In what world is this enough for four people? They're just side salads. Did they put rhubarb in charge of organizing this?
Ruby Granger #26 Ruby Granger is a bad writer
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Yes that's what I'm thinking of!
I assume she must not be totally against caffeine because she does drink breakfast tea and Earl Grey etc rather than purely herbal teas.
my family sometimes does this when we had a really big lunch and everyone is still full. it does look like very small portions tho soo yeah not sure if it’sa good idea to post it like that (especially with all her other ed baiting incidents)
i bet she simply doesn’t know they have caffeine. that or it’s not the caffeine itself but the „don’t have caffeine after whatever p.m.“ she was once told at school and religiously followed. after all she needs some content so always up for some dramaYes that's what I'm thinking of!
Wow I was looking at that wondering which thing looked least appetizing out of the diet crisps, the sad bowl of cress, the basket of uncooked asparagus or the single bottle of wine between 4 people… then I clicked to the next story and I think the winner has to be the plate of toast garnished with whole unchopped cloves of garlic! Who tf eats like this pls
The whole ”meal” has to be from her malnourished brain, no one else would serve up a single stick of celery, a pickled sliced beet, radishes with the stems on, half a bunch of asparagus and sad halves of toast with raw garlic on top. And are those tiny stacks of anchovies on Mother Granger and Daddy Bones’ plates? The total amount of food would just about constitute a nice dinner salad for one.
It 1,000% screams 'undeclared ad'. Making sure the video is mostly clear shots of the brand packaging. Suddenly claiming to love something she's always said she hated (which coincidentally always happens when she's given a gifted product). Lying about having never drank coffee before to exaggerate just how much of an incredible product this is to convert her from being a VARRY SPASHUL and NYOT LOIYKE AHTHURR GURLZ non-coffee-drinker. I'm sure she's had gifted stuff from Alpro before, too (and has declared that it's that ONLY MILK SHE USES, moments before tossing it aside for other gifted milks).
She also continues her weird, alien habit of chewing liquids like a bleeping lunatic:
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Did Ruby read the words 'garlic bread' somewhere and assumed this is what it meant?Wow I was looking at that wondering which thing looked least appetizing out of the diet crisps, the sad bowl of cress, the basket of uncooked asparagus or the single bottle of wine between 4 people… then I clicked to the next story and I think the winner has to be the plate of toast garnished with whole unchopped cloves of garlic! Who tf eats like this pls
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Oh my god.Wow I was looking at that wondering which thing looked least appetizing out of the diet crisps, the sad bowl of cress, the basket of uncooked asparagus or the single bottle of wine between 4 people… then I clicked to the next story and I think the winner has to be the plate of toast garnished with whole unchopped cloves of garlic! Who tf eats like this pls
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I glanced at the pic and assumed they'd put butter on the toast. Never would have realised it was garlic if you hadn't pointed it out. Whole, raw gloves of garlic...is that a thing anywhere? Ruby, just make your family a cheese and onion toastie with a side salad. Mix some of the sad cress with cherry tomatoes, cucumber, chopped spring onion, beetroot, sunflower seeds and add a dressing. Carrot sticks and a dip, tortilla chips and salsa? Pitta bread wraps? Potato salad? Idk, anything except this.Can you even eat raw asparagus? Isn't it super fibrous and tough?Wow I was looking at that wondering which thing looked least appetizing out of the diet crisps, the sad bowl of cress, the basket of uncooked asparagus or the single bottle of wine between 4 people… then I clicked to the next story and I think the winner has to be the plate of toast garnished with whole unchopped cloves of garlic! Who tf eats like this pls
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Most importantly, why would you eat it raw and, as it seems, with no condiments whatsoever when you can just boil it for a few minutes or roast it in the oven and it's gonna taste much better?
Wtf...is she super lazy or incredibly dumb?? Because "garlic bread" is obviously just raw garlic plus bread!!
I was in so much confusion and disbelief over the literal garlic bread that I googled "raw garlic on bread" and lo and behold, there is an actual recipe for this! Apparently the idea is to toast the bread and then rub the raw garlic on the bread so that the taste rubs off. It's also advertised as having "no added large" so maybe that played a role in Ruby's thought process (?) as well.
Tbf I do occasionally but only with really good bread (not a sliced granary loaf or whatever the hell that is) and with a good drizzle of olive oil too, and as a base when I’m making bruschetta. Plain, dry, overdone toast and raw garlic is a travesty.
Lol it’s like pa amb tomàquet but with garlic
To be fair Jamie Oliver does this too I've seen a number of his videos where he suggests rubbing garlic on the bread to give it a garlic taste. Never done it myself but it must work if Jamie Oliver does it!
Pretty sure I saw Grackle do the raw garlic rubbed on bread thing in her “Eating Spanish Food for 24 hours video”?
I may be remembering wrong though, it was a while ago
I may be remembering wrong though, it was a while ago
Nooo this can't be a thing, it looks so bad.
I think she def missed the rubbing part and just simply put it there for assthetic.
That's how we normally make garlic bread or bruschette in Italy, you rub a clove of garlic cut in half over the bread with a little bit of olive oil.
But why would you serve it with the raw garlic still on it if it's not intended to be eaten?
It's not in Ruby's nature to look up actual recipes, I still think she just took "garlic bread" literally. I mean she's shown herself eating whole cloves of garlic in her food before.
Maybe it's a health thing. I've heard extremely old people mention eating raw garlic everyday when asked about their "secrets" for health and longevity
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This is giving me flashbacks to an old Holly Gabrielle video where she ate a whole raw garlic clove to cure a teeth infection lol
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