RVK_Loves #33 not to worry my husband still earns 10 times more than you

[Libbie]

Apparently the terrible twos are real for them right now!!! Sorry but I can't find an ounce of sympathy for her. If she wasn't so damn smug all the time maybe I'd feel different. There's a 3 year age gap between my two and that was hard enough. But I didn't traipse around the country trying to get dreamy photos for the gram. Or try to pretend everything was wonderful and then have to backtrack!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person! Go Freya!!

 

[HashtagRealTalk]

Do we think she’s gone away or has she actually decide to stay at home for a few days with her baby

She’s lying low because whilst everyone is currently sharing and posting articles related to the devastating news about Afghanistan, Grabby probably doesn't want to “get involved” because it doesn’t involve dahlias or lactating which are her specialist subjects...{and for various other reasons we can all hazard a guess as to why...cough...racist}

 

[AC_23]

Does she wear pearl earrings day to day or just for giving birth in??

Hahaha imagine

“Ben, I think I just had my first contraction”
“Shall I call the midwives?”
“No get me my pearls first!”

 

[Sw4]

It strikes me as rather weird that the majority of photos on that card are ones we've all seen before on the grid. I can't really articulate why I find it weird, but I guess it's sad that there seems to be no such thing as any private or personal photos kept just for them, everything has already been shared with thousands of followers (strangers) beforehand.

 

[Hashtagged]

Best newborn bubble evvverrrrrrrrrrr

Next week “I am not ok right now”

 

[Meringue22]

How did Freya manage to paint pebbles with a paintbrush and a bucket of water ???

That paintbrush is 10 times better than any paintbrush you can buy

 

[Clare]

Natural History Museum? On a Bank Holiday? With a 2 year old and a newborn? Why????? Just why? It must have been RAMMED with tourists, why not wait until the schools go back and enjoy it more?? Does this woman have no common sense

 

[Duchesspink]

She does have an opinion, its just one that she can't share online.

 

[Ajtw09]

Waffy is ‘10 days old, already, tomorrow’. So he’s nine days old then. Wishing his life away, just like she does her own

 

[Clare]

Oh dear how sad thank you for the screenshot


The mama bag last December at Soho Farmhouse
And who could forget those awful boots!!

The MAMA bag that was concealing the secret pregnancy of Prince Waffy Atlas of Watford - even though at the time she was so miserable at anyone else’s happiness, for various reasons - what a twat.

 

[Pass_the_popcorn]

Grabby, you don’t leave gifts for your investment property purchasers/tenants because you think that they are beneath you.

If you read tattle, do yourself a favour and delete your blog, it’s embarrassing for everyone now!

 

[tacotaco]

Here we go - braggy post mentions:

Feeding
Proud big sister
Sunshine
Beach trip
Flowers
Best everrrrrrrr
Don’t want it to end
Age of baby tomorrow (not today)
Photo of “baby” balloon
Photo of dusty shutters

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Mum2girls]

I’m just absolutely stunned that someone has the audacity to use her baby .. week old baby!!!! All for the sake of Instagram. She should be ashamed of herself. It’s disgraceful and like others have said, what image is this portraying to new mums, or mums to be?! She’s a complete liar and is putting so many people’s mental health at risk by these fake insta images.

 

[tacotaco]

She says in her caption that she’s forgotten how much she loves baby wearing.. err really?? Have you forgotten you insisted on strapping your toddler on your front until she was nearly 2 and was perfectly capable of walking you idiot!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

She looks sunburnt on that second photo too.

Beautiful family? She’s a control freak and he’s a p@edo. So dreamy.

 

[Madamelurker123]

EVERY DAY IS GROUND HOG DAY…. Spot the difference…

Now vs…. Then….

 

[Homebird44]

Shes trying so hard to show that she can cope with two children, she's making herself look like a prize dick. She literally can't be at home. I don't understand her at all.

 

[Justine]

The thing is, it could be dreamy for her right now.
Breastfeeding is going well, some newborns are chilled and sleep a lot, they are very "transportable" (even though that doesn't mean you should make them take a goddamn road trip every other day). And she gets tons of help, her husband doesn't have to be anywhere and her parents live around the corner. So in many ways her life might feel pretty undisturbed.
But she should consider herself lucky and not brag so hard to her potentially vulnerable followers.
Especially given that the moment he is more mobile/teething/not sleeping/hating the car/sharing a vomiting bug with his sister... it's probably going to bite her back in the ass and then we'll never hear the end of her moaning with long rambling woe is me posts...
Twat.

 

[tacotaco]

and here come the 'everything is so amazing' posts. The ridiculous list of everything being perfect, the dreamy beach photos with a one week old & toddler...for those of you that read here who have a new baby or are expecting - this is not real life. If you barely leave the house for the first few weeks that is ok. If your one trip out to a supermarket feels like the biggest achievement of the week, then well done, it is!! DO NOT compare yourself to this women and her toxicity, do not beat yourself up because you didn't get a dreamy home waterbirth, a perfect breastfeeding baby or are taking long day trips with your two kids. This kind of BS really makes me cross, just puts such an unnecessary amount of guilt/pressure on mums... i promise you what you see on her grid is not the norm.

*retreats back to quiet corner....

Reallly well said, and worth saying.

Here comes the brag after brag after brag not giving a single thought about how her posts come across to others following her and her portray of motherhood. Just unbelievable. Her “friends” must really despise her.

 

[toffeepenguin]

Place your bets, will she resurface:

- having been on holiday?
- being “not ok right now, for various reasons”
- “I’ve been quiet because I’ve been soaking it allllllll up with these two and my mama heart is bursting with love”