Rebecca Lamb #36 Magic mirror makes her slimmer, but when will Steve get a decent dinner

[ChubClubThug]

Yeah she tries to appeal to that market, but that's just not who she is deep down... she sees herself as 1000x more beautiful and sexy than the average mum

So she posts pics like the below which obvs is not really in keeping with the "normal mum who's has a bad day image" but then she's not got the size 10 body of a glamour model or Towie star that she wishes she did so she just looks like a massive tit realises this, reverts back to the normal mum persona before repeating

"pretty smart" absolutely not hun

Leg open in her undies... on her family Instagram page,sponsored by Channel mum. I would be so knowing that Steve's dad, Steve's mates or anyone could see that. Of course you can still be sexy if you have had children, you don't need a perfect body either, but bloody hell it's obvious the angle she's going for on this pic. She needs to pick a lane it's just gross.

 

[Leeeelouuu]

Should he not already know how to do this?
My niece is 6 in a few months and has been able to write birthday cards for a year now? She’s got so much better since going into year 1 but she would piss all over this?

I think he's left handed, I know that's no excuse really for his age, but maybe he struggles a bit

 

[Cooper123]

Yeah she tries to appeal to that market, but that's just not who she is deep down... she sees herself as 1000x more beautiful and sexy than the average mum

So she posts pics like the below which obvs is not really in keeping with the "normal mum who's has a bad day image" but then she's not got the size 10 body of a glamour model or Towie star that she wishes she did so she just looks like a massive tit realises this, reverts back to the normal mum persona before repeating

"pretty smart" absolutely not hun

I wouldn’t even post a pic like this as a dare! Imagine shoving your fanny up to the camera and staring at yourself like that. Said it before, unless you’re drop dead gorgeous (which she isn’t) you can’t pull that kinda tit off

 

[Woodoo]

how the duck do her sheep not see through her?! She uploaded that latest vomit inducing selfie for
no other reason than the fact she thinks she looks fantastic in it and wants adoring comments and likes. The caption literally means nothing... she’s such a prick, I can’t even with her.

And what’s the point of uploading a selfie about “we get so caught up in thinking we need a pretty face” when she has uploaded that picture quite literally because she thinks she has a pretty face.. bleeping cock womble

 

[Poosh]

She’s not even nice

 

[Cooriedoon]

‘Be humble’ - next story is a share of someone saying how amazing she is. That is not being humble hun.

First thing that came to my mind too. She has no idea how to be humble
Couldn’t pay me enough to live her life personally. Gives me nightmares. And looks wise.. she’s a good looking girl, but nothing special. No offence to her.

 

[Jossstickjunky]

No you're right. Also Friday needs a capital letter.

That is what I mean. All the other days have capitals.

 

[Mavismcfield]

First thing that came to my mind too. She has no idea how to be humble
Couldn’t pay me enough to live her life personally. Gives me nightmares. And looks wise.. she’s a good looking girl, but nothing special. No offence to her.

She probably doesn't know what humble means!

 

[Foolmeonce]

And looks wise.. she’s a good looking girl, but nothing special. No offence to her.

She WAS a good looking girl. In that Q&A posted on here yesterday, she actually came across as someone quite nice, both in looks and demeanour.
I don't know what has happened to her since then, but I don't think she is likeable at all now.
I can find no redeeming features in her whatsoever.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly cuts to the bone.

 

[Unknown3]

Never known anyone with such a need for validation

 

[Oohthedrama]

I keep thinking this says “Easy Flaps” and it’s a swipe up link to her pornhub.

 

[Jossstickjunky]

I think he's left handed, I know that's no excuse really for his age, but maybe he struggles a bit

I have got 2 left handers and niether if them struggled with writing. My son does hook write but his writing is lovely.

 

[Foolmeonce]

I keep thinking this says “Easy Flaps” and it’s a swipe up link to her pornhub.

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Looking at the 2 pictures side by side on her insta:
Pornhub poser or prissy prim.

 

[Mum123]

I honestly thought it was woodys writing! Why is she clapping and proud that her 6 year old has wrote that?! I would be proud if it was woody but honestly it’s like a 4 year olds writing.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Looking at the 2 pictures side by side on her insta:
Pornhub poser or prissy prim.

mummy of two boys who enjoys getting the girls out

and before anyone gets annoyed I’m not saying because she’s a mum she can’t get her baps out, I just don’t need a low cut up close view in the middle of my Aldi haul.

it puts me off my 8 pack of twirls.

 

[LauraC35]

Don’t kick me off Tattle you bastards but I’ve cooked this tonight Rebecca Fanny Craddock may have given me the idea and it was tasty I didn’t get my tits or ass out whilst I was cooking it though so there’s always a plus side to everything

 

[BettyCrocker]

Don’t kick me off Tattle you bastards but I’ve cooked this tonight Rebecca Fanny Craddock may have given me the idea and it was tasty I didn’t get my tits or ass out whilst I was cooking it though so there’s always a plus side to everything

Please tell me you had it with something normal like bolognese sauce and not spam soup or bleeping tuna brine & spinach?! Did you cook it in a slow cooker and divide 1 pack between 4?!!!

 

[Oohthedrama]

Has she bought either of these since advertising them....

 

[Lavender425]

I honestly thought it was woodys writing! Why is she clapping and proud that her 6 year old has wrote that?! I would be proud if it was woody but honestly it’s like a 4 year olds writing.

If that is the level of his handwriting though, that's where he's at. We've all said he is almost definitely behind his peers in terms of academia so this could be a genuine achievement in handwriting for him? Obviously Rebecca doesn't help him any at all, writing in mixed case

 

[blondeconverted]

Anyone seen the latest three tiktoks? The way she looks at herself in the camera makes me want to put pins in my eyes