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Hello Tattlers, missed out on the Woeful World of Beggy Dingle lately as frankly she bores me!
Brief recap of the last thread:
> As the thread title implies Rebecca made a total hash of her ‘Christmas‘ advert with Studio… dull drab and grey much like her, with an Easter themed tablecloth rather than a Christmas one…
> Her ‘wild’ cat tiger had kittens and the kittens are now moving into their new homes at 7 weeks of age, this is irresponsible cos the kittens are too young to leave their mum yet.
> We were treated to another gallstone flare up, but not just any flare up, a Beggy Dingle flare up which means you are in agonehhhh but of course not too much agonehhhh so you can still take plenty of selfies of your tango orange face and spider lashes of course, she also said that lying on her front in the bath helped, on the one hand this gives tattlers the unsavoury image of Begga‘s baboon arse floating in the tub, on the other though at least her bi-annual wash is done and dusted so swings and roundabouts innit.
> Rebecca fancied herself as the long lost sister of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, wearing a puke-green tracksuit… the ‘heroes in a hard shell’, she said… the only hard shell around here is her brain…
> After only just coming back from Tenners Begga is now off to Centre Parcs, this means Alfie has now had two/three weeks of schooling before being taken out again.
If I have missed anything feel free to discuss it/add it in, and Tattle on I’m sure we’ll have plenty to discuss now that she’s in centre parcs.
Hello Tattlers, missed out on the Woeful World of Beggy Dingle lately as frankly she bores me!
Brief recap of the last thread:
> As the thread title implies Rebecca made a total hash of her ‘Christmas‘ advert with Studio… dull drab and grey much like her, with an Easter themed tablecloth rather than a Christmas one…
> Her ‘wild’ cat tiger had kittens and the kittens are now moving into their new homes at 7 weeks of age, this is irresponsible cos the kittens are too young to leave their mum yet.
> We were treated to another gallstone flare up, but not just any flare up, a Beggy Dingle flare up which means you are in agonehhhh but of course not too much agonehhhh so you can still take plenty of selfies of your tango orange face and spider lashes of course, she also said that lying on her front in the bath helped, on the one hand this gives tattlers the unsavoury image of Begga‘s baboon arse floating in the tub, on the other though at least her bi-annual wash is done and dusted so swings and roundabouts innit.
> Rebecca fancied herself as the long lost sister of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, wearing a puke-green tracksuit… the ‘heroes in a hard shell’, she said… the only hard shell around here is her brain…
> After only just coming back from Tenners Begga is now off to Centre Parcs, this means Alfie has now had two/three weeks of schooling before being taken out again.
If I have missed anything feel free to discuss it/add it in, and Tattle on I’m sure we’ll have plenty to discuss now that she’s in centre parcs.