Rosie Londoner

[Gemgemgemgem]

This is what her husband is producing:

Thai Caves Rescue Film

The Gold Coast... isn’t very nice. It’s certainly not Notting Hill or Cornwall. Byron Bay is about a 45 minute drive away in NSW, though.

The gold coast is actually quite nice. Too commercialised for me but beaches are stunning and the hinterland is to die for. Doubt she will stay in Byron then as the drive sucks. Probably get an air b&b I guess. God I hope I don't bump into her, I vaguely knew her from years back and while it's fun seeing her from a distance (on instagram), I couldn't cope with her IRL these days. Or any days.

Are you sure you can't keep her?

 

[Gflo93]

I can picture it now... a twee image captioned ‘enjoying koala-ty time’

 

[Gemgemgemgem]

I'm showing lily she kangaroo anything she wants to

Oz course she can.

 

[Rachel09]

I have a friend who knows her husband and he is really nice guy.However I been told that Rosie is very difficult person.She is very demanding,mean,never happy and real drama junkie.She is always in charge of everything and everyone.Basically what Rosie wants Rosie gets...it’s sad really.She is sad person.I feel sorry for her.No matter what she has and wherever will be she can’t seems to be happy.

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

I have a friend who knows her husband and he is really nice guy.However I been told that Rosie is very difficult person.She is very demanding,mean,never happy and real drama junkie.She is always in charge of everything and everyone.Basically what Rosie wants Rosie gets...it’s sad really.She is sad person.I feel sorry for her.No matter what she has and wherever will be she can’t seems to be happy.

Welcome!!
Do you know where they live and if they own their house?!

 

[sunnyromana]

Oh well, if we have to have her then we will at least have some fun... Let's play Rosie Londoner down under bingo!

- post about quarantine hotel. Even though the government selects which hotel you have to go to, Rosie will get special treatment because she is famous. She will enjoy her five star quarantine with bush tucker breakfasts. It'll be over oh so quickly and she will always fondly look back over the period her little family got to be locked up together, strengthen their bond blah blah blah.

- Scott Morrison will invite her to lunch where she will discuss Australian politics.

- she will be the voice for indigenous Australians and advertise their businesses and speak up for their rights. There'll be 15 consecutive posts on Australian history. Get ready to be educated about the first fleet.

- she will likely lounge about a pool with Lily or mill around the shops while dear pj works on so hard. When film is finished, she will tell you all how hard she worked and how much fun it was.

- celebrity dinners. No pics though but she will tell us all about it.

- she will ponder on how Australia is so different. No masks needed when out and about. So different to London. She will congratulate us and make suggestions that it is because of her ideas that Australia never really faced the harsh brutality of covid.

- few beach pics. Nature pics thrown in so she doesn't appear too shallow and materialistic.

- she will meet some friend. A BFF. They will click and be friends for life (well at least until her flight back to blighty). Could be Scott Morrison!

- she will return home. Missed silver may (the duck, I have to look after this kid on....my.....own). Will say there's no place like home. London is the place for her.

- freckled selfies with messy hair.

- punny pun captions.

- she will cook. She will teach Australia how to cook.

Hahahahahahahaha I can see it all on her instagram as you unravel it with words.

I’ve actually met Rosie twice! way back, once on a night out in one of the “luxury” west end clubs. And another on a beach in Cannes! She was with freebie both times ... in Cannes actually didn’t meet her sorry I just saw her they were taking photos together etc about a million for each pose unlike the “caught off guard single click photos” she makes you think they are! The second time I met her a few years after in a club and I actually liked (envied) her back then so I thought “okay go say hi!” And I did and she wasn’t unkind but the first thing she asked me was “so what’s the goss? Anything you’ve heard recently??” ..... I think she might have been slightly inebriated so we can forgive the weird question but who the duck would I have gossip on that you know Rosie?! Shanon from yoga?! Jack from the bar?! And yes that’s my first topic of conversation with a compete bleeping stranger when I go into a club “what’s the gossip? Have you seen or heard anything on the randomers in here I can feed off of?!” ....
Anyway she was alright but it does sound like she likes drama I’ve never asked ANYONE I don’t know “what’s the gossip? Any goss?”
Weeeiiirddd.

 

[Author123]

Oh well, if we have to have her then we will at least have some fun... Let's play Rosie Londoner down under bingo!

- post about quarantine hotel. Even though the government selects which hotel you have to go to, Rosie will get special treatment because she is famous. She will enjoy her five star quarantine with bush tucker breakfasts. It'll be over oh so quickly and she will always fondly look back over the period her little family got to be locked up together, strengthen their bond blah blah blah.

- Scott Morrison will invite her to lunch where she will discuss Australian politics.

- she will be the voice for indigenous Australians and advertise their businesses and speak up for their rights. There'll be 15 consecutive posts on Australian history. Get ready to be educated about the first fleet.

- she will likely lounge about a pool with Lily or mill around the shops while dear pj works on so hard. When film is finished, she will tell you all how hard she worked and how much fun it was.

- celebrity dinners. No pics though but she will tell us all about it.

- she will ponder on how Australia is so different. No masks needed when out and about. So different to London. She will congratulate us and make suggestions that it is because of her ideas that Australia never really faced the harsh brutality of covid.

- few beach pics. Nature pics thrown in so she doesn't appear too shallow and materialistic.

- she will meet some friend. A BFF. They will click and be friends for life (well at least until her flight back to blighty). Could be Scott Morrison!

- she will return home. Missed silver may (the duck, I have to look after this kid on....my.....own). Will say there's no place like home. London is the place for her.

- freckled selfies with messy hair.

- punny pun captions.

- she will cook. She will teach Australia how to cook.

