The bigger the bag, the bigger the carbon footprint. And why travel from Florence to Geneva when you can travel from Florence, back to the UK, and then to Geneva?Yeah I presumed that she was going to Geneva straight after Florence too, yet she is back at home so IMO there was no reason for her to pack the extra bag.
This! When you’re as JANUINELY VARRY VEEEGAN as Roobee is, you have to balance it out somehow.The bigger the bag, the bigger the carbon footprint. And why travel from Florence to Geneva when you can travel from Florence, back to the UK, and then to Geneva?
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She said in her tiktok today that she bought these cardigans a year ago but then sent the black one back BUT she has a video from just over a month ago where she’s wearing that same black cardigan, so she either wore the cardigan and still sent it back () or she just put it on for the video and didn’t actually wear this outfit that day. I assume it’s the latter (as I’m sure most of her OOTDs are just her playing dress up anyway and she doesn’t actually wear them) but I wouldn’t put the former past her either. It also means this OOTD is probably from a year ago. Or maybe she never returned the cardigan at all and kept it all along. Ugh my head hurts from trying to keep track of all the lies. How can one person lie so much and for literally no reason? I genuinely cannot wrap my head around it.
I agree. I also think her social media name is kinda cool. At least its a version of her actual name and has something authentic about it.Her sister’s real name (I’m not sure of her middle name - just referring to first name and surname) is great, actually. Perfect for writing/publishing. (I haven’t said the name in case it breaks Tattle guidelines to have it in full - since M isn’t an influencer - but I think people can put it together if curious.)
I can’t imagine her as a landlady, mainly because of how childish she can be. I bet Daddy Bones deals with the property/tenants and gives Ruby theHer company* has a net worth just shy of 200k (and she's renting out her cottage)...
*company is just her though I believe
That hat looks like a lampshade at your grandma's houseI can see how you’d think that, but there are some crucial differences. First off, VEEGAN picnics are a lot louder, because everybody needs to know they’re VEEGAN. Secondly, every time you go on one, you’re entitled to fly anywhere in the world a total of 16 times because that’s how efficient performative plant-eating is in offsetting your carbon footprint. Ruby and Jade were both due for a reset so Sixteenth kindly organised a playdate for them.
eta: oh lordt it seems we’re back from our travels and have been gifted another hat
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I’ve had a little bit of ethanol and this is sending me, I cannot deal
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She's added photos to the listing for her NAYCHAA JAAARRRNAL and it's all just hilariously crappy, self-indulgent, childish scribblings.
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"There are multiple kinds of rain, and our language doesn't properly let un describe them, I don't think..."
Those pesky UN sanctions, keeping Ruby from being able to describe the weather.
"[There is] no word for that playful, waru rasu which green un, year on year. Come summer."
£8 plus postage for this.
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"Woodpecker" - "I didn't see a woodpecker." I don't see one either, Ruby, since you've included a photo of your dog showing its butthole where a picture of a woodpecker should be. Ruby claims she didn't see a woodpecker, but heard one.
Since Ruby needed the internet's help to identify a sparrow - possibly the UK's most common bird - I don't trust her to be able to identify a woodpecker by sound. She likely just heard a random banging near the house again and thought, "Ahh, yass! 'Tis the HOMBLE WOODPACKER, cyome to visit me wonce mwoar!" Meanwhile her mother's lying in a crumpled heap at the bottom of the stairs again trying to bang out a call for help in Morse code.
You know this project is worth charging money for when the height of insight, whimsy and wonder that can be found in Ruby's nature journal is her noting the things she didn't see. I expect you'll turn to page 6 to find an entry labelled 'Sumatran Rhinoceros'. Ruby didn't see one of those, either, but she heard her neighbour sneeze, so please enjoy a photo of a Remedy Kombucha can.
Ruby makes everything sound deeply sinister - I read this as ‘collecting them in colanders before the storm clown came’. The storm clown *shudders*.She's added photos to the listing for her NAYCHAA JAAARRRNAL and it's all just hilariously crappy, self-indulgent, childish scribblings.
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I always got this feeling from her, the same with her letter writings as well, especially with how she is getting these journals published even if it is just her followers buying them. I know that she got her 'lockdown letters,' with Blakney published even if it is just for them/ family and friends. I don't know who would want to study her journals other than perhaps a few psychiatrists, family and friends, and maybe those on tattle to see how her mind works.She writes in a way that makes me think she’s hoping her journals will be read and studied after her death like Sylvia Plath etc. But it just reads as terribly performative. She isn’t saying anything relatable or meaningful, it’s just empty descriptions of trees and rain punctured by frequent “I think” and “I fear” and other pretentious interjections (definitely a proper word for that but idk what it is)
I don’t think we can necessarily slate Ruby for paying for taxis as i imagine public transport is poor in her area (ie not buses to the train station which seems a drive away). at least she’s taking some responsibility for her own transport for a change instead of Mummy!I agree. As a skill and also holding a driving license, its part of being an independent adult in 2023. A person with a driving licence adds value to a workplace. Its also a nice feeling to know that you don't need to rely on others to get from A to B. Not judging anyone who chooses not to drive tho. Also, the anxiety in learning to drive is real for many people. I hope Roob sticks to her driving lessons and gets more independent...
Her nature journal was basically the type of school projects my primary school used to give us for spring holidays. We were like 8 or 9 yo. I mean that's a nice little project for yourself but to promote and sell it uh... I wouldn't dare.View attachment 2325000
She's added photos to the listing for her NAYCHAA JAAARRRNAL and it's all just hilariously crappy, self-indulgent, childish scribblings.
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"There are multiple kinds of rain, and our language doesn't properly let un describe them, I don't think..."
Those pesky UN sanctions, keeping Ruby from being able to describe the weather.
"[There is] no word for that playful, waru rasu which green un, year on year. Come summer."
£8 plus postage for this.
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"Woodpecker" - "I didn't see a woodpecker." I don't see one either, Ruby, since you've included a photo of your dog showing its butthole where a picture of a woodpecker should be. Ruby claims she didn't see a woodpecker, but heard one.
Since Ruby needed the internet's help to identify a sparrow - possibly the UK's most common bird - I don't trust her to be able to identify a woodpecker by sound. She likely just heard a random banging near the house again and thought, "Ahh, yass! 'Tis the HOMBLE WOODPACKER, cyome to visit me wonce mwoar!" Meanwhile her mother's lying in a crumpled heap at the bottom of the stairs again trying to bang out a call for help in Morse code.
You know this project is worth charging money for when the height of insight, whimsy and wonder that can be found in Ruby's nature journal is her noting the things she didn't see. I expect you'll turn to page 6 to find an entry labelled 'Sumatran Rhinoceros'. Ruby didn't see one of those, either, but she heard her neighbour sneeze, so please enjoy a photo of a Remedy Kombucha can.
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