I've only been checking in here irregularly over the last few months and now trying to get through the threads, so serious question: Is she getting more and more unhinged? She seems even more unstable than usual. The grimaces she pulls. I mean, er, hello?
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Aaand we're back to talking about the seasons. My heart sank when Ruby said she was going to read a poem about the bluebells.
POV: you're enjoying a ride on the teacups until your friend makes it weird.
I'm still not a fan of these shots where Ruby eats something while maintaining oddly intense eye contact.
POV: you're enjoying a ride on the teacups until your friend makes it weird.
I'm still not a fan of these shots where Ruby eats something while maintaining oddly intense eye contact.
Looks like she's about to snap her neck...
I’m thinking “bent necked lady”
Halp, Ruby going to eat us.
Bluebell xenophobia klaxon!! Someone call the gardening police @gossip_guy
is it just me, or the screenshot, but I’m really struggling to read the writing. Is it ruby’s handwriting that’s the problem,? Or is it the picture quality on my phone? I don’t know.I’ve had a drinky and it must be hitting me harder than I thought, because none of that video makes any sense whatsoeverI noticed she felt called to get out some of the expensive gym equipment to prove it’s not all rotted away yet, and nearly broke her neck flopping around on the trampoline like the gormless flounder she is. I screenshotted her poem, here you go:
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also since I’m here I might as well share that I had a dream last night where Roobee and I were trying to get influencer sponsorships and had to pass tests in order to get the deal - she failed hers miserably, mine was taking care of baby goats and of course I aced it. We then went shopping for a vegan roast to celebrate/commiserate.
I'm wondering if she went to Paris last weekend hence the reason as to why she said "posting these photos now that i'm back". But the timeline of her going to Paris still doesn't add up because on Thursday she arrived in Oxford and on the Friday she posted a video of herself at Oxford unboxing the Doctor Faustus 1993 folio society edition by Christoper Marlowe, so when exactly did she go to Paris as it doesn't come across as if she went a few days ago as the timelines do not match up to what she has been doing as she spent the first 2 weeks of half term at Oxford working on her essays that she had due in and recording videos with authors for the Oxford Literary Festival, then she spend the next 2 weeks at home during with time she went to the Royal Opera House to see Swan Lake, walked around London to find Holly Jackson to celebrate the release of her new book, then the week after she went to Exeter with Blakeney for the gifted trip and lastly this week she arrived back in Oxford for Trinity Term. Therefore I'm guessing that she went to Paris earlier on in the week as it would have been the only time which would have been feasibly possible before she went back to Oxford on Thursday.
Her timeline is as wibbly wobbly timey whimey as Dr Who's own timeline 
I reckon she flits back and forth and gets confused about the exact time she needs to return to her timeline. She probably uses her own TARDIS which is disguised as her mouldy boarding school trunk.
I reckon she flits back and forth and gets confused about the exact time she needs to return to her timeline. She probably uses her own TARDIS which is disguised as her mouldy boarding school trunk.
her videos contain less and less actual content, and considering them never had much to begin with this is quite an achievement..
Love that cross-eyed bag lady look
I’m still stuck on her saying flowers don’t have a use
if she ever actually grows out of pretending to be a gifted child, she's gonna soooooooo mad looking at the countless pictures of her youth and see those ugly shoes in every picture
More evidence that she reads here if we needed it… funny that she hasn’t touched her gymnastics stuff in forever. It gets discussed here and then her next video she includes it. Slightly terrifying watching her fling herself around on the trampoline.
Just watched her last video and oh boy... First of all how dare she use such a nice music ( the one at the start, Barefoot adventure by Adriel Fair) so low and right after it's her extremely loud usual one? Did she tries her own video before posting it? The difference of volume is awful.
And I wondered if she understood the idea of having a "routine". Like, I don't mean to be an example but when I have what I call a routine, it's not something I change that often. Like, if you change constantly it's not a routine, it's a seasonal schedule.
And I wondered if she understood the idea of having a "routine". Like, I don't mean to be an example but when I have what I call a routine, it's not something I change that often. Like, if you change constantly it's not a routine, it's a seasonal schedule.
She looks so unwell at the start of that video- tired baggy eyes and sallow skin. The massive specs and scraped back hair don't help but she looks drawn out
She's one beret and a hammy 'French' accent away from being Michelle "of the Résistance" Dubois.
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once..."
Thank God for Brexit, no more migrant bluebells.
Last week she also reposted something in her instagram stories from (I think) the RSC about the backlash of casting a BAME Ophelia and how ridiculous that is since Ophelia isn't even a character based on an actual person. So very much an "I'm not a racist, just in case you were wondering, Tattle" subtweet...