Ruby Granger #35 Hello, it's Flu-bee!

[rubysdeadfly]

Little miss ”I know all the words” once again can’t spell her way out of a paper bag. It’s ”paraskevidekatriaphobia”, not ”paraskevadekatkriaphobia”!

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"more of a mind cottage" tehe you're so quirky girlie

 

[Griftwood]

Imagine being the bones parents and looking outside your window to see your daughter doing this shit? My parents would roast me

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They’re not there, they’ve secretly run away for the night and are breathing in each other’s tomato soup armpit smells in the campervan. It’s parked just across the road and their alarm is set for 5:45 so they can sneak back in before precious little Roobee’s alarm at 6.

 

[londongirl92]

New YT video thoughts:
- At this point, is she trolling us by lighting candles and taking them outside? So unhinged that she goes out in the dark when it is -6 to go "write".
- In every video she quotes people to try to sound intelligent but I think it actually makes her look dumb. It is very "here is my 6th form essay", constantly parroting other people but not adding your own opinions/line of argument, etc.
- What was she thinking with that ghost shot of herself lol
- Her sewing would drastically improve if she cut out the pattern, with a ruler, on a table!
- Towards the end of the video she tells us that she got distracted by her phone... she had already told us it was after lunch... multiple outfits and inconsistent timelines again. Surprise surprise.
- When she says the poem she burnt was good. Like sure, the one good poem you write is the one you burn Roobz.
- When she said "a phoenix, if you please" . She must be so exhausted from cosplaying all the time.

 

[DrinaM]

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Ruby: "Moiy favourite gryeen tea is the MwOaOww...fWeAngHh gryeen tea from Tea Pigs."
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(Ruby even moans that this tea is more expensive than her previous favourite green tea, implying that she bought it, but conveniently avoids mentioning that Tea Pigs have gifted her years' worth of teas.)

I had to re-play this bit several times to work out what the fuck she meant. She moans that she found a tea that she really likes...she complains about it like its something bad. She found...a...tea and she is unhappy that she found it. Then I realised she was saying 'because it costs more than her regular tea'. I literally did not understand what her fucking problem was until it hit me that she was doing a 'pretend to be hard up for cash' thing. The tea she likes and must have costs a lot of money.

Its not insulin. You don't need it. What a pretentious little brat.

 

[DrinaM]

Bruh I thought she’d just made a normal collar and I was like tbh that’s not bad for a first attempt, and then she turned around and BAM caped crusader. Massive jumpscare

yes! And she didn't even have the decency to answer the question on everyone's lips: Why?
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What the actual fuck? This tiktok is the most unsatisfying thing I've ever seen/heard. The spills, the sounds. Its got everything thats unpleasant. Machine whirring, ice clanking, shit being bashed around.

 

[Griftwood]

This happened the other day but it said 'support a bunker productivity dot org'


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I mean I’d literally rather support a bunker. They may be inanimate, they may be underground, they may be damp and smelly, but they’re still doing more for humanity that Rootabaga ever will.

 

[Satisfying Click]

You'd think Ruby would pause her video to go and see what the poor dog is howling its head off for

There's no way Ruby finished the Pilgrim's Progress. She hated it a few pages in and probably read the SparkNotes for the rest.

 

[otravlen]

I know it's nothing major to be criticised over but has anyone else noticed her recent fixation of using >>> after everything? I know the meaning behind it but, what's it gonna be next girly

Not returning charity money >>>
Hoarding dead flies >>>
Not washing your bedding >>>

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

Oh no, my greatest fears have come true! She's reading The Brothers Karamazov on her latest Instagram story...

I don't know if I should be excited about the upcoming hilarious Goodreads review or dread the inevitable massacre one of my favourite books will suffer...

 

[Deeznutslol]

Yeah, her performative poverty is beyond insulting as it is, but especially when she's going out of her way to complain about the cost of a tea which she got for free.

Also:

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Translation: "There's no reason at all for me to not disclose my general role, but that would mean I wouldn't be able to wildly embellish the nature of my job and make it seem like I'm working 87 hour weeks and doing the work of 4 teachers and the headteacher all at once. I'm sure you understand. "

God, this is the one possibly interesting thing she has done with her dull life and she wont talk about it??

 

[emmer_moans]

She's going to try to live there forever, I feel. Whether her parents want to stay together or split up in the future, they are going to have permanent limpet Ruby in their home unless they tell her she needs to sort herself out and get a job that gets her out of the house (one that isn't going back to her old school). She has money so she could easily afford renting with other girls, for company.

Unless they show tough love, the Bones are going to be stuck.

That house must be a money pit and their kids are adults now, so surely they must be thinking, "let's start a new chapter elsewhere, or downsize, or whatever". If Ruby gets a masters she will still come home every weekend. Other Studytubers, like Eve Bennett, had parents move house while they were at uni and so home became a place to stay as a guest, rather than come home to every week.

