He appeared on court yesterday and pleaded not guilty to the new allegations just read it in The Guardian.
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Just heard that on the news
t was right about dark glasses, open shirt and cross on a chain, but missed the Bible and the floppy hat.
He's unbelievably grim, imagine turning up to court dressed like that
I'd have thrown him out for contempt if I'd been the Judge. And that Bible ain't gonna save you, mate.
From Lbc tik tok account
Must read tattle because he's been wearing hats since his bald patch was highlighted on here.
He's a mutton dressed as lamb
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Wait until he turns up in just a loin cloth and a crown of thorns.
Clutching a bible? They might fall for stunts like that in the good ol' USA but it won't wash in this country!
Was it a Trump bible and upside down
Was it a Trump bible and upside down
How stomach churning and what an insult to a court of law and to the gravity of the allegations.
I don't think even the American "Lord Jesus Christ" would be convinced by that display of arrogant fakery.
He may say be feels Blessed but let's hope he feels more than Distressed once the real Troof comes out and his Lord has gone awol now that Donald the Great has levied 100% tariffs on his Divine Corporation.
I don't think even the American "Lord Jesus Christ" would be convinced by that display of arrogant fakery.
He may say be feels Blessed but let's hope he feels more than Distressed once the real Troof comes out and his Lord has gone awol now that Donald the Great has levied 100% tariffs on his Divine Corporation.
Brand turns up with a JR Ewing hat on like he's a feckin' cowboy now and someone needs to 'av a word with his diddy security about what tight jeans can do to a man. I liked this bit, bet he has a moan about how the court took away his bible.
'Inside court, Brand tried to read from the tome as he sat waiting for the hearing to start before it was confiscated by a court officer.' Buy that court officer a beer!
'Inside court, Brand tried to read from the tome as he sat waiting for the hearing to start before it was confiscated by a court officer.' Buy that court officer a beer!
I would have a very hard time not bashing him about the head with his BIBLE. Such a bunch of performative nonsense. I can’t believe there are people who believe this is real.
looks like some very large bars of soap wouldnt go a miss with these 3
they must have driven with the windows down
Jesus H - he is metamorphosing into a full on Jimmy Saville as the court appearances stack. I fully expect him to be resurrected and being let out of a tomb for his trial, instead of a car door opening men in loin clothes will push over a boulder as his entrance to court. What an absolute circus 
twattiest court outfits since Stephen Bear
All he needs is a massive cigar....Jesus H - he is metamorphosing into a full on Jimmy Saville as the court appearances stack. I fully expect him to be resurrected and being let out of a tomb for his trial, instead of a car door opening men in loin clothes will push over a boulder as his entrance to court. What an absolute circus
Expect bible bashers galore distributing bibles at his next court gig...Tickets on sale once court venue is announced. at PROFANE.co.uk.
He's looking like the scary man in the old horror film with the worm and the squeaky.....Poltergeist!
Still dressing up as a victorian child thief a la chitty chitty bang really doesn't help Brands optics does it.
Still dressing up as a victorian child thief a la chitty chitty bang really doesn't help Brands optics does it.