Good spot on the early weaning. That didn’t make the grid. Busted grabby!So this morning I’ve learned...
The Christmas Eve photoshoot was set up on December 11th, and they weaned her almost a month early
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I hardly glanced at our daughter’s birth certificate. It was a formality not an awardFlipping heck that vid is a real glimpse into the madness. What is she doing waving that birth certificate about?! I assume that’s what it is? Birth certificate as ‘prize ham’ moment!
The birth certificate bit is embarrassing.Flipping heck that vid is a real glimpse into the madness. What is she doing waving that birth certificate about?! I assume that’s what it is? Birth certificate as ‘prize ham’ moment!
Note no glimpses of end of March onwards.... wonder why that is 
... what lockdown for Grabby?!
... what lockdown for Grabby?!That’s why she had to go to St Albans - couldn’t be done at Hemel orWatford!!
Is she surgically attached to that long orange floral dress?! It’s all she ever wears!!
She is a classic nouveau snob. It’s all about the name/brand hence the obsession with Soho House in its various forms.
And why so cryptic Grabs with the ‘various reasons’ why you can’t go away without Freya. Bet she is dying to leave Bentos with Mumma and gad about dreamy Venice doing hand hearts with this guy. If Covid and all the travel uncertainty wasn’t happening she’d have been outta there!!
She is a classic nouveau snob. It’s all about the name/brand hence the obsession with Soho House in its various forms.
And why so cryptic Grabs with the ‘various reasons’ why you can’t go away without Freya. Bet she is dying to leave Bentos with Mumma and gad about dreamy Venice doing hand hearts with this guy. If Covid and all the travel uncertainty wasn’t happening she’d have been outta there!!
Surprised they haven't got one of the pull down projector screens and did an outside viewing for everyone in the garden... mmm, maybe they'll save that up for Freya's birthday extravaganza next year, as there will be 2 years worth of memories to share. They could also bung in the wedding video too
How many people does it take to register a baby?? “Mum make sure you’re free Tuesday. I need you to video us coming out the registry office and my hands need to be free to wave the certificate”
You have to pay for the cowshed toiletries at soho house?? That is hilarious. Luxury it ain't.
So in future when I see the instahuns drooling over the cowshed toiletries at soho-wherever, I'll know they just took a photo, and didn't actually use them.....
So in future when I see the instahuns drooling over the cowshed toiletries at soho-wherever, I'll know they just took a photo, and didn't actually use them.....
Ah shovelling purées in at barely 5 months and claiming to do BLW
Where was she born. As I’m sure place of birth not place of registered is shown on cert. i would love it if it still says Stevenage or Watford despite her efforts.
Kings Langley. My kids certs show town and county they were born in so Freya’s will too i assume
Just checked and St Albans is further away than other towns which is where she should have gone to register the birth...
You’re also meant to register a birth in the “district” where the baby is born and on the birth certificate it definitely will say the town and county of birth!
You’re also meant to register a birth in the “district” where the baby is born and on the birth certificate it definitely will say the town and county of birth!
The lengths some people go to to pretend to be posher than they actually are
!Please someone tell me this is some sort of winding manoeuvre?! Never did anything like this with my Daughter! I have obviously failed at being a dreamy mama
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She basically went there to make it look like it was her closest town. She had pizza in the park too which is hilarious because the registry office is on the other side of the town and she would have had to get back in the car and drive to the registry office from the park!