As a stopgap until she finally builds all those Holocaust memorials in schools across the country (which is JANUINELY, HONESTLY going to happen, for sure!), Ruby has decided to punish young students by tossing "THARTY" of her shitty unsold planners at them.
Y'know, the planners that have been gathering dust in a warehouse and she's been unable to sell even at drastically reduced prices (they've coincidentally dropped down to £2.99, which is still £2.99 too much). The ones that run from January to December, making them nearly 50% useless for their already questionable purpose. So KOIYND and SALFLASS!
A lot of schools could use a lot of help, and subjecting them to your scatter-brained planning nonsense ain't it, Rubert. Why not volunteer your time to help the community? Why not make a meaningful donation of actually useful school supplies, books or money to a school or appropriate charity instead of offloading your worthless trash from your failed vanity projects onto people and undoubtedly claiming it as a tax write-off?
There’s a rather scathing review of Anatomy of a Scandal in the Guardian this morning - amongst other things, the review mentions it’s partly set in Oxford, it has over-loud, intrusive music, it has scenes filmed at weird angles and it has lots of badly written, stilted dialogue. It’s all becoming clear now why Ruby liked it.
Don't u think its cruel to make fun of someone with an obvious mental disorder? Shouldn't we leave her alone and stop watching her if that's the case? No point in making fun of someone very ill
Watching Ruby's new stories and I'm just wondering what weather isn't Ruby's most favourite? Same with the month? I don't know if it is me being a grumpy cow but I just find it annoying when she acts all whimsical and full of wonder when she speaks about the weather or nature. I just find it so fake and put on. My personal cringe is when she was on her writing vlog and she is nearly crying at an empty blackberry bush as how amazing it wass.
Honestly, I wonder where Ruby's supervisor fits into all of this. What Ruby's doing - or rather, failing to do - is to write a cultural history of the reception of Lewis Carroll's letter writing, which would be a terrific topic for a PhD thesis and beyond but surely nothing for a BA thesis. Did her supervisor comment on the sheer scale of Ruby's thesis at all and did Ruby ignore them? Or does Ruby think she's beyond supervision and went for a trainwreck of a dissertation anyway because she's the self-proclaimed Wunderkind of literary studies?
*By the way, it annoys me to no end the way Ruby proclaims she's writing a dissertation. You're an undergrad writing a thesis for your Bachelor's degree. No need to get all huffy and puffy about it!
I think this is a re-tread of that first-year failure where she ignored all the clear essay instructions, wrote a massive amount of irrelevant drivel against her tutor's guidance, got a deservedly lower grade and then cried on the internet that she was punished for "experimenting" and "taking chances". That was probably the last time she wrote an essay for herself before just ripping off everyone else's ideas, so it's fitting that she's gone off-piste again when there's nobody to copy from.
Her dissertation supervisor has probably told her at every turn to rein it in and pare her mountain of nonsense down to a clear and simple argument. But Ruby never listens and has her heart set on delivering a Masters/PhD-level work, despite a clear lack of intelligence and ability, and it seems like she's been showing variations of the same nonsense at every supervisor meeting. I guess there's only so many times a tutor can try to steer someone onto the right track before realising they're not listening.
Didn't she make her youtube all about how academic deadlines and good grades are very important? Seems like some Tattlers on here are spot on about Ruby now moving away from that academia shpiel. She's graduated and has no content anymore so trying to prove now that academia isn't "all that". Really laughable and not very creative.
It was a good decision to cut that extract about the artist and the muse. I'm uneasy about how this might be applied to Lewis Carroll's work because his 'muse' was Alice Liddell, a child. I don't think Ruby mentions this at all, but there's no way to skirt around the issue.
I actually did find that passage relatively okay but idk if it's just me but I wish she would have chosen another topic, anything but Lewis Carroll. This whole child muse thing given the history of Carrol is making me a lil uncomfortable Before she started to work on her diss she shared some of alternative topics and idk I just think she could have done a way better job with Emily Dickinson.
