RVK Loves #13 she’s not fake, she’s faux, can’t stick to lockdown though.

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Cmayfield

Clare said:
**Grabby and Benpecked’s Lockdown schedule 2020**

*Wake up naturally by sunlight streaming through gifted shutters - no alarm clock needed as no commute to run for

*Head off to dreamy cow parsley fields for a run (don’t look left it’s the M25) while other parent sits and plays with baby’s beige toys

* God forbid it’s raining!!!!!! But if it is, no fear! The schedule can adapt to an online Pilates/barre/reformer class from a quiet, undisturbed room again, whilst other parent occupies only child of 10 months old

*post-exercise bowl of pre-prepared slop, sorry, Bircher, overnight chia topped oats with the milk from the breasts of a vestal virgin

*after breakfast potter in garden/allotment/mum’s garden taking pictures of alliums/peonies/tetanus-inducing sandpits and poo brown stripy paddling pools

*Hearty dinner of salad leaf and couscous with {this guy}, spend whole evening fretting about how they will fit breakfast in together in their tight schedule

Hard life, Grabby.
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OMG!!!! This has actually made my day. It completely sums up these little rich, entitled instgrammers who have never struggled to pay a credit card bill, gas bill, put fuel in the car!!!!

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Headband looks awful on her- way too big for her head and her hair looks really limp and flat. Why is her fashion sense so horrendous!
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She really needs those ratty ends trimming

Love how the “ad” “gifted” photo album was staged with a £50 candle. I bet that’s the same candle she uses in all the shoots!! Never to be used or appreciated
 
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Mollymole

I fail to see how a 10 month old baby could act up enough for them both to want to wish for naptime.

Just you wait grabs. Your days are numbered til you have a toddler who won't budge for anything.
 
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Emmyloula288

Clare said:
**Grabby and Benpecked’s Lockdown schedule 2020**

*Wake up naturally by sunlight streaming through gifted shutters - no alarm clock needed as no commute to run for

*Head off to dreamy cow parsley fields for a run (don’t look left it’s the M25) while other parent sits and plays with baby’s beige toys

* God forbid it’s raining!!!!!! But if it is, no fear! The schedule can adapt to an online Pilates/barre/reformer class from a quiet, undisturbed room again, whilst other parent occupies only child of 10 months old

*post-exercise bowl of pre-prepared slop, sorry, Bircher, overnight chia topped oats with the milk from the breasts of a vestal virgin

*after breakfast potter in garden/allotment/mum’s garden taking pictures of alliums/peonies/tetanus-inducing sandpits and poo brown stripy paddling pools

*Hearty dinner of salad leaf and couscous with {this guy}, spend whole evening fretting about how they will fit breakfast in together in their tight schedule

Hard life, Grabby.
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You’ve just completed tattle
Haven’t laughed so much in ages
 
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Mustard

Wouldn’t surprise me if her parents subside her lifestyle
so she can stay at home.
 
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Duchesspink

Duchesspink

She never mentions the brothers girlfriends new business, simplybasy. It's all costume jewellery that's really affordable and actually nice.
You would think she would give the girl a mention and help her get off to a decent start but I dont think grabby would want to associate herself with jewellery that isn't high end or available in liberty.
Does she not get on with her brother?
 
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Cmayfield

Does anyone find it odd that since we have been able to see someone outside our house she hasn't mentioned seeing her mum or posted anything about seeing them? I know she's been doing it all along but you thought she would have made a point of doing it on insta, now its allowed.
 
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DigitalA

I really despair that she's the same age as me, and she's worrying about whether she should keep her peonies in her borders or cut them for a vase......GET A LIFE!!!
 
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Meringue22

Meringue22

Mustard said:
Ha it was supposed to be subsidise!
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I read it as you meant it. I didn’t notice 😂

Duchesspink said:
She never mentions the brothers girlfriends new business, simplybasy. It's all costume jewellery that's really affordable and actually nice.
You would think she would give the girl a mention and help her get off to a decent start but I dont think grabby would want to associate herself with jewellery that isn't high end or available in liberty.
Does she not get on with her brother?
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Yes she does. It’s evident from pics she’s posted etc
 
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