Rebecca Lamb #118 My Big Fat Greek Wedding - never gonna happen

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Beggy where the fuck are your kids?? Her face is never off stories. Bore off you dick
 
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I know we all keep saying it, but why is her bump so saggy and low down, I've never seen owt like it!

She also sounds like a child "suh happeh to have a baybeh in ma tummeh" - what grown adult uses the word "tummy"
 
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I know we all keep saying it, but why is her bump so saggy and low down, I've never seen owt like it!

She also sounds like a child "suh happeh to have a baybeh in ma tummeh" - what grown adult uses the word "tummy"
Her bump is the most peculiar bump I have ever seen. It's that low it looks like she is due any day.
 
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I wonder what major disaster will result in the pretend wedding not taking place this time. Covid was a convenient excuse for the last pretend wedding, so no real thought had to go into it
 
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Remember her huffing and puffing with the mop!!! Omg that was hilarious. Total loon she is.
 
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I’ve just had a thought and it may have been mentioned before…
The midwife is saying she’s measuring small even though she’s giving off obese vibezzzzzz..
Is this because the midwife can clearly tell that she’s all fat as opposed to baby? Has that not registered in Rebecca’s simple little mind that she’s actually got a small baby and a hell of a lot of lard?
 
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Yes the midwife will be able to feel where the baby is. They usually dig their fingers right in to get a decent idea of size of the actual baby not counting all the fat. Beggy thinks she’s a size 10 tho. She can’t see she’s enormous! Surprised she’s not been for a GD test! Should have been done at 28 weeks if she’s having it.
 
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I know this has been said to death but her lips are absolutely horrendous, that migration! She desperately needs to get them dissolved once baby girl is here my god
 
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I know this has been said to death but her lips are absolutely horrendous, that migration! She desperately needs to get them dissolved once baby girl is here my god
She looks like a toilet plunger they're comedic
 
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