I was about to say, it's super normal for me to have a cup of tea and a couple biscuits for a snack in the afternoon. Afternoon tea is not just that though
Anyone else just really eager to find out Ruby's final grade at this point considering everything she has shared with us just makes it all seem like a shitshow?
^ She spends more time planning the thing than doing the thing. It's like she needs a bunch of external motivators in order to actually feel safe doing the task...
ot but also very not ot!!: I HAVE BEEN CURSED WITH THE RUBIATUS CURSE.
The events of the past few months of my life have now formed so clear a pattern that I cannot but see that Roo has put a spell on me. It all started when my friend gave me a candle snuffer for my birthday. When I first saw the thing, I tried really hard not to take offense and assured myself that this is a lovely gift from a normal person who had not familiarized himself with the lore of Miss Granger. After all, how was he supposed to know about the many times that object appeared in her videos, slowly losing its old-fashioned charm and becoming a symbol for all the things I abhor in the personality of Roo.
After I took possession of the said object, it did not take much time before I began to suffer under its dark influence. Yes, dear tattler, I accidentally flooded my kitchen because I, very much like Mother Granger, left the dishes in the sink whilst the water was continuing to run, unbeknownst to me. It was not long before I realized my terrible mistake; there were not inches and inches of water as it did in the now-famous historical case; I DID moped the floors afterward, thinking it would be very stupid to leave it to dry, like who does that?? However, I did flood my kitchen, I am ashamed to admit. It has never happened to me before, but it only takes one single mistake to realize how close we are to the eternal fall from grace into damnation.
On top of slightly flooding my kitchen, I have also been dealing with a skin condition that developed on my hands, especially the knuckles, due to a combination of allergies and stress (the knowledge that one day you may find yourself turned into one of the Granger clan is a heavy cross to bear, my friends). My hands are really dry and red and generally sore and they hurt like it hurts when you have to return charity money? They look just like Roo's circa early covid days. I have been seeing a dermatologist, but so far no improvements whatsoever.
tl;dr: THE RUBIATUS CURSE IS REAL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES. HUMBLE YOURSELVES. BATTLE NOT WITH MONSTERS LEST YOU BECOME ONE. AVOID THE ABYSS.
That’s it, I’m done with the internet forever never google ”Ruby Granger weight loss” just to see if anyone else is talking about it, nothing good will ensue
I'm not from the UK so I'm a bit confused about their university schedule. Why did she go home if her dissertation isn't due until May? Is she still paying rent for a place she's not living? I wonder if Blakeney is still there or if she went home too? At least in the US, we stayed on campus until finals were done.
Pretty sure she went home because her classes all ended, and of course Ruby can't bear to be away from her parents a minute longer than absolutely necessary. The majority of students would have remained in Exeter for longer (it's more logical, and someone who actually enjoys university wouldn't want to leave it so soon), but not Ruby.
This has puzzled me for a while. I get that some people aren't TV fans, but Roob's explanation makes it sound as though her problem is lack of concentration. If she can't concentrate for more than 10 minutes on a TV episode then I wonder how she can manage marathon study sessions - or any studying, for that matter.
It's laughable that she's waxing lyrical about leaving a place I doubt she's spent more than 6 months total in since her first year. It's also embarrassing that at almost 22 years old she's still thinking of years in school terms. I study and also work in an education environment but I have a normal concept of time and just, the way the rest of the world works?
The curtain thing pisses me off uncontrollably and I can't wait to never see that nonsense again. At least she left out the awful end card music this time.
I had a little look at the ”charity”, and it’s honestly not much better than that. They basically organize campaigns to inundate businesses selling shark products with tweets and I suppose other communications in hopes of pressuring them into stopping. It’s unclear why they need to raise all that money when the emphasis seems to be on getting their supporters to do the legwork. None of the money seems to be going to actually protecting sharks (such as providing resources for the people who rely on shark trade to find alternative means of supporting themselves).
In other words, the perfect charity for Roobee - lots of merch is getting sold and money is moving around in conveniently vague patterns, and no one has to actually do anything. You get to be a good person just by wearing a fucking t-shirt.
