Rebecca Lamb #92 tree is sparse, big lying arse, operation? all a farce

[Ruby’s mum]

imagine being someone who has sex every night but not able to spell orgasm She’s so thick it hurts my brain. I bought it once and this “it suits everyone” is a lie. It made me look like a whore in a window with a red light

To be fair if I was having nightly sex with Beaver I don’t think I’d be familiar with the word ‘orgasm’ either

 

[Uglybetty12]

Saying there gluten free, like she’s not allowed to eat gluten but is eating them with pasta? Make it make sense please

 

[Legsallegra]

Ok Beggy, as your own mother isn’t giving you advice, or you’re too big and clever to take it, this is what you should do. Instead of “treating yourself” again and again go to Dunelm. Buy the boys two duvets each, one 15 tog and one 5 tog,a brushed cotton bedding set each, a hot water bottle each, and a teddy fleece blanket each. I’m saying each so you’re not tempted to make them share!
Put the 5 tog duvet under the bottom sheet, make the bed as normal with the 15 tog duvet and then add the teddy fleece. Just before they go to bed put the hot water bottles in their beds. This will keep them toasty and warm and hopefully they can sleep. In the Summer you can put the 15 tog duvets away, (after you’ve washed them!) and use the 5 tog duvet on top! If I were you I’d also consider giving them something warming for tea, not pizza or chips!
If you like I can send you all the links hunipot because I know you think people are too stupid to find things online without your help ( and afilate link)
Hope this helps!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Her "show off" Christmas table advert for Tesco looks like a Salvation Army advert.

She couldn't influence my cat to shit in next doors flower bed

Crappy dingle. Crap.

 

[Sticky One]

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Rebecca Lamb #93 Here’s a Chanel bag I aren’t buying, I’m still a size 10 hunny I aren’t lying.

Tried to do one with her boiled potatoes but my mind is blank

 

[Clementine]

Why does this look like she’s in an open coffin at the undertakers?

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Can you imagine her arresting someone? "Don't you feel like dead guilty to your family for doin' drugs n' stuff? I'm arresting you because I'm a police lady and I have power to arrest you so that is why I'm arresting you".

 

[ContentCrunch]

 

[Poosh]

Ffs

 

[majestic26]

Hiiii everywun, happy Sundehhhh, hope yer all okehhhh. I've just finished putting the pH back in mah skin, cos mah skin had no pH, so I had to put it back in. Then I'm doin a rerrrst todeh for me n the boys, I'm just about to show my Tesco bitatoes a picture of the oven and then they'll be readeh to eat, seerrrrr yummeh. Hope you all have a great dehhh, I'll be back later because my engagement is shit so I'll do a fake Q&A because my engagement is shit so I'll do a fake Q&A.

 

[Bobbiewilson]

Won’t wear primark Ugg’s but will wear primark converse

 

[Win]

She didn’t buy loads of Christmas treats because she won’t be able to eat them. YOU HAVE TWO KIDS AND A BLOB FISH BEGS ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

 

[Longtimelurker10]

When you complain to brands DON’T get personal, it feeds into the troll narrative. Stick to facts, and things that would bring brands reputation into disrepute, rather than opinions. We can say she’s a shit mum, can’t cook, loves herself etc but brands won’t care about that and you will look like a troll.

Focus on;
- Steve’s racist tweets
- Steve’s fatophobic tweets
- Rebecca’s Covid denial
- Their unsolicited naked photo posting and shaming of an innocent woman.
- Her Pornhub appearance.

It’s the only way to ensure we come across as concerned customers rather than trolls

 

[Imhere123]

I just watched the YouTube, struggled to get through it! She’s so boring.

Had to share this though. She was showing her mug she bought from home bargains & she said it’s got a ‘ruh for Rebecca’

 

[Chatchatchat]

THE TATAS!!!!!! Noooooo. This is a crime against Roast tates. That’s absolutely shameful

 

[Oohthedrama]

Hiya everywoneee, welcome back to me littul channel Christmas decorations charity drive.
See, I’m driving.

Side note, I’m really worried about that tree, it looks like he’s lost more weight.
really hope the Hobsons (oh and Rebecca Lamb) have put all the sharp objects away and locked the medicine cabinet

please text #hiyaeveywon to 46853 to donate a bauble to the dales psychiatric/old folks home care home facility, you can help the Hobsons (oh and Rebecca lamb) decorate that little tree of misery for free.

Free. The Lamb way

 

[BettyCrockerr]

She’s getting more of a roasting on Instagram than her anemic potatoes ever have!!!!!!!!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

View attachment 897533Saying there gluten free, like she’s not allowed to eat gluten but is eating them with pasta? Make it make sense please

When making a pasta bake with sausages - you generally chop the sausages up, into chunks…!
What the fuck is she on, why can’t she get basic simple tasks right? Everything she touches is a disaster, she makes an arsehole out of every single thing she turns her hand at.

 

[Uglybetty12]

If you have no heating and huddled around the fire at 10pm, you’d have just brought their mattresses down and had a sleepover in the living room next to the fire wouldn’t you! Made it fun and exciting for them. Woody was probably cold as well as feeling poorly. Who cares if you as an adult got no sleep, as long as your children were warm and comfortable who cares..

 

[Oohthedrama]

You’re all such trolls, I Rebecca Hobso Lamb went from meh dreams of being a police laydeh.. a laydeh in the like.. the police and stuff.
to the dizzying heights of the Asda cereal isles,
and like, that was pre self service days so i ‘ad to learn how to weight out the tato’s and nanas and work meh way from the ground up,
You fuckers don’t know what it’s like to then get pregnant, buy copious amounts of Poundland shit and post it online, all before being a boss ass bitch and joining a pyramid scheme.

my boys are so proud of meh

and my nana would have…..
bought me like, little biscuits if she was still alive.