Time for another Grabby Caption Translation:
I have this thing with Beach Huts {#andbeingatotalCunt}. Last week we joined Ben when he drove to Suffolk for something he had to pick up for work, as i’d wanted to go back to Southwold, one of my favourite beaches in England {ongoing global pandemics and racial murders and protests doesn’t fit with the pastel aesthetics of my ‘gram feed, so I told “This Guy” to pretend to be picking some tatt up from Suffolk that inexplicably couldn’t otherwise be available in the Kings Langley vicinity or delivered by DPD courier...}
The sand was so soft. {can’t think of any other adjectives here}
The beach was nearly empty and the town has a successful one way high street blah blah blah {Better make up some tit to show that we were social distancing and following Government guidelines after MummasHouse-Gate}
Feels like ages ago with these grey summer days but these are the photos I wanted on my feed {so long ago that maybe people will have forgotten that also last week my child had a temperature and I made a concerned phone call to 111, So technically shouldn’t have been gallivanting around the British seaside spreading potential deadly virus’ but that ‘gram content isn’t going to curate itself........}
#RVKLOVESTOTRAVELEVENINAPANDEMIC
Also on a side note but put some bleeping socks on your child. You might think her chubby feet look cute but to me they just look bloody freezing all the time.