First thing, I don't think anything in topshop mens section will fit the boys till theyre in their teens at least beggy
Also, I think her main concern - given that Alfies doing reception work when he's in year 1, and has missed AT A MINIMUM 3 weeks worth of school anyways to go to tenerife, menorca, thomas land and centre parcs, not counting the times he's been off for chicken pox and when he's "snotteh" - should be to get Alfeh back to education pronto.
Why would he keep asking to go on a plane?! They go on holiday about twice a year....she thinks if she says Alfie is asking that gives her an excuse to be parading her cellulitey arse and rolls round a TUI all inclusive in Tenerife as soon as she can
Also, unlikely, but supposing their hen and stags go ahead how can she now miraculously afford to take the boys on holiday as well now, when she was making out she's on the brink of poverty cos not enough people were liking her ads?
she really is a bellend, jesus christ!