Totally here for the bingo

 

[Gflo93]

I’ve had two Rosie encounters. The first one, I sat very near her at a cirque du soleil performance at the royal Albert hall ages ago (I want to say 2012/13), it was during her super photoshopped years and whilst she is perfectly fine as she is I would say I slightly struggled to realise it was her at first. We were dressed in normal smart clothes as it was a wintery night but she was in the shortest fully beaded/sequinned dress, she has amazing legs I will give her that. She was with a friend, I think one of the brunettes she used to show on the blog. She was pretty unfriendly, we were also stood by her in the ticket queue and she was giving us dirty looks for absolutely no reason. I knew who she was but no one in the group did (I was with my ex-boyfriends family), I can’t explain it she was acting a bit a-list at a family Christmas show.

The second time was when we walked past her posing in front of someone’s house in Notting hill, my husband then and I were living in Holland Park and when we walked past her I remember him saying to me... ‘that’s embarrassing’. I think there is something very jarring when you see these photos being taken in real life! Especially when everyone else is getting on with their day and having to walk around the poser.

I’ve also met PJ at a party at the Saatchi Gallery, it was one of those champagne and canapés parties but the art was harrowing war photography.... he was genuinely really nice and unassuming. Not the ‘fabbbbbbulous dahling’ personality she was using to describe him at the time. He is really tall, I would say 6foot 5 (unless I’m remembering wrong).

Do I have any other goss...ahh well one of my best friends went to Oxford with Pheobes sister, apparently she is lovely and had met pheobe and said she is really nice too.

My parents also live near Rosie’s in Somerset, her dad has his own estate agency and sells the most beautiful homes, I think he is called Roderick Thomas. Her brother was at St Andrew’s (again with a friend) and is apparently reasonably nice, I think his fiancé/wife is relatively normal minus the whole weird family topless swimming pool sesh.

 

[CoraSP]

Wonder if she will take her pa/nanny whatever she was that she took with her to California?

 

[Fineapple]

Oh well, if we have to have her then we will at least have some fun... Let's play Rosie Londoner down under bingo!

- post about quarantine hotel. Even though the government selects which hotel you have to go to, Rosie will get special treatment because she is famous. She will enjoy her five star quarantine with bush tucker breakfasts. It'll be over oh so quickly and she will always fondly look back over the period her little family got to be locked up together, strengthen their bond blah blah blah.

- Scott Morrison will invite her to lunch where she will discuss Australian politics.

- she will be the voice for indigenous Australians and advertise their businesses and speak up for their rights. There'll be 15 consecutive posts on Australian history. Get ready to be educated about the first fleet.

- she will likely lounge about a pool with Lily or mill around the shops while dear pj works on so hard. When film is finished, she will tell you all how hard she worked and how much fun it was.

- celebrity dinners. No pics though but she will tell us all about it.

- she will ponder on how Australia is so different. No masks needed when out and about. So different to London. She will congratulate us and make suggestions that it is because of her ideas that Australia never really faced the harsh brutality of covid.

- few beach pics. Nature pics thrown in so she doesn't appear too shallow and materialistic.

- she will meet some friend. A BFF. They will click and be friends for life (well at least until her flight back to blighty). Could be Scott Morrison!

- she will return home. Missed silver may (the duck, I have to look after this kid on....my.....own). Will say there's no place like home. London is the place for her.

- freckled selfies with messy hair.

- punny pun captions.

- she will cook. She will teach Australia how to cook.

You genius full house if she gets her baps out for a blog post

 

[emm]

You genius full house if she gets her baps out for a blog post

-makes a friend who is also a blogger/influencer who is clearly less interested in the friendship than Rosie is

 

[hello0986]

I guess we will know for sure if she rents their current place or not - it would be financially ridiculous to pay rent for five months for an empty apartment.

Thinking about this, surely home decor content would be an absolute gold mine for her at the moment given her age/demographic? I would therefore guess rented as why would you not embrace showing off a beautiful Notting hill townhouse and probably get it renovated/furnished/decorated for free....

 

[Peggy5]

This guy has just swiped me on bumble and he reminds me of Rosie

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sorry to go back to this - I’m late to this thread! This really looks like Rick Snowdon, he was on the voice a while ago?! He lives round the corner from my mam

edited -his Instagram has confirmed that it is indeed him, you matched with a (very) minor celeb

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

sorry to go back to this - I’m late to this thread! This really looks like Rick Snowdon, he was on the voice a while ago?! He lives round the corner from my mam

edited -his Instagram has confirmed that it is indeed him, you matched with a (very) minor celeb

I wonder if it was actually him or just someone who stole his photos off Instagram and made a fake profile

 

[Peggy5]

I wonder if it was actually him or just someone who stole his photos off Instagram and made a fake profile

Oh yeah I didn’t think of that

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Oh yeah I didn’t think of that

I think it was maybe really him as there was photos on his profile that aren’t on Instagram.

 

[Libertine]

-makes a friend who is also a blogger/influencer who is clearly less interested in the friendship than Rosie is

Someone in the comments has already suggested Courtney Adamo.

I bet Rose would prefer to be temporarily living in a pretty Byron hinterland town like Courtney rather than the tacky Gold Coast, but the NSW/Queensland border keeps closing due to the pandemic so I suppose the Gold Coast it is! I hope she’s packed her fake tan.

 

[Justcyrious]

Wonder if she will take her pa/nanny whatever she was that she took with her to California?

You mean her mum?

 

[CoraSP]

You mean her mum?

Well I'm sure she would be out there too for a little holiday if she didn't have to quarantine
But when she was in Cali she took her English PA out with her to 'help'.

 

[emm]

im still just so baffled how she managed to get there i have australian friends who have been unableto get back for months