She’s incapable of going beyond herself when it comes to characters, she might as well have called the character Noobee Danger.I wonder if 'Lottie Parton' will be Erimentha Parker 2.0
We need to come up with nicknames for Lottie Parton-
Already I've mixed up her name with Dolly Parton...
I'm begging you to remember this for when we get to page 48 because Jesus I just laughed out loud on the subwayI'm just gonna go ahead and suggest "Ruby Granger is a Bad Writer" as the next thread title...
"But everything changed when Lottie's best friend, Flakeley, a tea-loving bookworm just like her, misteriously disappeared during one of her morning field-twirling sessions""Lottie Parton is a straight-A student who loves tea, children's literature and spinning in fields. Her sister, Shaz, is a university drop-out who dyes her hair and drinks ethanol. Lottie felt the pressure to remain perfect in her parent's eyes despite the familial failure."
It wouldn't surprise me if she did, like Tryphenia or Lettice, but her literary agent said, "No way, this needs to appeal to Gen Z, so you have a choice of Lottie, Millie, or Billie."It surprises me she hasn't gone for a Victorian or a virtue name like last time (J.K. Rowling loves Victorian-like names, too, by the way).
Why does Lottie have to be described using two phrases that are essentially synonymous? Who is this poor under-described 'other girl'? Why is the title similar to that of a school PSA film? So many questions.From The Bookseller, the publishing industry's magazine. View attachment 1126807
Please it took me until the second sentence to realise this was satire"Lottie Parton is a straight-A student who loves tea, children's literature and spinning in fields. Her sister, Shaz, is a university drop-out who dyes her hair and drinks ethanol. Lottie felt the pressure to remain perfect in her parent's eyes despite the familial failure."
I feel like Tattle is going to have this book written a lot sooner than Roobee finds a publisher (if she ever does), and it’ll be a lot better, tooWhy does Lottie have to be described using two phrases that are essentially synonymous? Who is this poor under-described 'other girl'? Why is the title similar to that of a school PSA film? So many questions.
Congrats for graduating! Prioritisation is one thing I struggle with (alongside procrastination)! But I'm glad it was still fun despite it being difficult at times!I graduated with a first overall, so I was very pleased!! In terms of coping with the degree, prioritising my assignments that were worth the most was super important and time management. At times it felt rather overwhelming, but it was really fun as I made sure to take care of myself and not overwork. I'm now doing a master's degree in mental health psychology which is quite a big change, but it is fun now readings books knowing I don't need to write a long essay about them
Think ideas in pages 1-47 are also accepted!I'm begging you to remember this for when we get to page 48 because Jesus I just laughed out loud on the subway
They 100% are, so everyone go like!Think ideas in pages 1-47 are also accepted!
I feel like someone should write a wattpad version of a novel with the same title and plot. But make it everything she hates. Like the main character is in a lesbian relationship with the friend (with all the juicy bits written) and she gets good grades because she cheats. Lottie's sister tries to get revenge (nice Gothic insert). Any other ideas?I feel like Tattle is going to have this book written a lot sooner than Roobee finds a publisher (if she ever does), and it’ll be a lot better, tooThe other girl is probably some jeans-wearing harlot who was in a relationship and/or had a job in customer service, you know it’s always THOSE girls that go missing, not the clever ones who went to a nice school and spend all their free time with mummy and daddy.
Same title with the pen name Hermione BonesI feel like someone should write a wattpad version of a novel with the same title and plot. But make it everything she hates. Like the main character is in a lesbian relationship with the friend (with all the juicy bits written) and she gets good grades because she cheats. Lottie's sister tries to get revenge (nice Gothic insert). Any other ideas?
So even if (in the unlikely event that it gets published) this parody will follow the book (and Ruby name).
this is so narcissistic. why would you have a pin of yourself? I use pinterest to save tattoo or home decor ideasFound this on her Pinterest under the category 'My AeStHetic'
Candlestick and that curves...
Is she photoshopping her images?
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