Ruby: "It's VARRY IMPWORETANT that we LAAAHRN FWORE LAHHRNING'S SYAKE and NWOT BE SHACKLED BOIY THEEE OPPRASSIVE RETRICTSHONS AND CURRICULUMS OF TRADITIONAL MACADEMIA!"
Also Ruby: "ALWRAYT, syo...I'm gyowing tyeuuu beeee creating a restrictive curriculum based on the exact same acadammick timetables of traditional macadamia and re-lahhring awl the things I awlraddy stoddied at univaaarsiteeeea."
It's hilarious that she's still shouting the preposterous claim that she has an insatiable passion for learning, somehow just graduated with a Masters and yet her dream "curriculum" is just rotting in her bedroom again, learning things she claimed to already know, doing primary school arts and crafts
bull with stickers and mind maps.
Ruby has been banging the "OIY LOFF LAHRRNING FWORE LAAAAHRNINHG'S SYAKE! AVVERY DYAY IS A NEW ADJOOKAYSHONAL ADVANCHA!" drum for years despite displaying zero genuine interest in learning a damn thing or improving at anything she does.
She holds up her MOIND MWAP of all the things she JANUINELY wants to study during her
latest year of slobbing around her childhood bedroom, unemployed and leeching off her parents year of "independent study". She laughably claims she "NAVVAR HAD A CHRAHNCE" to learn about any of these subjects before because she wasn't taught any of it by school/univaaaarsiteeeaa.
Whatever happened to all those VARRY PRODOCKTIVE months of INDEPANDANT LAAAHRNING in your abundant spare time, Ruby? Don't tell me that was all just a lie-filled pile of imaginary busywork! (Of course it was.)
Sure enough, she shows her list and it's all stuff she's either studied at length during her time at uni, or has claimed to have researched constantly already in her spare time, like...
- Bird types.
- Latin.
- Handbound books.
- Nature writing.
- Booksharing spaces & BookTok.
- History of 'dark academia'.
- 'Tea: Social importance.'
- Letter writing.
- Wittgenstein.
- Christmas (Edwardian).
- Nonsense.
- Commonplacing.
She's claimed to have LAAAHRNED AWWWL ABOUT this whole list before in staged vlogs wherein she was JANUINELY VARRY BUSY, HONNASTLEEE.
She shows her final curriculum and, again, it's all stuff she either has already studied at length in uni, has claimed to have learned all about before, or has written a dissertation about. The main focus is childhood, Christmas, Shakespeare, routines and the Victorian era.
Her gap year plan is just to pretend to be VARRY PRODOCTIVE AND LARRNHING ABOUT CHRARHHLDUD in her childhood bedroom, rehashing her old lecture handouts for the 794th time, continuing to learn nothing, improve at nothing and make zero effort to grow as a person.
She claims she's also put together a list of "habits" for the year. Again, it's all the same
tit she always claims to do daily, like reading 50 pages and write in her JAAAHRNAL.
In the spirit of just recycling old
tit and pretending it's a grand new era, she does an "OIPAD REFRASH" to change the wallpaper on her tablet.
Lo and behold, it's the exact same collection of childhood-fetishizing affectations and fictional characters whose traits she adopted as part of her fake personality in lieu of a genuine personality of her own. RWOARY GILMWOAR is included again, because Ruby's OBSASSED with GILMWOAR GAAAARHLS, despite watching the first episode and giving up.
During a copy-and-paste ad for NYORD VEE PEE ANNE, in which she rehashes all the same nonsensical, scripted blurbs she always uses to show she doesn't understand the product or what it does and never uses it herself, she delightedly mentions that Nord VPN has a "THRAT PROTACKSHON PRYO" subscription tier that can block ads. Not being forced to see ads when viewing content is, according to Ruby, "A REALLY CYOOL FEATCHA". Ironically, this video is full to the brim with undeclared ads.
It wouldn't be a make-believe return to school video without buying stationery she doesn't need. Duplicates of books she already owns, books she'll never read and stationery supplies that she already has an unused stockpile of all make the list. She drops £200 on a pair of AirPod Pros that she doesn't need (this is the same person who resorts to performative poverty all the time, complaining about how poor she is). She says she's going to drop £50 on a phone case despite having zero issues with her current case. Naturally (and suspiciously) the site she uses is Casetify, who sponsored a previous video and gifted her phone cases. This is not declared at all (big shock).
In an audacious move, Ruby goes on a rant about a stationery company, naming and shaming them while flapping her hands around with Tory Karen energy. Her complaint is that she bought some LATTAR WROYTING PAYPA from them and, to her shock and horror, the ink bled through the paper when she was writing on it.
Reminder: Ruby's stationery company's ridiculously overpriced marquee product has for many years been notorious for just falling apart, if customers even received it. It was something she refused to address until this year, when she claimed the problem was somehow "fixed" by reducing the quality even further.
In past years, Ruby swore that ink would NAVVER bleed through the paper of her planner or notebooks, despite refusing to prove this claim on video. Naturally, anything but ballpoint ink bled through. This year, she says that they've reduced the thickness of the paper but bleedthrough will JANUINELY not be a problem. She refused to show herself proving this on camera. For years she's lie about and profited from the wildly dishonest scam company her management company built for her, and she advertises it in this very video.
You might want to add 'living in glass houses' as a topic of study your fake curriculum, Rubert.