If she wants a slightly more accurate idea of who would by her book, why doesn't she give them any more information to work with?
Why is there a "depends on genre" option. Ruby's
written the bleeping book. She knows what genre it is. Tell people, then they have an idea if they want to read it or not.
How hard is it to just say:
"I've written a YA mystery about a former child genius caahwled Rubimentha Parkalottie, who's VARRY VARRY INTALLIGANT.
She works 4,500 hours a day, she AWLWAYS makes her BAD and DISINFACTS AVVERYTHING and DOES LAUNDRY AVVERY FEW HOURS. But because of how moch of a styooodioss bockwahrm she is, AVVERYONE is VARRY JALLOSS.
She somm-toyimes has tyoo step in and help her teachers grade everyone else's hyome-wahhrk because of her INTALLAGYUNCE, and she has nyo choice boht tyoo give tham VARRY LYOW GRADES that REFLACKT how stupid they all are compared to Rubimentha Parkalottie. She does remoind them that grades are JOHST A NOMBAH, syo that they won't feel tyoo bad, and assigns them extra hyome-wahhhrk syo that they kyan lahhrn tyoo dyoo batta. But despoiyte her basst afforts, SHE GATS VARRY MOCH BULLIED.
Her step-dad is on a relaxing holiday, which is VARRY STRASSFULL for her. And her GCSE coursework is VARRY HARD and LYOTS AND LYOTS OF WAHHRK, even though she WAAHHRKS SYO HARD AND IS SYO SMART THAT AWHLL HER TEACHERS SAY SHE SHOULD BE ON A MASTERS COURSE ALREADY. But also a 9 YAHHR OWLD GAHRL gyoes missing, which is VARRY thoughtless and inconvenient of haahr to dyoo to Rubimentha Parkalottie.
Even syo, Rubimentha dee-soyds tyoo find the gahhrl during one of her VARRY PRODOCKTIVE STODDY BREAKS, because the combined afforts of the police simply aren't as good as Rubimentha Parkalottie's brains.
Is this a bock you would read?"