Rebecca Lamb #77 wishes she had travelled as many miles as her hairline this year

[Llamabama]

I can just imagine this ‘chat’ about drugs..

So guyzzzzz *sniff* drugs are realleh bad n stuff *sniff* and you shouldn’t take them *sniff* so ah want to say to all ma young followers *sniff* don’t take drugs because they ruin your life *sniff* and they aren’t cool *sniff* just look at me *sniff* I’ve never taken again drugs in ma life and I’ve managed to poach sumwun else’s boyfriend and trap him with 2 kids *sniff* and I have a house in the DALES that I make out is suh amazing but is shite and falling to pieces *sniff* so say no to drugs kidz cuz they’re bad

 

[freakshake]

No Beggy it’s not the Airlines that makes the rules about testing for holidays it’s the Government you really are a thick twat

 

[Frenchie]

Her latest post on IG stories, ‘we only use 100% British beef from our butchers.........

no you don’t you get all your meat from Aldi!!! We’ve seen the hauls!

 

[peachhes]

I wonder if she will buy the boys some £1 primark t shirts for their holiday

My boy wears £1 Primark tops but we can’t afford much else so haven’t really got a choice we’re skint but he’s 100% better dressed than Alfie & Woody! He’s got every bit of clothing he could need in the RIGHT SIZE!

 

[Banquos_Ghost]

I love how she has 'travel' in her bio. She only ever goes to tenerife or Spain The one time they went to a less touristy part of Spain they couldn't cope so they moved back to a tourist hot spot within a few hours and were on the main strip with the other Brits abroad, looking for a Chinese restaurant to eat at. Couldnt make this shit up

 

[Poosh]

Omg why is this Rebegga

 

[BettyCrockerr]

“Always been a water baby” WHAT because you used to swim in a pool on a holiday! That’s like me saying “I love watching Casualty” and thinking “I should have been a Dr” She’s still talking absolute drivel then

Goes swimming once, thinks she’s Michael Phelps

akways been a water baby aye - but never ever actually goes to a swimming pool in the UK, never goes to the beach in the UK and has never shown any interest in taking her kids to swimming lessons….!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Jesus fucking Christ. She really does not have the legs for those shorts!!!! Her legs are like tree trunks.

that “dress” from Zara looks like the kind of thing a middle aged lady might wear for a “special” night with her ageing hubby - yknow, pop a few Viagra, get the slinky nighty on, turn the lights of kind of thing for the over 50s….!

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

Just because you’ve not got a piece of cloth suffocating your clam packet giving you thrush, it does not mean you could’ve sized down. It just fits.

 

[Merclady]

ok, who said that?

 

[Bobbiewilson]

Great start - she can’t spell question

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Is this the same person

I think you'll find the one on the right is actually a wotsit.

 

[peachhes]

But I bet you don't get you're nails done all the time. Or pt sessions, hair done, new clothes weekly. 3 new cars in the past year. Shit tatty earrings and a purse. Eat out every other day....
I bet your son is still well dressed and his clothes are clean and well fitted. Bet he is well loved. It doesn't matter where the clothes are from or how much they are it matters how he looks and how loved he is. Like people have pointed out her children look scruffy poor boys

No I bloody wish literally none of my clothes fit me because I spend most of my money on clothes for my son. The rest of it goes on food/toiletries/cleaning stuff like a normal parent. Haven’t had my nails done for years, not been on holiday since 2016, had my hair trimmed last year which cost £15. The worst thing for me is she sees absolutely nothing wrong with the way she behaves…. Buying herself designer bits yet her kids are wearing old ill fitting clothing? I’d give every last penny to my son if it meant he’d be fed/dressed, she obviously doesn’t feel the same!

 

[AC_23]

I’ve got a few topics;

1. Influencers that photoshop themselves so much.
2. Parents that don’t acknowledge that their children are on the spectrum and refuse to get them help.
3. And this is what I really want to hear your opinion on - RACISM. Talk about racism Rebecca, talk about how racist Steve is.

No one wants to hear about your grotty sex in your unwashed bed sheets. You can’t talk about friendships because you don’t have any.

Also talk about why your teeth are fluorescent yellow in those stories when you man owns a teeth whitening business

Can we also add;

- women’s experience in the workplace after having children
- child exploitation online
- gender stereotypes in the home

would LOVE to hear her expert opinion on those topics

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Who remembers when she was filming Alfie in the bathroom when he had chicken pox. (Almost 2 years ago) She was putting oats in a sock to put in the bath, woody reached up to touch the sock and this Bitch rolled her eyes and ELBOWED him in the face to move him away. I’ve never wanted to spin someone’s jaw as much as when I saw that.

 

[Clarity456]

I must also say, I understand young single girls going to Mykonos, Marbella etc want to get in good shape.... But like:

1. she's got herself into this mess over a period of 2-3 years of eating whatever chocolate, cake, biscuits, maccies she wants and calling it "moderashun".
2. The holiday is apparently because the boys have been asking to go on a plane and jump in the pool.
3. Judging by the price she's quoted, it's a lower 3 star family hotel in Tenerife. There'll be 70 year olds and young kids there. Its not Ocean Beach Ibiza or Love Island. I doubt anyone there will give 2 hoots whether someone's wasting away or 32 stone.

With all that in mind, I really don't get why she's so focussed on "looking good in a bikini" In 7-8 weeks in the family hotel in Tenerife...It's actually mental like why is it actually even a concern to her?

Would make more sense if she explained she's seen the pics of herself last night, didn't realise she looked that big and is now concerned for her health, but no, her thong bikini is always the main concern odd odd odd

 

[Griggsy39]

Regarding the drink driving,I know somebody who used to work with Steve and he says don’t be fooled,the drinks are just for the gram. Steve is such a petrolhead he would never risk losing his licence. Apparently even on lads nights out he would drive and keep his keys on the bar next to him so everyone could see what car he had . Also liked to keep sober so he could talk to girls and bore them about his car/offer them lifts home. He said it’s most likely shandy in the pics,or literally just a pint for the photo,then he won’t drink it. Rebecca also isn’t much of a drinker by all accounts,literally just drinks her 5 per cent Echo Falls for the gram. I can believe this too, they seem that pathetic….

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Omg that poor boy has his dad's beaver teeth!!!! As if he hasn't got enough to deal with by having the cast of fraggle rock as his family but to get those two front teeth too!

Alfie is in dire need of so much support. With his educational needs, his teeth, his diet, his speech, his movement… He really does need to be assessed, why is she failing him so much??

 

[Bobbiewilson]

THAT’S what she chose to wear hahahahahahahahahaha

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oh and tiny begs, your mate is smaller in both directions hun

 

[Apple In My Pie]

I got blocked by Rebecca on my first account for accusing her of favouritism, petty of me? perhaps but this was when she was clearly blatantly favouring Alfie over Woody and it made her look shitty, I only told her the truth lol
I then got blocked by both Rebecca and Steve on my second account for informing them (kindly enough!) about the pornhub camel toe video - again don't think I did anything wrong here and I don't think I deserved a blocking for that, I the tables were turned and Rebecca was informing me she'd seen my fanny gasping for breath on the hub I would have been mortified lol
I THEN got blocked again by Rebecca on my third account for the despicable crime of voting no on her poll
By the time I got onto my fourth account instagram had brought that feature into effect that means if you're blocked by an influencer on one account any subsequent accounts you make are automatically blocked by them