The thing that most irritated me about the Heartstopper stories was that she just said how 'important' it was, without saying why or what it was even about. Just like when she said in one of her videos that she had been told to read Loveless by Alice Oseman. She said she was really looking forward to reading it, had wanted to for a while, even read some of it in the video, but didn't discuss the main topic of the book - asexuality. Just more tea and adverts. From a literature student.
Ruby's back after an unannounced, unexplained hiatus (it's JANUINELY not because her dissertation, her influencer career and her academic prospects are all crumbling around her, what made you think such TARRABLE things?!) and...it's a routine video.
During her time off, Ruby has evidently taken a brief moment to REFLACKT on the stale, repetitive and indescribably incompetent filmmaking and editing techniques, as she starts this "new" video off with a different style than usual.
She starts out with a preview of all the wonders we'll see in this very video, like those movie trailers that show you a mini teaser for the short trailer you're already about to watch. The audio levels are a shitshow even in this section, and she left ambient background noise in some clips, not in others, and the audio levels are all over the place.
But! Even though she soundtracks this layer cake of acoustic fuckery with generic plinking piano music once again, it's a plinking piano track she hasn't reused 8 billion times! I mean, it's still the same rehashed crap we're witnessing, but at least this is something, I guess? Like if you were forced to eat cat litter every day for every meal of your life, served up on the same plate every time, eventually you'd just be relieved to see a slightly different design on the plate.
And speaking of the same old shit, this intro teaser that Ruby has added promises such riveting delights as...
She'll be leaving her camera unattended as she films herself walking up and down the same 15 feet stretch of pavement.
She'll dress like she stole her wardrobe from mismatched items found on the washing line of someone playing a French art student in a series of school plays.
She'll associate exclusively with young, blonde white girls, as though she can't bear to look at a world that isn't full of people who look like less desiccated variants of herself.
She'll do uncoordinated gymnastics while nobody pays attention and Ruby wishes her mummy were there to cheer her on and tell her how talented she is every time she almost lands on her face and shatters her spine.
But practicing her diving skills is important, too.
She'll also show us what's in her bag, even though she's done that several times before and according to her, she ALWAYS carries the same things in her bag AVVERY SINGLE DAY, so I'm not sure what new revelations are supposed to be unearthed in Ruby's bag aside from more dust and gifted snack bars.
Oh, and it's also a "night routine", because self-proclaimed former child genius Ruby is actually profoundly dumb, and along with the other 95% of the English language which she doesn't know the meaning of, she doesn't know what the word "routine" means, either. If something's routine, it a regular pattern which doesn't change, and there's no point showing it 326 billion times a year.
The music abruptly drops out and we're assaulted by the abrasive sounds of traffic rushing everywhere. You could say this is symbolic of Ruby's dread over her impending future, being slam-dunked from academia into life's dumpster to a cacophony of noise as the rat race rushes on noisily around her. But you could also say that it's Ruby's sheer lack of filmmaking skill and her inability to understand consistent sound levels and scene transitions even after 7 years of doing this shit. And you should definitely say that, because it's totally the case.
Anyway, it's 30th March, allegedly, so what the fuck Ruby's been doing for two weeks is a mystery.
"On my whey to my laaahst avar seminar!" Ruby says, about to cry.
And then she launches into super-serious documentary narration for some reason.
"The AND of the academic year is strange...(DISGUSTING SOUNDS OF LICKING LIPS)...ANDD...the AND of your time at university or school is even stranger..." That letter at the beginning of the work "end" is an 'E', Ruby; it goes "eh", much like most people's indifferent reaction to your terrible content.
Ruby starts waxing philosophical about how many "laaaahsts" there are: "Lahhst clahhhsses" (where Ruby learned nothing but to cannibalise other people's ideas and notes), "lahhst walks past your favourite buildings" (even though Ruby avoided campus like the fucking plague) and maybe even "laaahst conversations with FRANDS" (even though Ruby only socialised with one person, who happened to be her roommate).
"ANDD...you're so AWAAHR that these moiyt bee...LAHHSTS."
