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Platypusfattypus

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Ooh ooh i have another one. Me and my husband married in secret. Only our 2 witnesses knew.
We had a night out together the night before (joint stag n hen do 🤣), got up next morning got dressed, bus into town, married at registry office at 11am, hit weatherspoons for a breakfast afterwards, then rang family and friends made our announcement then invited everyone to join us in spoons. Home drunk and asleep by 9pm 😂😂😂
I was desperate to do this but my dickhead of a husband told his mates 🙄 we ended up having to invite family. Still a small wedding (about 15 - 17 guests) but not what I dreamed about.
 
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WilmaHun

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I get it. You didn't want to be called Slaphead.
I used to get that ALL the time. My boyfriend and brother are also always telling me that my forehead is so big if I don't cover it with my fringe an aeroplane might mistake it for a landing strip :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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DCICassieStuart

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I grew an extra wisdom tooth in my fifties. My dentist said I was his only patient who had nine teeth in the upper right quarter.
I only ever got three. The upper right one never appeared. I'm 41 so maybe it'll turn up in about 10 years time 😅
 
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Lizzie Mintdrop

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I'm the number one buyer of oranges in our local Sainsbury's but only my partner eats them and we don't only buy oranges from Sainsbury's we get them from M&S too 😂😂
 
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