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Why tf would she keep her hoover in the cellar, and if it doesn’t reach the kitchen how has she cleaned the floor beforeAD alert
At least make the lies believable!
How long until she deletes this comment? Shows she probably doesn’t ever clean or knows how to!
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"Hoovering always feels like the most satisfying chore?" 
When not advertising a Hoover she probably shouldn't use Hoover as a verb.
When not advertising a Hoover she probably shouldn't use Hoover as a verb.
Brilliant post. Good for you!I had my first baby in October. In ante-natal visits they pushed the concept of breastfeeding, I said I would try it but wasn’t going to get hung up on it if it didn’t work. Just as well I had that mindset. My baby was so bothered with mucus that she just could not and would not latch on for anyone. No midwife could get her to feed from me. Not in the hospital, not when home. I expressed for the first six weeks and then gave her a really good organic British infant formula. She is a thriving wee chunk and from about week 5 was sleeping through the night. I’m glad I didn’t let the comments of the community midwives / health visitors get to me because you could really let yourself believe that you’ve let your baby down by not being able to breastfeed them. Aye it’s great if it happens, but If it doesn’t, oh well. It’s not the end of the world. One home midwife poo-pooed me when I said I was expressing. Her exact words were; “Nobody has time for expressing, it’s only good for a Friday night if you want to have a drink over the weekend.” And not forgetting her conversation starter; “Well, I’m not judgggging mums who formula feed buttt....”
I took the mountain of breastfeeding literature and chucked it, because it literally was of no benefit to me. My daughter got six weeks of my expressed milk, so I won’t beat myself up. Best of it all was I enjoyed pumping. As long as baby is fed and cared for, what does it matter the method! End of!
xxHer writing is appalling. No proper sentences. The random questions marks everywhere. I gave up reading it after 2 mins. Who actually reads this tit?!
I feel so sorry for you that someone stole your babies name. crappy thing to do.
Great post though
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Probably no one. But she’s got to fill allllllll her days with something so why not write drivel?
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AD {because the pizza and gelato on our next “winter sun” holiday isn’t going to pay for itself...}
The secret to a tidy house with a baby who loves baby-led weaning...a handheld vacuum {so if your cold, drizzly January Monday was already going terribly here’s a photo of me looking super smug in my neat and tidied abode with a smiling baby under one arm and a cordless vacuum in the other...just to make you feel even more super-wanky about yourselves and your less than tidy dwellings...oh and did I mention Frey-Chopsy-ThisLittleChick-Bee has taken to weaning like a champion?}
It’s SO much easier than having to get our old hoover out of the cellar and unwrap all the cord and plug it in only for it not to reach the rest of the kitchen {because our kitchen is x10 bigger than yours which coincidentally is because my husband earns x10 more than yours {lady}...}
Hoovering always feels like the most satisfying chore? {I’ll
Stick in a question mark to spark some chore-related engagement from fellow Insta-housewives...}
THE 1950s CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN BACK...
AD {because the pizza and gelato on our next “winter sun” holiday isn’t going to pay for itself...}
The secret to a tidy house with a baby who loves baby-led weaning...a handheld vacuum {so if your cold, drizzly January Monday was already going terribly here’s a photo of me looking super smug in my neat and tidied abode with a smiling baby under one arm and a cordless vacuum in the other...just to make you feel even more super-wanky about yourselves and your less than tidy dwellings...oh and did I mention Frey-Chopsy-ThisLittleChick-Bee has taken to weaning like a champion?}
It’s SO much easier than having to get our old hoover out of the cellar and unwrap all the cord and plug it in only for it not to reach the rest of the kitchen {because our kitchen is x10 bigger than yours which coincidentally is because my husband earns x10 more than yours {lady}...}
Hoovering always feels like the most satisfying chore? {I’ll
Stick in a question mark to spark some chore-related engagement from fellow Insta-housewives...}
THE 1950s CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN BACK...
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There are more now! It’s hilarious. Bet there is some panicky comms with Capsule PR right now
Good job Freya is such a peach that she will just be rolling around happily not getting into any bother...
Frey Peachy Bentos.There are more now! It’s hilarious. Bet there is some panicky comms with Capsule PR right now
It taught me a lesson to keep my mouth shut. I have a 2 year old son (almost) and she's recently had a baby boy. Coincidently with the same name and I've never heard his name anywhere else local anyway. It's not common. Just goes to show she really has no creativity when it comes to naming children.I feel so sorry for you that someone stole your babies name. crappy thing to do.
Great post though
Speaking of names, I'm so shocked still Grabby picked Freya? Not that it isn't nice. I was just expecting more Clementine or Alice or something being as though she was frightened Meghan and Harry would have had it first
So her breastfeeding blog post is ‘probably bordering on oversharing’? Nah Grabby. You ventured into oversharing when you posted the pic of yourself in labour with your nappy clad arse in the air 
The first time I really heard of the name Freya was when Kirsty Young, ex newsreader and wife of Nick Jones, the owner of Soho Farmhouse and other clubs, named her daughter Freya.It taught me a lesson to keep my mouth shut. I have a 2 year old son (almost) and she's recently had a baby boy. Coincidently with the same name and I've never heard his name anywhere else local anyway. It's not common. Just goes to show she really has no creativity when it comes to naming children.
Speaking of names, I'm so shocked still Grabby picked Freya? Not that it isn't nice. I was just expecting more Clementine or Alice or something being as though she was frightened Meghan and Harry would have had it first
I've heard it around me for years, it's really popular with little girl's where I live. It was something my husband wouldn't let go of as we couldn't decide a name, he was desperate for Freya. In the end, we picked Florence after my great grandma. Which is ridiculously popular too.
Are you in Scotland? John Peel named one of his children Florence (Flossie for short) - just checked and she was born 1982 - when it wasn't popular. I used to work with him. I like the way the French pronounce it.
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