Rebecca Lamb #25 Mugged off by Jet2 for my beg, don't you know I'm a local celeb

[WillowM]

This is sooo Rebecca

 

[Lars Guinard]

Calm down Begropolitan Police! New Scotlamb Yard
It doesn’t CLEARLY prove who the person is because I could set up an Instagram account under the name BeccaLamb ...doesn’t mean anything though.
If anyone has any further information...

 

[yellowmellow]

“Thought I’d share some pretty wallpapers”

WHY??? Has she got nothing better to do? She’s spent time going out of her way to find those and then posting them to her stories and for what reason? Is this what constitutes work to her? Does she think she’s realleh buseh and working really hard when she does ridiculous stuff like this? It’s a Sunday, both her kids are at home and she’s wasting her life reposting people who think she’s hilarious to make herself feel better and giving out wallpaper ideas... Not being funny Reb but my wallpaper on my phone is my kids! I don’t need your random flowers cheers

 

[Jambojambo]

fuck me i go for a shower and rebs turned into jessica fucking fletcher get down you silly cow pop your nose back in your notebook

 

[yellowmellow]

“This isn’t bothering me whatsoever” well what are you posting about it for then you absolute cockwomble

 

[Cooriedoon]

credit where credit is due here.. she’s changed her hair colour, taken woody out more than once this week, and now made something in the slow cooker from scratch. I’m not going to pick at her for trying.
now if we can just get her to stop begging..

Seriously though, maybe she is starting to take note of what she reads here!

 

[Cocoboo]

It’s Wagatha Christie all over again but without the wags

This is SLAGatha Christie

 

[Cooriedoon]

Right I’m gonna come out and say it... I actually find Steve quite attractive I think he dumbs himself down for that clown.
I’m going to go hang my head in shame now

wash those eyes out he reminds me of someone collecting money at the waltzers when the fair comes to town. And my ex. He is the spitting imagine of my very nasty ex, so I probably hold that against him which isn’t his fault

 

[virgofalls]

We just know she’s currently in her dungeon, with her ring light set up taking 100198484843939 selfies of herself to reveal her new hair. She’ll have reapplied her makeup especially and will be eye fucking the camera as best she can. Oooh she’ll be stressing right out about getting the right shot and the perfect caption that’ll go something like “I feel like I’m back. I feel like myself again”

 

[KfBr]

Do her nails piss anyone else off or just me?

 

[Chitterchat]

If she knew who it was why would she say ‘any more info come forward’ why’s she acting like there’s a murder investigation. Bless her she’s even too thick to sound convincing.

 

[Jambojambo]

Fuck off bev ya bag

i think id cry and not want to be touched if michael jackson was in my face when i woke up

 

[Chitterchat]

Her LinkedIn should have been a tumbleweed given she’s never had a longlasting job

 

[Jambojambo]

You make my life, I wish we were real life friends

oh bless you i dont like to blow my own trumpet an all that ya know but im a fucking diamond, a bit overly giddy on the gin but im the kinda gal that will hold your kebab for you and not eat It whilst you’re throwing your ring up ....awwww i wanna meet you all lets have a tattle party

 

[Oohthedrama]

10am and she’s already got 1 of her 5 a day in!!

Hope she balances it out with a Milky Way and 6/8 Maryland’s #balanced

 

[Chavlove]

Put this shit on high for 3 hours, low for 6 or could just do it on the hob in 20 minutes since you’ll be at home you thick bint.

 

[Worldsaway]

New thread suggestion: was Marbs, now Tenerife, is next weeks food going to be chewna, ehggs and cornbeeeeeef

 

[Casperron]

Imagining time travelling from the past into the present. It’s the year 2020. Rebecca Lamb, of the Yorkshire dales, in the Yorkshire dales, is on her way to work. She enters her office. She begins life changing work, writing her weekly FOOD shop. One leak. 2 sorin. 3 Gnooci. When it arrives, she removes the snacks from the packaging and stores them in plastic boxes. Job done. Mission complete. This is revolutionary.

 

[Fridgepicker]

Just settling in for the updates with a cup of tea, and a chocolate mousse, and a doughnut, and 6 cookies

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Saw this and thought of Ellehhh