Roxy Winstanley

[not influencing]

Nobody:

Ron: I LOVE MY BODY!!!!!

duck right off you lying twit. The only time someone mentions something THAT much is when they are trying to convince themselves. Not a soul in the world gives a rats arse. Her posts read like a 12 year olds journal. I, personally, like my own body and am confident in my own skin, but I dont post about it or feel the need to announce it to the world every bloody damn day! She hates this and has been trying to force her record breaking baby out for months.

 

[Justwanttochat80]

Anyone else find it toxic that she keeps comparing this unborn baby to herself and her record breaking numbers?? This baby knows life with them two will be a nightmare. Stay in as long as you can!!

This tweet also rubbed me the wrong way. Not looking forward to walks with the pram? Baby cuddles while watching Disney? That newborn baby smell or little baby yawns? Oh no, not Ron. All she cares about is getting back to life as normal (so she naively thinks) and becoming He-Man again. Most self absorbed bleep around. Not a shred of motherly instinct in her.

 

[NotAHun]

Anyone else find it toxic that she keeps comparing this unborn baby to herself and her record breaking numbers?? This baby knows life with them two will be a nightmare. Stay in as long as you can!!

This tweet also rubbed me the wrong way. Not looking forward to walks with the pram? Baby cuddles while watching Disney? That newborn baby smell or little baby yawns? Oh no, not Ron. All she cares about is getting back to life as normal (so she naively thinks) and becoming He-Man again. Most self absorbed bleep around. Not a shred of motherly instinct in her.

That tweet says it all really doesn't it. She's in for one hell of a reality shock!

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Anyone else find it toxic that she keeps comparing this unborn baby to herself and her record breaking numbers?? This baby knows life with them two will be a nightmare. Stay in as long as you can!!

This tweet also rubbed me the wrong way. Not looking forward to walks with the pram? Baby cuddles while watching Disney? That newborn baby smell or little baby yawns? Oh no, not Ron. All she cares about is getting back to life as normal (so she naively thinks) and becoming He-Man again. Most self absorbed bleep around. Not a shred of motherly instinct in her.

Spot on. She's beyond self centred. It's clear Mummy Wyn has given her an inflated opinion of herself. She's got all the maternal instinct of a Jaffa cake!

Everything is about her and her feelings! that's why she has all the miscarriage memorabilia on the bed, so she can remember something that's happened to her. She doesn't even try to move on and see the joy in this baby. She's not even looking forward to doing anything that actually involves the baby, it's all self self self.

That poor baby is going to have two cunts for parents and living in the shadow of another!

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

It's all about what Roxanne has given up & what Roxanne needs. She is so self centred.
She is too vain and toxic to even put her own child before herself.
I reckon she is desperate to get the flat stomach, arse and tits out there again so her engagement goes back up.
Once a bleep, always a bleep.

 

[FruityTooty]

Her posts read like a 12 year olds journal.

This is spot on. I’ve always felt like her posts, particularly her stories, read like a child, like her emotional growth became stunted along the way. There’s definitely something wrong with her. I’m sure a physchologist would have a field day examining her Instagram. Either that, or they’d drop asleep with boredom.

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

This is spot on. I’ve always felt like her posts, particularly her stories, read like a child, like her emotional growth became stunted along the way. There’s definitely something wrong with her. I’m sure a physchologist would have a field day examining her Instagram. Either that, or they’d drop asleep with boredom.

Exactly. It's like she hit a level of maturity at 16 and didn't mature any further. She was commenting on the Oscar speech made by Joaquin Phoenix when he was talking about animals, farming etc and she's doing a story saying no nothing like that happens with the farming food industry, not taking into account that he was talking about the USA and they do have dramatically lower food & animal standards. She thinks she knows it all.

I genuinely don't know how she's going to cope once this baby comes, she's not got the patience or common sense. She's too self absorbed!! Scott is going to have to really step up.

I suspect breast being replaced with bottle within the month so she can get to the gym.

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Who reckons she is in labour?
Giving birth to the longest, strongest baby the world has ever seen & in record breaking time

 

[ThePidge]

Who reckons she is in labour?
Giving birth to the longest, strongest baby the world has ever seen & in record breaking time

I think she’s being induced as it can take days!

