous. To be fair, Sabrina is wearing a fur coat but my god is that ridiculous. Anna tells Sabrina a story from the spa trip and say that people stared at them and she wondered if they were subscribers. LMAO. But no, it turned out at they were just wearing a different color of bathrobes at the spa than most of the other people there. Whatevs.
Back at the house, Anna made Sabrina lunch and it's all so fucking pretentious I can't deal with it. Then they tell Sabrina about the pill mishap and Sabrina - as a mother of three - encourages her to take a pregnancy test. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY GROWN WOMAN WHO HAVE CHILDREN WOULD THINK THIS WOULD WORK? LOL, now it was either staged or they really had an old pregnancy test lying around. Don't know why they would, considering they moved into that house after Andrea was born and there was obviously no need to take any tests? Jonathan proudly reads off the box that the test has a week indicator. And still, nobody's getting that this isn't going to work TWO DAYS after? The word week indicator should give it away!!! Meanwhile, Jonathan asks Sabrina if her husband is gonna get a vasectomy. Then Jonathan mentions again that he might get it at 40. Then there are a lot of very bizarre jokes and talk about the children, Jonathan and Adam getting re-married for more babies. Next, they are discussing baby names for the new fake clickbait baby. Anna pretends to be nervous or actually because everyone here is super dumb. Now they are talking about their next baby shower... I can't. This is the dumbest thing I've ever watched. But it's save to say that they are no longer a family channel. The test is negative, surprise, surprise. They are excited, then Sabrina says "it could be to early." YOU THINK?! They make tentative plans to re-take the test in December. Um. Okay.
Jonathan's off to get fireworks... it's already November 5th, why did he wait that long? The shop he was going to happens to be closed.But there's always morrisons. I'm surprised Anna didn't make him buy them weeks in advance. He buys a bunch of ridiculously expensive sets and sets them up in the garden. The kids are standing by the patio door to watch.. Alessia is very scared that a witch might come. Gee. I wonder why that is. Remember "Eat your sandwich or the witch is going to come for you?" Andrea and Alessia are both scared of the fireworks (that they are launching while it's still light outside because Jonathan is a complete moron!) and Emilia and Eduardo have to comfort their siblings. WHO LAUNCHES FIREWORKS WHEN ITS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE?!
Anna and Jonathan went out for dinner and complain about Andrea waking them up coughing. Then they joke about putting him on a Calpol drip. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh, and even better "we could bathe him in Calpol." Here's the thing, I genuinely believe them when they say that they are having more fun that way, in a way, I am as well because there's so much dumb stuff happening. More pregnancy jokes, and the end.
There's a whole new intro that looks a bit more... I don't know, less geared towards children? We open with them at breakfast, Emilia has her new earrings in and yesterday, Anna got a note from the school about the uniform rules. Emilia had to sit out PE because she wasn't able to take her earrings out by herself. Alessia has her hair done and gets her first ponytail ever. So cute. Then Anna says she needs to do Eduardo's hair, "what do you want? A ponytail? pig tails?" SERIOUSLY?! If he wants to be a girl...that's completely fine, but it feels like it's being pushed on him.
Anna picks up her friend from the station, in her air hostess outfit with a scarf around her neck and all and then apologises to her friend Sabrina for 'only wearing a sweater' while the friend looks so glam. It's a very nice sweater and she's being completely ridiculous. To be fair, Sabrina is wearing a fur coat but my god is that ridiculous. Anna tells Sabrina a story from the spa trip and say that people stared at them and she wondered if they were subscribers. LMAO. But no, it turned out at they were just wearing a different color of bathrobes at the spa than most of the other people there. Whatevs.
Back at the house, Anna made Sabrina lunch and it's all so fucking pretentious I can't deal with it. Then they tell Sabrina about the pill mishap and Sabrina - as a mother of three - encourages her to take a pregnancy test. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY GROWN WOMAN WHO HAVE CHILDREN WOULD THINK THIS WOULD WORK? LOL, now it was either staged or they really had an old pregnancy test lying around. Don't know why they would, considering they moved into that house after Andrea was born and there was obviously no need to take any tests? Jonathan proudly reads off the box that the test has a week indicator. And still, nobody's getting that this isn't going to work TWO DAYS after? The word week indicator should give it away!!! Meanwhile, Jonathan asks Sabrina if her husband is gonna get a vasectomy. Then Jonathan mentions again that he might get it at 40. Then there are a lot of very bizarre jokes and talk about the children, Jonathan and Adam getting re-married for more babies. Next, they are discussing baby names for the new fake clickbait baby. Anna pretends to be nervous or actually because everyone here is super dumb. Now they are talking about their next baby shower... I can't. This is the dumbest thing I've ever watched. But it's save to say that they are no longer a family channel. The test is negative, surprise, surprise. They are excited, then Sabrina says "it could be to early." YOU THINK?! They make tentative plans to re-take the test in December. Um. Okay.
Jonathan's off to get fireworks... it's already November 5th, why did he wait that long? The shop he was going to happens to be closed.But there's always morrisons. I'm surprised Anna didn't make him buy them weeks in advance. He buys a bunch of ridiculously expensive sets and sets them up in the garden. The kids are standing by the patio door to watch.. Alessia is very scared that a witch might come. Gee. I wonder why that is. Remember "Eat your sandwich or the witch is going to come for you?" Andrea and Alessia are both scared of the fireworks (that they are launching while it's still light outside because Jonathan is a complete moron!) and Emilia and Eduardo have to comfort their siblings. WHO LAUNCHES FIREWORKS WHEN ITS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE?!
Anna and Jonathan went out for dinner and complain about Andrea waking them up coughing. Then they joke about putting him on a Calpol drip. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh, and even better "we could bathe him in Calpol." Here's the thing, I genuinely believe them when they say that they are having more fun that way, in a way, I am as well because there's so much dumb stuff happening. More pregnancy jokes, and the end.
Not even sure I have the words.
are they really that thick! I do understand you can get pregnant taking your pill later but it would be at least 11 days before a test maybe be positive!!!