Ruby includes footage of campus, and it's supposed to come off as reflective, but it's all a mess of different speeds and awkward whip-pans for no reason.
But she's also narrating this with faux-pensive meditations on the impermanence of things while filming the outside of clinical-looking buildings as though this is a documentary about palliative care and she's trying to summon the courage to finally go inside to say goodbye to a dying relative.
Her sad, mournful narration is hilarious since, in actuality, she's just graduating from a uni that she didn't like and moving away from a place she actively avoided whenever possible.
And then she just switches back to her usual slapdash vlog style, as though she wanted to make a documentary-style video on the final days of uni but one of her two remaining brain cells wouldn't cooperate with the other, so she just threw a kitchen sink of mismatched crap together.
"Yokyay, I've JOST has my LAAHST evar saminar as an undergraduate hyahrr," Ruby says, and Exeter University's academic staff shuddered in unison at the prospect of her returning to study at Master's level there.
"AND...THAN...I'M...gyowing to STODDY in town for a little bit and then I'M...meeting some FRANDS...for...brOnch...AT...twalve..."
Ruby's habit of emphasising the word "I" or "I'm" and then pausing as though waiting for an applause because she was mentioned has kicked into high gear into this video.
The bizarre pauses in her sentences make it seem like she's edited it together from multiple takes, even though she hasn't (this time, at least), so the only conclusion is that Ruby has started talking in as broken and disjointed a cadence as possible to cut out a step and save herself the effort of making herself sound like a garbled mess in editing. People can't complain that your editing makes you sounds like a seizure-ridden alien if you just start talking like that to begin with!
But she also does this face again when talking about seeing friends, studying and eating brunch, so we know none of those things will happen:
"YOUAREAWARE that things are gyowing to change but avverything remains syo normal in...the myoment."
Her narration abruptly returns out of nowhere, yoinking us from vlog style to low-quality documentary again. There's no flow or proper connective tissue, Ruby just jammed documentary voiceover into an unrelated vlog.
And then she awkwardly films a stagnant murder pond for some reason, and she's probably cataloguing this spot in her mind as the place to drown Blakeney to prevent her from leaving at graduation. If Ruby can't co-opt all Blakeney's time 24/7, then nobody can. RIP Blakeney.
She continues her melancholy, melodramatic rambles about how "AVVERYTHING will change syoon". In a masterclass of unintentional comedic timing, she cuts from moaning about how time at uni is far too fleeting and she'll never get to see the wonderful buildings and people again to making flimsy excuses that she can't study on campus because her "WiFi isn't wahrking for some reason on campus" and flees uni as fast as possible.
If you were in any doubt, Ruby does not give a shit about uni. She does everything possible to avoid doing her own work. She never learns. She hates studying. She hasn't enjoyed being in an academic environment past the age of 12. She never enjoyed the university campus environment and has avoided socialising, extracurricular activities and on-campus studying wherever possible.
Her last video was possibly the first time she's ever shown herself studying in the uni library, and it likely only got filmed because she was getting called out here for only frequenting coffee shops, taking up space and buying nothing. Now there's a convenient, dubious excuse for why she HAS to study off-campus. She doesn't like studying, she likes to be seen studying and judged to be intelligent, and that has no merit to her if it's in an environment where other people are doing it smarter and more diligently than her. So she goes to coffee shops, where she can type drivel into Notion and make-believe that the regular peons getting a latte are VARRY IMPRASSED with her, because other students certainly won't be.
She's not sad about leaving academia. She's just terrified of adulthood and grown-up responsibility and wants to delay that as long as possible by clinging to the last thing people told her she was good and special at (y'know, when she was like 10 and got praise from a teacher who was likely just being polite and supportive to this weird, spoilt child who couldn't form coherent sentences).
This video might be remotely interesting if she sat down and was honest about her fear and apprehension surrounding adulthood, but instead it's more lies to avoid uni in a video about cherishing the uni experience?
