Rebecca Lamb #23 Slippers are grim, education is thin but we’d quiet like more time travelling

[Smum16]

Been lurking on this thread for a while now which I’ve found hilarious! Rebecca went to the local grammar school to me, I don’t know much about her however do know about her “friends”. Her bridesmaid whom she recently went out with over Xmas was in a relationship with the local drug dealer for years before she got into a relationship with the man she is with now. Her and one of her other “friends” (who was also on the night out with Rebecca and her bridesmaid over Xmas) attempted to hit my friend on a night out in Bingley a few years ago. This all stemmed from jealousy. Both of the girls are well known for enjoying white powder on nights out and have a reputation for putting it about.

 

[Highlandlass]

She’s bought rusks for the boys in the food shop what is wrong with this girl

 

[Jambojambo]

We’ve got some fruiteh wheetoooh things whatever they arrrrr
uh it tells you what they are on the box you thick cunt read it

 

[Chavlove]

12 sausages

 

[Beeeceeedeee]

Is she for real?! Mocking love island contestants for using the same vocabulary. She uses 4 words on repeat ffs???!

 

[Jxtx]

Guys, tonight’s the night....posh beans on toast night. Anyone else as excited as me to see this?

 

[Not Today Satan]

I wonder if this is her version of posh beans on toast

 

[mummy2under2]

I’m confused...
Surely she must know that almost the entire country is on a diet after Christmas...why the fuck would you upload a video about glutinous desserts in January!?
Actually baffled she has absolutely no idea about how content should be timed!
Almost as bad as her swimming costume add in November

 

[Dandylion1]

She hasn’t mentioned how much all that crap cost this week. She didn’t mention the cookies she scoffed in the car. No cleaning products or heath products and 4 different types of chicken... just why? And a few carrots and a bunch of bananas, where are the greens?!

They won’t eat the bananas Either she will wait till they go off so she can make a banana cake

 

[Sj888]

I have too much time on my hands this evening but here’s a guide on how to ruin your hair by beckeeh lamb

 

[Ruby’s mum]

I don’t recall ever seeing Weetabix in the weekly shop yet she says they love it as if she’s been buying it for ages. Ad coming up perhaps

 

[Not Today Satan]

Someone give little woody a bloody medal. He looked like he full on knew her pancakes we're gonna be shit so didn't bother even tasting it. The cheeky grin when he put his plate in the sink finished me off

 

[Lsbhg]

“God I miss this hair, can’t wait to go back dark!”
surely she knows it’s not going to be as lovely and thick and shiny as that picture seeing as she’s spent months frying it ginger

 

[Clarity456]

Yesterday was red slop, today was brown slop. Wonder what’s on the menu to be served tomorrow at HMP Dingle.

Oh my goddddddd HMP Dingle, you've killed me off with that

That seriously has to form part of the next thread name, something along the lines of.....

"its 2020 and still no clue as to whats a christdingle, slop on the menu every night at HMP Dingle"

I know theres too many dingles in it but something along them lines lol

 

[Mum123]

Can’t cope this is all I see now

 

[Jxtx]

What’s ‘posh’ beans on toast? Isn’t it just beans in a tin you warm up and put on some toast?

perhaps it’s Heinz beans instead of Tesco own brand?

 

[serenmama]

Someone said thanks for her kids breakfast idea revolutionary, Rebecca Lamb changing the world, two slices of banana at a time

 

[Jambojambo]

I hope woodeh was shouting her because he’d done a massive turd in her fucking manky slippers

she is an absolute fucking clip

 

[Mavismcfield]

It baffles me that she thinks making her bed is being productive, is that not just normal life? I've made my own bed every morning since being about 6, I don't wake up every day and congratulate myself on being so productive for doing it. As for setting up a camera to film yourself doing it

The filler she's got in her cheeks looks so odd, like she's got two bouncy balls under there

 

[Not Today Satan]

Pissing at her being a worm and Alfie being a crab but gorgeous little woody got a swan! Even the filters know she's shit