I completely missed this kitchen drama! What happened?!
I completely missed this kitchen drama! What happened?!Lauren Conrad's child turned 3 today and had an IDENTICAL birthday cake right down to the 'specially sourced' #kindlygifted animals in crowns on top.
When grabby finds out LC better go into hiding. Itll be #shakerkitchengate all over again.
And just a reminder she won’t even have served any booze... so everyone has had to go to the Cult of Bentos 1st Birthday #gifted extravaganza entirely sober.There would be nothing more boring to everyone at that party than watching a video montage. She's so self indulgent she doesn't realise that not everyone will be as into her baby as she is. That's just the way it is. I gush over my kids all the time but I realise when I do it 1. Other people aren't interested and 2. They don't find them as cute as I do.
This is the girl that tweeted other people's babies are boring and ugly or something. But yet of course she's so special that everyone loves to see a million and one stories and birthday photos of HER child.
Also, if you're going to donate to charity when you receive gifts then great but does she need to write it on every post? She already dedicated a whole post to it on her feed. Just makes me feel like it's for show especially when it could be a pound she's donating for all we know
I feel sorry for Freya when she looks back through the photo albums “awww look mum, here I am on my very first Christmas Eve at home leaving my carrot and mince pie for Santa” and Grabby will be all “oh, actually that’s a photo of you two days before when I had to fake it for Instagram because we actually spent your first Christmas Eve at your grandparents barn”This is one of the saddest things I’ve ever read. That baby is nothing but an insta prop. Poor Freya.
Poor Freya having a mum like Grabby. She is a cute kid.I feel sorry for Freya when she looks back through the photo albums “awww look mum, here I am on my very first Christmas Eve at home leaving my carrot and mince pie for Santa” and Grabby will be all “oh, actually that’s a photo of you two days before when I had to fake it for Instagram because we actually spent your first Christmas Eve at your grandparents barn”Or “here I am on my first birthday, I can tell because I’m wearing a birthday tip with 1 on it” and again Rebecca will have to say “no darling, that was from the week before when I got you changed so I could pretend we took it on your actual birthday” Nothing is real. Everything is just a (shit) show for Instagram.
I feel so sorry for Freya when she grows up. I’ve worked in schools my whole career, and trust me, kids are BRUTAL. Any future bullies that attend school with Freya will have all the ammunition they need between mumma’s blog and this tattle thread
Photos of her in the bath
Photos of her eating what looks like a dog turd with it smeared all around her face
Mums nappy glad arse in the air whilst birthing her
How her mum and dad took bee pollen before every shag to try and conceive her, and that where herb nickname came from
and of course the absolute clincher.... your dads a weirdo
The poor child is going to be SLAUGHTERED.
The book was also on her blog - she said she’d be asking for them....Here’s an idea, buy them yourself you greedy Madame!!!
The Ikea kitchen that we’ve yet to see! Perhaps they fucked it up!The book was also on her blog - she said she’d be asking for them....
What did her and Ben get her then???
Showings of her highlights reel... I'm doneBut if the playmate was on the lawn - how would you watched Bentos first year highlights reel?
She really is too much!
Probably don't want to flatten the grass.lol. Idiots.Christ on a bike .. all that lawn and they put the cringeing playmat on the gravel. As if anyone would even imagine doing that. Just awful.
Showings?Showings of her highlights reel... I'm doneI can't even. She is insufferable.
Imagine how sad you need to be to sit obsessing over an instagram caption on your childs 1st birthday.Oh she’s changed the “walking into one” post text
I feel sorry for Freya when she looks back through the photo albums “awww look mum, here I am on my very first Christmas Eve at home leaving my carrot and mince pie for Santa” and Grabby will be all “oh, actually that’s a photo of you two days before when I had to fake it for Instagram because we actually spent your first Christmas Eve at your grandparents barn”Or “here I am on my first birthday, I can tell because I’m wearing a birthday tip with 1 on it” and again Rebecca will have to say “no darling, that was from the week before when I got you changed so I could pretend we took it on your actual birthday” Nothing is real. Everything is just a (shit) show for Instagram.
God help Freya when she grows up. I’ve worked in schools my whole career, and trust me, kids are BRUTAL. Any future bullies that attend school with Freya will have all the ammunition they need between mumma’s blog and this tattle thread
Photos of her in the bath
Photos of her eating what looks like a dog turd with it smeared all around her face
Her mums nappy clad arse in the air whilst birthing her
How her mum and dad took bee pollen before every shag to try and conceive her, and that where her nickname came from
and of course the absolute clincher.... your dad’s a weirdo
The poor child is going to be SLAUGHTERED.
I wonder if the only guests there were her parents and brother.Was anyone there?! Ben’s mum? Brothers?
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