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RVK_Loves #14 Mersea Mersea Me...COVID19 Lockdown Doesnt Apply to Me
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Avocado and quinoa porridge 
That sounds horrific, gloopy and vile. I'm all for healthy eating, but in a world of delicious foods, why would you make avo quinoa porridgeAvocado and quinoa porridge
I remember her writing that weird post about how Ben gives her that vile green smoothie every morning too. That sounded even worse!
I can't wait until Mumma introduces Freya to the coco pops
Imagine the reaction of your family/ partner / neighbours if you dumped an old bath in your garden and grew roses out of it 
it looks so shite ! (See her recent grid post).
it looks so shite ! (See her recent grid post).I think I’d rather eat vomit.Avocado and quinoa porridge
She seems behind on the kefir bandwagon. Quinoa is so last decade.
Yay, my first ever title on Tattle
I shall celebrate with an avocado, spinach, mint smoothie {aka a bourbon and cola}.Those breakfasts she posts pictures of, be it the overnight oats or the prentinous porridge, look bloody awful. On par with vomit/runnyAvocado and quinoa porridge
. Tbh even the meals she cooks look awful... does she ever eat roast dinners, bangers n' mash etc?
Their diet seem to be a weird mix of disgusting looking pan fry ups / breakfast barf and horribly unhealthy American style burgers and Shake Shack crap, quite odd really.Yay, my first ever title on Tattle
Those breakfasts she posts pictures of, be it the overnight oats or the prentinous porridge, look bloody awful. On par with vomit/runny
What has she got against just regular porridge?! I do porridge most days - takes minutes, a few berries on top or on the side for my daughter and it's done. I figure that that she eats plenty of different things in the day so breakfast can be simple. Makes me wonder if this image of perfect Freya eating all sorts isn't true and that shes overly concerned that she's not getting enough veggies. That or she's being a pretentious snob. Probably the latter.
All the poncy seafood risottos and granola gelato are purely for the gram... I’m sure Freya is loaded up on Chocolate chip brioche rolls and potato waffles on the sly 
Oh gosh he’s just SO witty isn’t he?! I bet he has Grabby in stitches allllllllllll day????
Roses and rolltops darlingImagine the reaction of your family/ partner / neighbours if you dumped an old bath in your garden and grew roses out of it
Lady her husband is 10 times funnier than yours
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nope, still doesn’t get old
It absolutely doesn’tLady her husband is 10 times funnier than yours
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nope, still doesn’t get old
I know im vvv late to the party with this one, but has she basically turned round and openly said "my husband is ricer than yours" at some point.Lady her husband is 10 times funnier than yours
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nope, still doesn’t get old
Pretentious or orthorexia or both.
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