I don't think it does up.
Look at him! His expression just screams "OMG! I am touching a real woman".Ok, I just did a big dry heave. The look in those eyes. just urgh!!
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Please note the packed and buzzing environs.
PS he's definitely breathing in for that photo.
He's storing it up for his wank bank fantasies later. "I touched a real live lady and she didn't call the police!"Ok, I just did a big dry heave. The look in those eyes. just urgh!!
View attachment 1759261
Please note the packed and buzzing environs.
PS he's definitely breathing in for that photo.
I think you said that just as I thought it. Grim grim grim.Or trying desperately not to cum.
Is there an etiquette about having the bottom button undone/fastened relating to married status, or have I imagined that?As someone who once worked in menswear, this is a state. Cuffs too long. I bet the trousers are trailing on the floor. Also, when you wear a suit jacket you should button it up when you stand (never the bottom button though) and unbutton when you sit. Otherwise, the jacket flaps around and looks schlubby as hell. He looks like one of those scruffy middle aged lecturers who is notorious for shagging students.
He’s missing a trick really. If you’re a chunky guy, a well-fitted suit can easily trim you down. Get measured, Russ, don’t just buy the size you think you are! Suits are like bras.I don't think it does up.
Ha I have never heard this! Perhaps in the olden days. It’s just an aesthetic thing really to do with the way suits are cut. They just don’t sit right if you do the bottom button up.Is there an etiquette about having the bottom button undone/fastened relating to married status, or have I imagined that?
Better than a Russ doll.I thought someone had bought a cardboard cutout of him as a joke
Tbf I can't believe it either.He just CANNOT believe that a woman has paid for his book AND paid £15 to come to a pub to meet him.
I bet there's at least already 3 in any given pub. Save yourself a click.If I wanted a chonky bloke with centrist views to bore me in a pub, I could just meet one on Tinder for free.
I don't have to leave my house to trip over one.If I wanted a chonky bloke with centrist views to bore me in a pub, I could just meet one on Tinder for free.
Have you thought about replacing him with a doll?I don't have to leave my house to trip over one.
Hey that place used to do good vegan burgers!View attachment 1760695
Je suis mort!
Soz Russ, too busy taking on Big Building to come and mingle with you and the other centrists over peanuts and mediocre craft beers.
Babe, same...at least I can tell him to his face when he's being a twatI don't have to leave my house to trip over one.
Why is he telling us this?? So close to Christmas too pls Russ just let us live in peace the blog was enough for one lifetime not this too
Supertanki or whatever she’s called probably threatened to sue if he didn’t make it very clear that she gave him absolutely no minge.Why is he telling us this?? So close to Christmas too pls Russ just let us live in peace the blog was enough for one lifetime not this too
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