Rebecca Lamb #92 tree is sparse, big lying arse, operation? all a farce

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Rebecca Ellen lamb #93 cooks her roasties on the radiator.
 
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I’m guessing that Beaver has said to Beggy that since the Tenners debacle, and his ticking off - he doesn’t want to participate in her stories, and will only do an obligatory “family” picture if it’s something he agrees to first. I think he knows that’s she’s making a complete tit of herself for all and sundry to see….
As long as he can drive round in his brum brum cars and ogle the ladies on his boys night out he’s a happy chappy.
 
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Beggy and her two young sons are all alone in big, cold, scary house in the middle of nowhere.
Cut off from society by snow storms and high winds, they are huddled by the fire on Christmas Eve (roasting potatoes by firelight) when the door bursts open.
Here's Beaver!

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Beggy and her two young sons are all alone in big, cold, scary house in the middle of nowhere.
Cut off from society by snow storms and high winds, they are huddled by the fire on Christmas Eve (roasting potatoes by firelight) when the door bursts open.
Here's Beaver!

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Omg I read that I thought what happens next!!! I need to know 🤣🤣
 
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I think maybe she doesn’t have an oven that works or doesn’t know how to use the aga? Hence all the slow cooker all the bloody time and anaemic roast bitatoes all the time?? Probably can’t afford to buy one either
 
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Where’s beaver??

Why is she unhappy??

Hmmmmmm not all is happy in beaver towers is it!!!!!
 
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Forgot to roast her potatoes again 🤣 I remember seeing them for the 1st time a while ago and I thought it was chicken 🤣 pmsl. I'd be fuming if I got served those. 😤 imagine if she was served those at a carvery. No wonder she never has family around for a Sunday dinner 🤣
 
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For the price of a Chanel bag she could buy a working second hand aga…. So shouldn’t really be an issue for her. It clearly doesn’t work, their house is always freezing and she only ever makes meals that can be made on a hob or slow cooker….
 
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Looks like she's been crying again on her stories. Reading the comments you can't delete on Tesco's account?
 
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She’s getting more of a roasting on Instagram than her anemic potatoes ever have!!!!!!!!
 
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Just watched secrets of MLM! Wow , just wow! I think her and Beaver have split up. That would explain his absence, her looking like she's been crying in every pic and the pic of Alfie with the caption "mummy loves you"!
 
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I’m sure on her recent ‘what’s your favourite Christmas food’ story she said how much she loved sprouts. Where the duck were the sprouts on her Tesco ad ‘Christmas dinner’??? She dressed like one but couldn’t be arsed to buy and cook any!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Rebecca Ellen lamb #93 no effing clue how to cook a roast potato, instead you’ll find her on pornhub practicing fellatio

🤣🤣🤣🤣 very loose rhyming with potato there
 
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