On her way off campus, she rambles again about how it's the "LAAHST AVVAR TOIYME" she'll be on-campus. It's a nonsensical mush of "OIY'M...(dramatic pause)...blahblahblah...AND...blahblahblah...AND OIY'M...(dramatic pause)..." Her narcissism runs so deep that she can't even mention herself in the first person without pausing and looking around for the parade in her honour.
And then she's back at her uni house, dressed like a dishevelled elderly woman.
"I...DID stay on campus for a little bit...AND THAN I...came straight hyome as opposed tyoo gyowing into town," she says, defensively.
Ruby rambles that it didn't make sense to go into town to study, even though she has to go there later anyway to meet her definitely real, absolutely not fictional "friends" there later and has a tonne of studying to get done. Instead she wasted time detouring back home, changed her clothes and added an extra unnecessary link to her day's events.
"Also I'm...weirdly suddenly feeling not varry gud. Feeling a bit ill. I...just wanted to come home."
There's nothing weird about it, Ruby. You don't eat food, so of course your body is going to shut down and you're going to feel like shit.
Genius Ruby's solution to feeling exausted and ill is to just chug more water and take a "TAN minute" break. What a fucking moron. Kids, don't be like Ruby. If you're ill, listen to your body and rest. Also eat regular, substantial, nutritious meals. Water is not a meal plan.
She mentions that she finished something dissertation-related following a meeting with her dissertation supervisor the day before. She offers no further details. This marks something like 6 or 7 meetings she's had with her dissertation supervisor, not counting all the lengthy emails Ruby's undoubtedly harassed them with. I've not known anyone to take or need that many dissertation meetings, so Ruby's dissertation is clearly still a complete trainwreck.
Remember when Ruby was claiming that she couldn't focus or get any work done unless her desk was spotless and clutter-free? Anyway, here's an unrelated picture of Ruby's desk cluttered with empty mugs, bottles and cans.
She magically switches to her third outfit of the "day" and the narration reappears.
Ruby rambles about how we don't know what it's going to be like to leave academia because we spend our formative years at school. She claims that we form out identities in an academic space and find out our identities while learning. It's abundantly clear that she's completely detached from reality.
She does not have the self-awareness the realise that she has no identity to speak of. Hers is a cobbled-together selection of stolen affectations cribbed from fictional children and the few friends who she made and imitated every style and nuance of. She's cultivated an identity as a bookworm, a scholar, a vegan, and a charitable advocate for kindness. Yet she's proven that she lies about reading and does all she can to avoid doing it. She actively dislikes studying and lies about the extent to which she does it, most of her essays being stitched together from a selection of cannibalised sources. She rarely sticks to a vegan diet. And she actively steals from charities and is a toxic influence to her audience. So, like...what is her identity, beyond being a compulsive liar, narcissist and charity thief?
Also, sure, people spend their formative years at school, but that's not all that they do with their lives. They find themselves and discover their identity by socialising. Interacting with people different than themselves. They try new things. They grow as people. Ruby hasn't done any of that. She's cocooned herself into her fake academic shell and done everything she can to never progress past the age of 12.
This is why you were supposed to actually live a life alongside uni, Ruby. You're not supposed to get to the end of uni with zero idea what your life will ever look life or what you could possibly do with any of your time if you remove academia from the mix. Your life wouldn't be such an unrelenting disaster right now if maybe you'd spent even a little time doing anything else but pretending to be smart and studious.
Ruby lies that YASS, she DID change her clothes, because the weather picked up and got a little warmer and so that meant that she had to change into an outfit comprised of the exact same amount of layers of the same thickness as before. If it got warmer, you'd just remove the wool grandma shawl throw from around your shoulders, you wouldn't change outfits for the third time that day.
For someone who lies about everything, you'd think she'd have improved at it by now, but she's just as bad at it as ever. But that's Ruby in all things, really: She has a select few interests and never improves or grows in any of them.
The lies continue as Ruby claims she's been VARRY PRODOCKTIVE by getting lots of writing done. But she's clearly already forgotten the fake timescales she's supposed to be living out in this video, so she spends an awkwardly long time trying to make up an impressive amount of time to have spent writing which won't conflict with anything else she's said. And as she does, she does weird hand gestures and scrunches up her face like she usually does when making shit up.
