now THAT is real Mum life. You are my hero!
That just reminded me of our first outing with our first child. We had a pretty shitty cheap pram that my husband had to assembled himselfWe had to go back for an additional checkup in the hospital and after about 20ft the god damn wheel fell off! QUeue sleep deprived argument
Did we have the same pram as one wheel always fell off the pram that got chucked in the boot
Thank you xxSeeing as she’s fed Freya in public (on the beach for example) she doesn’t seem to be shy about doing it. I couldn’t have done that with my first!
I’m so sorry to hear this x
If only that mother she met in the Liberty store lift could see her now.It's apparently a revelation to her that you can go out, to actual shops, with a buggy. Almost like a real mum. She's such a mollycoddled child that she's actually proud of her for doing normal stuff. Freya is 4 months old and this is pretty much her first solo outing with her (beyond their rural idyll/M25 Watford junction)
If only that mother she met in the Liberty store lift could see her now.
Remember that woman who told her "You got this Mumma"
(Because in GrabbaShabbaPoo's world everyone calls each other Mumma)
That woman would be in AWE of a woman hauling on a camel tent and the only winter breastfeeding outfit currently available to purchase in the British Isles and actually making it to real life shops where you have to hand over actual sterling (As provided by Benpecked aka Sterling's Sterling{10x better than anyone else's husbands money}) rather than hint until you're given it for free.
*Gasps* Do you think she understands how shops work? Do you think she just stands beside the item she coverts in a shop and points at it saying "I NEED THIS" expecting someone to gift it to her?
Her daughters length is x10 better than yours...What’s the difference between super long and long? Sorry I don’t have children...
What the actual fuck?! Why doesn’t she google ‘gram worthy official wooden toys(!)’ FGS? She’ll write a blog about this. You watch.....Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans
Grabby, if you are so anxious about unofficial toys {?} there is this magic thing called the Argos catalogue, which has a plethora of pre made colourful fun children’s toys, all of which have been rigorously tested and passed safety standards.
But no, fisher price doesn’t look as appealing on the grid as a fucking glitter filled spice jar with some bells on it
STbh, for someone who doesn't eat cake, she EATS A LOT OF CAKE! Her diet consists of (a glut of) courgettes, gelato and cake.
Doesnt want to pay fisher price prices ! Wud rather give her child some nasty thing shes made herself for her to choke on.Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans
Grabby, if you are so anxious about unofficial toys {?} there is this magic thing called the Argos catalogue, which has a plethora of pre made colourful fun children’s toys, all of which have been rigorously tested and passed safety standards.
But no, fisher price doesn’t look as appealing on the grid as a fucking glitter filled spice jar with some bells on it
The fish price colors don’t go with her color schemeOr does it????
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Doesnt want to pay fisher price prices ! Wud rather give her child some nasty thing shes made herself for her to choke on.
Has anyone noticed how she keeps referring to freya as 'her' and not by her name. Oddball!
SpeechlessSweet baby Jesus and the orphans
Grabby, if you are so anxious about unofficial toys {?} there is this magic thing called the Argos catalogue, which has a plethora of pre made colourful fun children’s toys, all of which have been rigorously tested and passed safety standards.
But no, fisher price doesn’t look as appealing on the grid as a fucking glitter filled spice jar with some bells on it
I already have the old one with bees on and flowers on the back. It was around £85 for a king size and then £15 each for two pillowcases. I treated myself when we decorated our bedroom but she just gets it for free. I’ve never seen her actually buy things from joules but they still keep gifting her things left right and centreFfs. My husband was going to buy me the bee bed linen for Christmas. I love bees and I want to keep them and I'll always rescue them if they're on the floor.
It's #gifted..
Well.. If it's gifted in no way do i now want it. Spoilt little madam.
So sad isn't it? I mean it's our own problem but the fact we say the word 'treat' and she gets it for freeI already have the old one with bees on and flowers on the back. It was around £85 for a king size and then £15 each for two pillowcases. I treated myself when we decorated our bedroom but she just gets it for free. I’ve never seen her actually buy things from joules but they still keep gifting her things left right and centre
I'm too curious about thisCan I ask a question to the seasoned tattlers on this thread? ... Why do we call him benpecked? I've not figured it out
“Some of you might know we call our daughter Baby Bee...” - we allllllll know, Grabby, it’s all you’ve banged on about for everrrrrrr.A gifted duvet set featuring bees....because you took bee capsules to get pregnant with your baby bee. How classy Grabby. It may as well have sex embroidered all over it. You just need a cushion to finish it off.....
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