 

[Justwanttochat80]

I wouldn't put it past her to be silent on purpose. Knowing the dms will come flocking in. Then she can say, oh thanks for the lovely messages, still here and massively pregnant. Attention seeking twit. Everyone is different, but I had tons of downtime during induction. I can't see her not posting during it. She can't focus on real life for more than a few hours at a time.

Is she still wanting a home water birth? Did I read that on a post of hers? Imagine that 6 foot behemoth in a pool in that gray dreadful apartment. Ron thinking she knows it all because she has seen a cow give birth. Trucker boyfriend sitting on his phone not knowing what to do. God bless the poor midwife having to deal with that. I'd PAY to be a fly on the wall of that tit show

 

[not influencing]

I wouldn't put it past her to be silent on purpose. Knowing the dms will come flocking in. Then she can say, oh thanks for the lovely messages, still here and massively pregnant. Attention seeking twit. Everyone is different, but I had tons of downtime during induction. I can't see her not posting during it. She can't focus on real life for more than a few hours at a time.

Is she still wanting a home water birth? Did I read that on a post of hers? Imagine that 6 foot behemoth in a pool in that gray dreadful apartment. Ron thinking she knows it all because she has seen a cow give birth. Trucker boyfriend sitting on his phone not knowing what to do. God bless the poor midwife having to deal with that. I'd PAY to be a fly on the wall of that tit show

LOL brilliant! The all powerful, all knowing Roxy Winstanley is better than any woman who has ever given birth. She thinks everyone else is weak. Wait til those contractions hit. U ok hun???

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

I was induced with my 1st and 2nd baby.
They broke my waters at 9am with my 1st and I had her just before 3pm.
Second they broke my waters at 10am and I had him at 2:45pm.
She is such a know it all, she'll be telling them all how to do their job or giving them the resting witch face snarl if they dare to say something she doesn't like.
Hope baby weighs about a stone and gives her a fanny like a wizards sleeve

 

[FruityTooty]

I can hear the police helicopter out over Oxton. Must be heading over to Arrowe Park to give Ron a private escort home for giving birth in record breaking time, with record breaking statistics and her six pack back exactly as it was within 17 minutes of popping the baby out. She needs to be back in the gym for 6am sharp.

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

I can hear the police helicopter out over Oxton. Must be heading over to Arrowe Park to give Ron a private escort home for giving birth in record breaking time, with record breaking statistics and her six pack back exactly as it was within 17 minutes of popping the baby out. She needs to be back in the gym for 6am sharp.

I heard she gave birth 1,345m up Ben Nevis, baba was dangling out of her fadge when she reached the summit.

I'm a pregnant bleep mama. What's your super power

 

[FruityTooty]

I heard she gave birth 1,345m up Ben Nevis, baba was dangling out of her fadge when she reached the summit.

I'm a pregnant bleep mama. What's your super power

in that case she’ll already have at least 3 CrossFit training sessions in the bag by now and the fridge stocked to the hilt with stale broccoli & San Moritz flavoured breast milk. The baby might even get it’s first 10,000 steps in by might night.

My super power Rox is that I understand the concept of a balanced life.

 

[FruityTooty]

I think she’s struggling to get that baby out. She looks so tight with no softness about her. That baby can’t move because her body is all sharp lines & no give. I can literally hear her tearing from here.

 

[ThePidge]

Wonder why she’s deleted that scan grid post claiming the baby is 9lb1 and massive like she is

 

[FruityTooty]

Wonder why she’s deleted that scan grid post claiming the baby is 9lb1 and massive like she is

Good question. I’m thinking the baby is really small, that’s if it’s even out of the crystal maze yet

 

[ThePidge]

Good question. I’m thinking the baby is really small, that’s if it’s even out of the crystal maze yet

I wonder whether she’s had a section. A few of my mates who trained pretty hard (not as hard as her of course) during pregnancy all ended up having a sunroof birth.

Your comment about being tight and having no softness… all my friends said the same thing.

 

[FruityTooty]

I wonder whether she’s had a section. A few of my mates who trained pretty hard (not as hard as her of course) during pregnancy all ended up having a sunroof birth.

Your comment about being tight and having no softness… all my friends said the same thing.

I was the same. That’s why I mentioned it. I think she will defo have had a C-sect.