And you can imagine Jade will be renting quite soon once she finishes Minerva, because she will want her independent casual magic life

Ruby shows no signs of planning where she will live after this gap year or masters. Her younger sister is already doing her own thing, and whilst Martha is a bit haphazard, I think time and experience will do her well.

Oh, and as a sewist, that collar is an abomination...not because of her novice sewing skills (which is understandable), but because of her awful cutting...so jagged! When you cut out the pieces so roughly like that, nothing will line up and it will look like it has been dragged through a hedge. She should have cut it out on the floor or a tabletop, and took slower, smaller snips to get the curve right. No, instead, Ruby half asses it by chopping like she's Edward Scissorhands in a race.

And then there is the ribbon just plonked on top, with no thought for pinning and curving the ribbon carefully to follow the curved edge. If you are going to devote a day to crafting and creativity, slow down, do it mindfully and it will work out well.

 

[Deeznutslol]

Even here she says “if you just want to sit in your university room it’s fine”… she’s really clinginggg to university or maybe she just wants to appeal to that audience

Ah yes, the two options for activities to do in your spare time at uni: go out to party or sit alone and read a book.
It’s so obvious that she’s trying to make a viral tiktok sound there as well lmao.

 

[Griftwood]

I was genuinely interested to watch this video because I was really curious to hear her talk about her job, see her go to work etc. but it was literally the same video she's done dozens of time before.

I'm wondering if she thinks most of her view counts are first-time viewers? Because I already know she reads while brushing her teeth, and I know she "just got into coffee" because I watched the video last year (and every subsequent one she's mentioned it in).

If she thinks most of her view counts are first-time viewers, she’s even stupider than we give her credit for Her follower count has been stagnating for a year or two now.

Roobee’s ”what I got for my 21st birthday” video just came up (very random I know ) and in the beginning, she says ”this year I saw more than ever how well my family knows me” NO SHIT ROOBLOCK, YOU’VE ONLY SPENT 21 YEARS WITH THEM AND NEVER EVER LEFT THE HOUSE

 

[StatusWoe]

Sometimes temporary or assistant teachers are added to those staff lists, so it doesn't necessarily mean Ruby's been given a full-time teaching position. I'm interested to know if she's teaching secondary age or juniors. The cringey YouTube videos won't be such an issue for the youngest kids, but for Year 7+ I can imagine it being a problem. Actually, sharing any personal info on social media while in a teaching job is something trainee teachers are warned about. There's no way teenagers would take Ruby seriously if they find those clips of her reciting The Raven or pretending to be Hermione Granger.

 

[DrinaM]

I doubt they'd check or care though, I think it's more than likely the sound issues since the whole thing was pretty much unwatchable aside from the first couple of minutes due to the overlapping audio.

Yeah the overlapping audio was kinda brutal. At first I thought it was the Panel members trying to stop Ruby talking lol

 

[theMoth]

Perhaps she wants to go back there in a position of authority so she can feel some sort of control over what happened in the past?
Like when people who get bullied at school join the police just they can go on mad power trips and harass teenagers and homeless people just for existing in public places lol.
Maybe I’m deeping it a bit lol.

I can see the headline in a local newspaper: Victorian ghost child hunts children in private school

 

[LaBlonde]

I’m so torn rn. For the sake of fairness, acadAYmia, and the world in general, I don’t want her to get into Oxford. But my spectacle-loving, popcorn-addicted, snark-obsessed lizard brain desperately craves the cringe it’ll bring.

EXACTLY!

does she deserve it? no
will it be entertaining for us, the audience? ABSOLUTELY

i hate myself for it but the cringe will be so epic that i’ll allow it

 

[SinNombre22]

i’m muslim go to an islamic school, we had a talk by ruby about academics (mainly uni stuff since we are sixth form) and she started talking about christmas and asking about what we get up to on christmas none of us celebrate christmas it was so weird

You cannot leave us like that. Please, tell us everything!

 

[figgypud]

You'd think that someone "SYO KOIND" might donate any money from secondhand clothes sales to charity. Or someone who loves walking/running/yoga so much might find it a natural step to take part in one of those daily challenges for a month that raise money for a charity - Mother Granger appears to have done a daily yoga one for Cancer Research so why didn't Ruby join her?

The supposed passion for charity and kindness is the most disingenuous thing about her. She could easily dedicate a lot of her time to charity work and still have time to piss about writing her many novels (so that she never has to complete one and confront its mediocrity and inevitable rejection from publishers) and cosplaying as children.

Instead, she uses a young following to shill poorly looked after clothes at massively inflated prices. I know we all know this already here but it's just glaringly obvious yet people fall for her infantilised persona.

 

[phatgollum]

Ruby's body heat must be so out of regulation or she's just stupid literally we see her bundling up in scarf and hat in like 22 degree weather yet in the frosty weather shes legit just wearing a jumper like???

also peak tory privilege to go sit outside alone in the dark lmao i would get mugged or worse if I did that where I live