Rebecca Lamb #140 Happy 6th Birthday Alfie

[whatthebeep]

What is that dress!
Also her legs have expanded as quick as they deflated **cough** edited
Kids look freezing. Bring on todays shit show
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Bag isn’t suitable for a mum of 3, but a nightie slip dress is

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Haha she blatantly was meant to put some shitty music over the first few minutes of that vlog and forgot!!!!!! That baby is so strange looking. Like, she looks……like shes got something wrong with her. Also who changes a baby ln the bed and without a changing mat underneath? Shes fucking grim.

 

[Imhere123]

‘I’m making a chilli for tea so we’re going to have chilli for tea’ she is mind numbing!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Big mandy Anne will be weaned on 2 sausages

 

[Lollyjane25]

How strange. Slimmed down 3 dress sizes in 1 week, but still has puffy sausage fingers.

 

[Unknown3]

Considering it’s Wednesday which appears to usually be Steve’s day off work, he could have looked after his own child rather than subject her to the chemicals in a salon, along with the obvious new shit nails

 

[gummy-bear]

Roma is a hideous name. I’d bet my mortgage that by the time she’s 2/3 it’s changed to Romy or Remy. It’s so so chavvy.
Also why is she so obsessed with how that kid looks? If it’s not her hair it’s her lashes - constantly bleating on about how cute she is (ahem), she’s going to grow Roma into a very toxic adult if she continues to fixate on literally her aesthetics only

 

[Cooper123]

I’m sorry but I am crying at this outfit, where is she going wearing this? The 80’s?
It is horrendous!

Dorian green vibes
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She’s so delusional isn’t she. The sad thing is, because she has zero style, she will wear this to a farm or somewhere equally unsuitable

Plus, look at the difference in the size of her legs on this one compared to the ‘never ever ever ever EVER edited at all’ pic yesterday. And also she says she got a medium in the skirt because of her hips, which strangely enough were non-existent in yesterdays photo. Make it make sense Beggy.

I bet that's how she'd wear it out too the dirty slapper. No bra and probably no knickers either.
While the rest of us are living and contributing to society, this dopey cunt is up in her bedroom playing dress up. Sad doesn't even cover it

 

[Clarity456]

She literally tried for ages to go blonde to be like Lucy, didn’t she!

My personal favourite was when she followed them round Thomas Land when they clearly wanted to be left to enjoy the day with their kids.

 

[Dovefromabove]

The typo from Malika

 

[Bananarama22]

Oh she is spoiling us at the minute much better than tit and baby pics Beggy well done

when she said the blazer button had popped open…that’s because its far too small love keep it coming

 

[BeckyLambIsASham]

Becky love just to make you aware you have short stumps for eyelashes, my German shepherd has longer lashes than you

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Plot twist, the message was from Steve 🦫

 

[viewtube]

Top scoffer out & about in the real world (instead of the shack) with her two skin heads

Acting like a family of 3 instead of 5

 

[Cooper123]

Why are this babies vests never white??? I can’t stand anything white being vaguely off colour let alone full on grey

Because her mother's a lazy usless simpleton
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Becky love just to make you aware you have short stumps for eyelashes, my German shepherd has longer lashes than you

Bet your German shepherd is better looking too

 

[Imhere123]

Spends more on one jumper for herself than all of the presents she bought for her son for his birthday

I don’t see what the fascination is with the jumper either. It’s just a basic sweatshirt that pretty much all clothes brands make. They all look the same, just a different name splashed across the front of it.

 

[bhagshZ]

It’s scary how obsessed she is with her appearance in general tbh. She’s almost 30 and poses weekly with either her hanging ham or tits out. I’m in the same age range and I don’t follow anyone else who has the same fixation

Yes I was just about to say this! Glorifying your body because you are poorly and need surgery, it will never make sense to me. I’ve been unable to eat due to illness people have said to me ‘oh well at least you will lose weight’… in what world is that ok?! It’s so warped, and she fuels this to all the vulnerable people who follow her. Also - video defo edited!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Cue lots of holiday pics of *moby dick in a thong... because the trolls edit her fat. Hope she's packed the magic mirror. See ya hun

 

[heidilouxx]

Remember, she bought sushi in an attempt to be boujee? Not sure why, as she clearly has no palette and has passed that onto her kids. Poor Roma getting weaned soon

Also, who or what the fuck is Ada?! It’s a basic overpriced sweatshirt, right? It’s like the Emperors New Clothes with her.

Yeah she bought sushi and complained it was fishy

 

[MissPrint]

What was she expecting in February ffs? The woman is a fucking idiot.