Ruby rambles some more in narration about how she gauges the passage of time by the academic year instead of the normal calendar year. She neglects to mention, though, that she also is still living in the mentality of a primary school student. The terminology she uses ("half-term", "terms" instead of "semesters", "classes" instead of lectures/seminars, and so on) is rooted in school, not university, and she never mentally progressed beyond that.
Ruby drops what she thinks is a profound truth-bomb: "The ASS-ense - the core of of you - isn't tied to acadammicks." Yeah, no fucking shit. Almost nobody feels that way. You're the only dipshit out here acting like academia is the be-all and end-all of life and the only defining part of their personality.
So Ruby finally goes to meet the "FRANDS" she was scheduled to meet. I don't think they've ever appeared in Ruby's content ever before. They also don't interact with her at any point in the footage shown. They both face each other, pointed away from Ruby. It totally makes it look like Ruby just sat next to two strangers and started filming them, pretending they were friends.
It's time for Ruby to show off what's in her bag. She tries to differentiate this from all the other "What's in my bag?" videos she's done by claiming this is a sports bag, when it's just the exact same bag she's shown off as her general school bag before.
She shows off the enamel pins on her bag (which looks absolutely filthy), for no other reason than to advertise her own brand's product: a "Can Be Kind" pin which is sold on "PONKIN' PRODOCKTIVTEA".
This pin isn't on the bag in the first shot and clearly isn't usually on her bag, but she slapped it on especially just to shill it. She posts an on-screen disclaimer:
But Ditch the Label are still waiting for the ad revenue money that Ruby claimed would be going to them if people watched her anti-bullying videos and sat through all the ads, then she blocked anyone who asked how much was raised. No money will go to a charity if it touches Ruby's hands, it'll vanish into her pockets. Just donate directly to the cause and don't enable or encourage her thievery and bullshit.
Her nail polish is also chipped and messy once again, and they magically become painted, chipped and repainted several times in this video, big shocker.
And, of course, it wouldn't be a Ruby video without an ad for gifted snack bars.
You might be shocked that she's declared this as a gifted product after months and months of blatantly shoehorning them into every single video undeclared. But don't worry, Ruby hasn't gone and learned a lesson or anything crazy like that.
The only reason that Ruby has declared this is because Holly declared a gifted ad for them a few days ago, making it incredibly hard for Ruby to advertise them undeclared yet again.
Holly's also not being entirely honest - Misfits have been providing Sixteenth "talent" with gifted crap for ages, so this isn't a new thing. It's also not an unbiased opinion if you were gifted the product, and stressing that it's not sponsored means nothing. If you were gifted the product, that's a form of payment. But at least she did the bare minimum and declared it as gifted, I guess.
Back to Ruby's bag, it's unsurprisingly full of clutter.
Talc powder, an entire bottle of shampoo, notepads, a "sweatSHART", a gigantic "wyartuh bottuww", random scrunchies, a small child's ballet socks, a fucking first aid kit and other assorted bullshit.
Yet another outfit change, this time for Bite Back, a "Shark Conversation" charity. Don't forget, sharks are people, too. If you have a friend who's a shark who you haven't spoken to in a while, why not reach out and talk to them? If you have elderly shark neighbours who don't get out of the house, drop by and chat with them. A little conversation can really make a big difference for any aquatic creatures who are struggling in their day-to-day life.
That "Smile, Smile, Smile" song that Ruby hasn't stopped using in every video for years is reused again to soundtrack footage of Ruby looking dishevelled and miserable as she films herself wandering the streets, without the bag she spent an entire section of the video telling us she was taking with her. Whoops.
Ruby does more bad trampolining, and is constantly fucking up her landings. Not-so-coincidentally, she hasn't eaten anything all "day", supposedly felt ill from exhaustion earlier this "day" and only took a ten minute rest, and now has no coordination. I'm sure those things aren't related, though...
