Rebecca Lamb #19 Fanny lips, shopping trips, all those mince pies are going straight to her hips

[black ripped skinnies]

I'm crying laughing at the Christmas songs
You know, I actually reckon if 2 sausage Steve is reading he's having a chuckle to himself too

PS- Steve mate if you are reading... Get woody a duvet pal!

 

[OhhBacon]

Steve mate, send us a sign. If you’re giggling at this then play the 12days of Christmas song in the background to a story....go on mate, it’ll make our day!

 

[Clarity456]

On the 14th day of Christmas I begged for a freebie, a new slow cooker for meeeeeee!!!!!

I actually picked up a new slow cooker in asda yesterday for £9.99...theres really no excuse....

Ok my turn...

On the 23rd day of xmas my sheeple gave to meeeee, the false belief I am an instagram baddieeeeeee

 

[Chitterchat]

On the 24th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeee, a rushed through wedding and a 2022 divorceeee.

 

[BettyCrocker]

On the 1st day of Christmas Steve gave to meeeeeeeeee......


An annoying itchy STD!!!!!!!!!

 

[Casperron]

On the 25th day of Christmas, my milf wifey gave to me, 2 sausages and a carrot for tea

 

[mummy2under2]

I need real friends like you lot!
Much funnier than my real friends

 

[Motherofcats]

On the 26th day of Christmas, you say ‘everyonesssss been asking meeee...’ another lie to have an affiliate link storyyyyyy!

 

[Sunset]

whorelicks Steve’s ickle sausage #ad

 

[Not Today Satan]

On the 27th day of Christmas my Steve gave to me, a mask that makes me look like LJC

 

[Pussy Galore]

This thread is by far the best

 

[Cooper123]

I see through the grief she is still managing to share stories and show us all her gifted stuff

 

[Opinions Please]

5 sausages for one family

 

[Hazology]

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... some botox syringes to put on the tree, some pork stock cubes and mince for tea and a new duvet for little Woody.

 

[Hlondon86]

I actually picked up a new slow cooker in asda yesterday for £9.99...theres really no excuse....

Ok my turn...

On the 23rd day of xmas my sheeple gave to meeeee, the false belief I am an instagram baddieeeeeee

My fav !!

 

[H8Ellie]

On the 28th day of Christmas, Steve gave to me a bleeping whilst I was dressed as luceeeeee

 

[Apple In My Pie]

On the 29th day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me some migrating filler and lips that look like a fannyyyyyy

 

[Casperron]

On the 30th day of Christmas tattle life gave to me, a recipe to make bolognese properly

 

[Jambojambo]

Popped my head round to catch up

im dead

on the 31st day of christmas insta gave to me, some body positivity for my bellyyy

 

[Snarkypants]

On the 32nd day of Christmas, Tattle gave to me, insta content all for freeeeeeee