And no gelato!
And no gelato!She drove over 2 hours to go to a beach for sunset - a 4 hour round trip for a few more staged photos for the ‘gram.
In the first photo she is SO stiff and awkward. It’s literally as if she set the beige teepee up, made sure the fuck-off-straw-hat is visible in the background and then plonked herself down “QUICKBEN TAKE MY PHOTO WITH ME LOOKING NATURAL BEFORE THE SUN DISAPPEARS”
They then obviously couldn’t get that marshmallow Bunsen burner thingy to light in her instagrammable but windy spot so had to move it up the beach to a sheltered less ‘grammable place, cue more awkward photos smiling/grimacing on the uncomfortable pebbles.
{I can just visualise the panic at the thought of her pre-planned, blessed S’mores photos not being able to be perfectly executed as the windy Whitterings breeze repeatedly extinguished the flame...}
One last photo with her right foot in the East Whitterings and her left one firmly in West Whittering {oh fuck they forgot the tripod in their haste to get out the door}
and then it’s time to go home again.
They didn’t even get FISH AND CHIPS, surely that is most people’s reason to go to a beach at sunset?!
You are so rightThey then obviously couldn’t get that marshmallow Bunsen burner thingy to light in her instagrammable but windy spot so had to move it up the beach to a sheltered less ‘grammable place, cue more awkward photos smiling/grimacing on the uncomfortable pebbles.
{I can just visualise the panic at the thought of her pre-planned, blessed S’mores photos not being able to be perfectly executed as the windy Whitterings breeze repeatedly extinguished the flame...}
Mani paediI'm sorry to be mean, but he looks proper child catcher in this picture. Looming into view like a actual groomer.
It comes to something when the bastard tippex talons of terror (The TTTs) are the second worst thing in any picture. She's had less a mani/pedi than a mani/paedi
Haha, imagine that, she’d not last 5 minutes without her mumma {{or is it mama}} on call!!She really needs to consider moving to the seaside to get more content.she needs a beach where she can have BBQs and make s’mores.
Yes you can see the basket is about to take offThere was clearly gale force winds on that beach. Not only is the teepee about to take off and blow away, you can see fucking kite surfers in the background with their giant parachutes out!
Like fuck that was the dreamiest evening ever. It was so desperately trying hard to have a special wonderful time and failing.
And then the long rambling post justifying keeping Freya up ever so slightly past her bed time on one occasion?! That stick is just so far up her bum its unreal!
I’d say the cars (maybe leased) and latest iPhones are registered to the property company with her dad so technically paid forI think they are pretty broke, money goes on Cars, mortgage etc. I remember from her earlier blogs she said she had a love of Mulberry handbags. Ive not seen her with one for years. She very rarely buys new clothes. Ben wears the same stuff all the time and most of the expensive stuff is Gifted, and it looks like she cant even stretch to a haircut
New shorts?!?
Dinner in a teepee? Isn’t this teepee a child’s play toy? The thought of them crawling in to eat ham sandwiches while the wind was howling around them really makes me laugh!Honest to god...it looks like she landed on the moon. She would have been better off in her garden.
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