She films herself "leaving", and it's clearly the same shot as before. She just did her usual lazy, insane habit of setting up the camera on the floor, leaving it unattended and then just walking up and down the street, back and forth in different directions, cutting it up and presenting it as different shots.
She gets home and is in like the 57th outfit of the day.
Remember, the key to being VARRY PRODUCTIVE is to just LOVE AVVERYTHING THAT YOU DYOO and that way, it will not feel like WAHHRK. It has nothing to do with lying about the timescales of everything and the amount that you accomplish. It's just about enjoying your work, just like Ruby very clearly is here.
If you don't look like this when you're having fun and enjoying things, you're clearly doing something wrong:
The narration reappears out of nowhere, as if Ruby suddenly remembered that this was a documentary or something.
Ruby's just repeating the exact same things over and over, though: "UNI IS ENDING! IT'S VARRY HARD BECAUSE I...AM SO IMMARSED IN ACADEMIC CULTURE. WHATAVVER WILL OIY DYOO?!"
Again, Ruby's done everything she can to avoid university culture, avoid other students, avoid campus, avoid the city her university is located and avoid doing any university work of her own. She is in no way immersed in university culture other than the superficial, fake personality she's crafted for herself as a supposedly studious genius.
Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit, Ruby.
This isn't food. This is a small sandwich diced into fractions with half a carrot chopped and positioned nearby.
If you'd had two full meals in this day, this might qualify as a snack. As your main meal, this is dangerously fucking stupid. Stop showing this shit, you unfathomable cretin.
After all the meandering drivel Ruby has been droning about this being her laaahst day with her laaahst "samminar", Blakeney casually reminds her that they have another seminar on Friday.
"BOTT IT'S NOT A SAMMINAR, IT'S A WAHHRKSHOP." And then she looked VARRY smug, even though a seminar is basically just a workshop for students to discuss shit.
After 10 minutes of recycled garbage, incompetent filmmaking and meandering, go-nowhere diatribes, Ruby decided this bullshit wasn't long enough, so she'd gonna slap even more rehashed crap on the dumpster fire.
"Boht I didn't QUITE manage to film a full night routine..." I mean, that's never stopped you before. You've never filmed a night routine in a single night, Ruby. You just stitch them together from old random footage.
Unsurprisingly, Ruby just gives the inside of the bowl and the lid a quick scrub, but doesn't even attempt to clean the outside, despite her grubby hands being all over it, it being shoved in a dank and dusty bag and touching all manner of filth along the way. She thinks that time-lapsing the footage will fool people into thinking she's being super busy and thorough, but sorry, Ruby, you're not fooling anyone, you still live like a swamp troll.
After that, she watches a YouTube video by Lydia Violetta. I've never heard of her before, but looking at her YouTube channel, she's a young blond StudyTuber with an apparent eating disorder, so Ruby's still incapable of engaging with anyone or anything that's not all about her, identical to her or that she can steal ideas and inspiration from.
She claims to then be "stoddying", but she has notes for her own book open, so her dissertation is a lost cause at this point.
And then, once again, she tells us that she and Blakeney cooked a big, substantial meal together...
"BOHTT!I...DIDN'T film that." The weird "but" is absolutely fucking deafening. Learn to edit Ruby, damn.
And, big surprise, all Ruby's big, nutritious meals conveniently don't get filmed, or her camera dies, or her mum fell down the stairs, or she discovered she has a sister, or something beyond her control prevented her from filming it.
Ruby continues her unrelenting campaign of stupidity by once again climbing all over her desk to close her curtains even though they're in arm's reach while sat at the desk.
I mean, look at this shit. Her arms are bent 90 degrees at the elbow and her hands are past the middle of the desk. You'd have to work hard not to touch the curtains when leaning across the desk. The desk also isn't especially wide, so you could also lean around it to close them. There's zero need to traverse the desk like a malnourished mountain climber to close the curtains. What a fucking moron.
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In the meantime, us vultures will stay here and snark on everything Roobee chooses to put out there as is our God-given right. Bye now! 
Before she started to work on her diss she shared some of alternative topics and idk I just think she could have done a way better job with Emily Dickinson.
