Rebecca Lamb #25 Mugged off by Jet2 for my beg, don't you know I'm a local celeb

[alexm1993]

You’ve let me down guys. How have none of us noticed the fake tan line on her hand

 

[Lurkylongtime]

Can we just talk about how disgusting the old slow cooker was does she clean the outside filth

 

[Bec3007]

2 years ago - Lovely house in what seemed like a nice location, left the house often, Steve worked and earned a decent wage, 2 children, 2 dogs, relatively decent content most weeks, hair and face actually looked okay.

Now - Dump for a house in a rural location away from society, rarely leaves the house, Steve left his job and now either works cash in hand or paints a wall here and there for Rebecca, 2 children one of which she favourites, 2 dogs (one for the gram), SHITE content that’s bad enough to make you want to gouge your eyeballs out and her hair and face is beyond ruined.

Surely they can see this house move ruined their lives? It’s okay to hold your hands up and say we made a big mistake.

 

[Sp20191]

What the fuck does a snail eat?
Best thing I've read this week.

Greens! (Rebecca If you’re reading that’s spinach/lettuce/watercress etc!) and cuttlefish!

It’s a giant African snail btw...I haven’t just taken one out of the garden

 

[Bobbiewilson]

Anyone who fancies 2SS please get in the bin. *rings shame bell*

SHAME

 

[Becks2j]

Sometimes it seems she can’t do right from wrong on this thread, this week she’s taken woody out which is what everyone has been saying for months, she’s tried cooking a curry that isn’t a jar and it still isn’t good enough, I mean I know she should be doing these things anyway but this week she’s actually doing things that we’ve been saying for months!

And no I don’t like defending her but honestly she has tried this week x

Very well said! I’m all for having a laugh at the Monday food shops etc and comedy gold like chuckney () but I don’t think a trip to the cinema warrents a ‘poor kids’ comment x

 

[Hazology]

I love my body and I'm proud of it...... 2 minutes later. "I want a boob job"
Oh just fuck off dumb arse.

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

Where was the ‘leak’...

 

[Jambojambo]

whats with the elongated head he looks like a fucking ape

 

[alexm1993]

Why are people putting loads of laughing faces and saying how funny it is? It’s not remotely funny

 

[PeachySher]

Anyone else jump on here as soon as they saw that latest post

I do think it’s mad that her LinkedIn version is just shoving some glasses on , bet she feels so professional at her little cute desk with her super cute glasses on, tucking into her yummy coconut tuna egg bread on her lunch break

 

[PeachySher]

I’ve just finished my makeup using all rebecca’s favourite iconic products, I’m so glowy, white and orange at the same time it’s wonderful. My chin is really popping, hee hee

just sitting down to tuck in to the latest Slagatha Christie updates

 

[Highlandlass]

So much sniffing in the Q and A video

She wouldn’t go to the Maldives as she would be so bored and needs to be busy lol ok says the girl who goes on all inclusive holidays to Tenerife

 

[Yourvoiceisgrating]

I’ve just told my boss that I won’t be in tomorrow I’ll be busy making lists I’ve also told him that by the time I get back I want a new ladder desk from ikea with little cactus in pots and pretty photo frames AND he had better get me a pen with a big fuck off sparkly jewel on the top as well or he will be doing his own fucking accounts going forward

 

[carebear123]

Her q&a on YouTube jesus christ I've just wasted nearly half a hour listening to her go on and on about pointless shit.

Questions I'd like to ask
Did Steve cheat?
When are you going to trap Steve into the 3rd baby?
When are you getting a REAL job?
why do you feed your kids crap?
Why do you favour Alfie over woody?

THE LIST IS ENDLESS

 

[Pussy Galore]

I'm dead

 

[reader87123]

No one cares about you sorting your dishwasher, no one cares about your shit food 'recipes', no one cares about you doing the bloody Disney filter a thousand times, no one cares about your minging hair, no one cares about your crappy videos with your limited vocabulary, no one cares where you want to go on holiday, no one cares about your filthy pit of a house, no one cares that you live in the fucking Yorkshire dales and yet all of this you bang on about and repeat several times a week. So actually, I'll take the Dolly Parton challenges.

Imagine being so fucking thick that she's completely unaware that she does the exact same thing - jumps on the latest trend, bores people to death, etc.

 

[DoolinEnnis]

Seems that Tattle is getting some good press! Another mention of Elleh dishwasher sh*te content.

 

[mummy2under2]

I buy animal stuff (dog, cat, hamsters, snail ) in bulk as it’s cheaper maybe she does too (probably not )

What the fuck does a snail eat?
Best thing I've read this week.

 

[Sez4msb]

Haha I’m gonna hop in the skip I think ! I’ve been pondering for a while and the towel just tipped me over the edge haha !!