Rebecca Lamb #166 MrsRebeccaHobson Dirty&smelly, woodworm& mould, not sure how,but the shacks sold

[Beggybexy]

Man I made a gif so we could use it whenever we have a *vase noise* moment, not sure if it’s working to type it in on giphy to use…

even hashtagged it!! Booooo
Pity there’s nae sound but I can hear it in my head anyway

 

[Bubsley]

Thread suggestion:

just one sorelle, give it to me,
We come from Yorkshire, not Italy

 

[Kiwigirl]

It’s ironic isn’t it Beggy was pushing the poor kid to walk from 8 months and now she’s towing her round in an unsuitable baby carrier - Backwards Beggy strikes again.
Thread title “Groma’s got a dodgy fringe, knows how to twerk cos the the mothers unhinged”

 

[Lifebeginsatforty]

What in the Year 10 at High School is this interaction

 

[ivegottimeforthisxxx]

She doesn’t put outfits together she just wears what was on a hanger in primark or some naff leggings she’s been sent from a sweat house in china, she has no style, no classic pieces, no quality shoes , accessories or bags to make an outfit, she styles nothing, but things she’s the dogs bollocks at the same time. Suh suh delusional .

This picture just says it all really. It will forever live in my head rent free

 

[Longtimelurker10]

She’s chipped her front tooth?!? Is this why she was strapped into the pram on the living room floor, or that stupid camping chair. She’s clearly had a big fall!! No wonder her mouth looked so protruding a while back and we all questioned her facial features, it was probably swollen!

 

[Isabelle88]

Oops becca had blocked me because I said if you undo the button and put them on like most normal people do you don’t have to jump like you’re on a trampoline she clearly didn’t like my input

 

[Bobbiewilson]

What the fuck? Has this been approved?!
THIS is the important brand work she had to do?! Mugshot boss babe
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Babe what are you looking so smug for? Take a step back and look at your life. You’re selling mug soup. You are holding a tacky red mug. You are in your rotten kitchen. You have never forgotten to eat. You have never had a mugshot. You spelt flavour wrong again 2 more times on this story.

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

“Are you a cheeky girl”
Groma…

 

[Beggybexy]

I just found this in my downloaded files bitty on my phone…. HAHAHAH

ETA she “always struggles to eat and always thinks about the boys” mmmm k hun, she really will lie her way through ads

 

[Noonoosanne2]

wtf!! How far Back is that fringe!!!

 

[Rosie Tatler]

“ Is there anything better than new slippers ?”

Yes Gloves for your toddler with the red raw cold hands !

 

[dahliaqueen]

Just spotted this on @mothering_it page

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

🫶 fringe girls xoxo

How long until Roma has the fringe to match her tooth?

 

[teddy19]

What in the slimming filter glitch is going on here giving Johnny Bravo a run for his money

 

[heidilouxx]

“Having a sister day with my sister” fuuucking hell I just can’t.

 

[whoactuallycarez]

I think it’s safe to say she’s not took Groma to the dentist. If she had there would’ve been some wild story about how a rogue giraffe in a pair of Fendi slides dropkicked the baby.

There would’ve been stories at the dentist and shit tonnes of her pecking at Groma complete with “who’s a pretty girl?” and “are ya waving”.

Groma will be lucky if she sees a toothbrush never mind the inside of a dental surgery.

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Roma looks like one of the lost boys from Peter Pan - all grubby and unkempt.

Lovely isn't it

18 months old and non verbal
Poorly socialised
Wears over sized shoes and I'll fitting clothes
Has a chipped front tooth with sharp, jagged edges from now until she hits junior school .

A year and half in the hands of a mother who can barely meet her basic needs and a dad that never wanted a third so clearly does the bare minimum with her .

She toddles around like an 11 month old, clothes hanging off her, grinning or waving on demand because that's all shes been taught it just gets more and more tragic .

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Guys I was sat in a Cafe in Skipton this afternoon ,enjoying a coffee and a croissant when my blood ran cold when I heard “ arr ya waaayvin ? Arr ya waaayvin “ fuck me my head must have swivelled round like an owl , but alas it was not our Rebecca just another mummeh in leggings and a fake tan , it must be catching up int Dales !

 

[Sneakypeaker]

State of that towel