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SpindleWhorl
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If you lived here you would have thought at some stage you'd wake up one day, look around you and though you need to do something about this. Perhaps once it all started mounting up it got overwhelming. Apparently the wine bottles were full of urine
Pipsy
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Eurgh illuminati paedophile vibes. Why is there a pod for a child behind a glass wall that faces directly onto an entertaining space? And the pre-pubescent statue over the adult's bed.Bargain
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twilightgarden
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The optimistic ‘Bon appetit!’ in the kitchen made me laughStarter home gang?https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86239734#/?channel=RES_BUY
Sheeeet
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There's a very short list of renovation jobsA lick of paint and it’ll be grand
What a lovely setting.
1) Outside
2) Inside
lozelizabethx
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10 bedroom detached house for sale in Waternook, Howtown, Penrith, Cumbria, CA10 for £6,000,000. Marketed by Savills, York
Wow the view
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5 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in The Beeches, Worsley Road, South Swinton, Manchester, M27 0YE, M27 for £900,000. Marketed by Millbrooke Estate Agents, Worsley
I judge a property according to whether or not I could picture a bizarre murder happening in it in Midsomer. This one passes the test.
Falkor
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Reagent
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Many years ago I had a ginger cat. We lived in a new build right next door to the show house.the builders were Wimpy. At that time their adverts always included a ginger cat. The salesman told me my cat used to sleep on the bed in the showhouse. Lots of prospective buyers thought he was part of the advertising campaign so he was happy to let him snooze on the beds!
SpindleWhorl
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Presuming I won the Euromillions to afford it, I'd hire a team of fit young men to do the gardening. I'd then buy a nice dressing gown to spill out of at strategic momentsI hate gardening, I might tarmac it
BlackberryScience
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The pictures 
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Zulkraa
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The makeshift TV standIf you do one thing today, please watch the property video for this house
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5 bedroom detached house for sale in The Laurels, Watling Street, Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire, LU7 for £700,000. Marketed by Just-Knock, Powered by Keller Williams, Covering Bedfordshire
rainbowlemon
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For first time buyers in London.
"Large cottage with classic country cottage styling. Detailed interior features. Full height door and 4 windows with shutters that open and close easily" .
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Hope you paid by credit card. I would double check the T&Cs of your booking.
"Large cottage with classic country cottage styling. Detailed interior features. Full height door and 4 windows with shutters that open and close easily" .
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Umm… I have a hotel stay booked in here for a couple of months time!! WTF
Hope you paid by credit card. I would double check the T&Cs of your booking.
prozacprincess
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The guy in the mirror is giving me serial killer vibesPosted this on house buying but thought would share here toohttps://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/d...aa92947ea54e6fb579e3b2b857a6df8648c3e51204e6a
Some People!
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Not really relevant, but rich folk sometimes do some canny stuff:
I know a very affluent family with a fairly big house with loads of thatched roof who put a family friend's kid through the course/ apprenticeship to become a heritage thatcher (?) and paid for his first year of insurance or rates or whatever setup he needed to become a thatcher, all with the understanding that once qualified he would do all their thatching in perpetuity for free/ cost. His work is really beautiful and he's in high demand. All of their outbuildings and hen house have various levels of practice thatch on them
This is the kind of Benevolent Lord Of The Manor shit I'd be up to if I could afford these beautiful houses!
Zulkraa
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Cottagecore
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Cottage for sale with 2 bedrooms, Calbourne, Isle of Wight
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kev1974
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Hate it when they're too lazy to add a floorplan to the listingIf anyone want to own a Grade II Listed piece of history.
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Property for sale in Former Public Telephone Kiosk, 30b New Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1BN, BN1 for £31,500. Marketed by Strettons Auctions, London
Zulkraa
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Mary Berry’s house:
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Not doxxing her it was in the article I read
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9 bedroom detached house for sale in Church Road, Penn, High Wycombe, HP10 for £3,500,000. Marketed by Bovingdons, Beaconsfield
Not doxxing her it was in the article I read
kev1974
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Whitbread Inns called, they want all their "instantly decorate your entire pub with tat" kits back
TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo
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But whatever could the matter be? It can't be the bizarrely arranged pine furniture (nice flat rolling surfaces in easy reach), it definitely can't be the completely normal and not so tiny arachnid on the wall...ahh, it must be the ENTIRE room of Taz'sFound on Twitter.
I am so uncomfortable rn
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2 bedroom house for sale in Hans Road, Liverpool, L4 for £79,950. Marketed by JD Estates, Liverpool
