He’s a darling little boy but why have another when you’re not able to adequately meet the needs of those you’ve got
He is subjected to such a weird combination of things too old and too young for him (baby bottle followed by hard lollipop), all due to their lazy parenting.2 years old and running about with a lollipop! I even make my 9 year old sit down when eating them. Such a choking hazard
Don’t be too harsh on her, I’m sure she will wean him onto McDonald’s coke through a straw soon.He is subjected to such a weird combination of things too old and too young for him (baby bottle followed by hard lollipop), all due to their lazy parenting.
I’m sure we have actually seen him drink this alreadyDon’t be too harsh on her, I’m sure she will wean him onto McDonald’s coke through a straw soon.
Brilliant recap once again! Fucking love you dipsy, like so hard the most ever ILYSMNew thread title thanks to @Nebbymoofluffy clouds on their way to you! Edited to fit and for swear, full version was "the kids are feral and her husbands a boring tit, her Instasham life is falling to shit"
Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee is a cunt.
- They were away at a spa hotel in Bath for Joyce's birthday. The decoration in the hotel is probably best described as "squat chic" as the walls don't look finishedRach went out looking like Crack Head Barbie, apparently styled by Stabby Jo.
- Happy 43rd birth to Joyce! You don't look a day over 50 mate
- Birthday gifts included a book about birds (giving Raq an opportunity to take the piss out of his hobby), a Japanese loopwheel hoodie, and a wad of £20 notes.
- Rachey uploaded some cringey videos of her singing Happy Birthday to Josh, asking him if she looks like Marilyn Monroe. Poor Ratchet, who doesn't like alcohol, managed to force herself to get pissed. What a trooper she is.
- Awwww, they went home early because they're homesick. More likely Rach is scared of bumping into a local Tattler while out in Bath, and was fed up of it being a day where the attention isn't on her. Looks like they didn't even use any of the spa facilities, as no doubt we'd have had our eyeballs assaulted by the sight of Joyce in budgie smugglers if they had. Tattlers are thankful for small mercies!
- They arrived back to find nobody gave a shit, Wilby almost looked excited but it turned out he'd found an episode of Paw Patrol that he hasn't seen six million times.
- Tallulah revealed on her Q&A (on the Insta account she shouldn't have) that they had to get rid some chickens to make way for Josh's aviary. The same chickens that Raq made a big song and dance about last year because she did a VERY GOOD THING by rescuing them, and even got gifted a coop for.
- instead of looking after her own kids, Raq had to muscle in and hold Jordan's new baby
- left to his own devices, Wilbert got hold of a bottle of talc and emptied it over the gifted sofa. Then he climbed up onto the kitchen table and destroyed a bag of burger buns. Tattlers can't decide which is the worst option - either Raq set it all up just for the 'gram, or he was left unsupervised long enough to do these things, both of which could be dangerous.
- W then booted Josh on the sofa, probably because he was blocking the view of his real parents, the Cbeebies presenters. Nobody stopped him or tried to tell him no.
- Betsy wanted to take out Jordan's daughter, and Edie had to tag along. Excellent idea to broadcast that your teenager will be out alone with two young children.
- A bird has crapped on the kitchen worktopwhether it was Steven Seagull (who made a nest and had babies on the roof) remains to be seen, PC Titwank will probably be carrying out DNA analysis on the faeces to identify the culprit.
- A bit low on content, so she's reshared some old content from last October. Spoiler alert: it wasn't funny the first time, Rachey.
- Betsy had a spider in her shed in the middle of the night, so obviously Rancid had to film and shout at her out of the windowthen she went down the hobbit stepladder, down the normal stairs and out across the garden, to film and laugh at Betsy while she was upset. Then got Betsy to film her looking for the spider.
- Seb has cut his hand. Of course it's all his own fault, and him having to go to hospital to have it stitched was a massive inconvenience to Rachey. Despite loving her stepkids "so hard" she called him an awful human as he got out of the car. He responded by giving her the finger, go Seb!
- Raq shared a text from Lula, saying that Betsy had ransacked her room and left it in a mess, Rachey's response was "I'm not getting involved". Later on, Lula wanted to borrow a bikini off Betsy, who made her kneel on the floor and beg for it, along with their cousin Evie. Joyce walked off and Rach filmed and laughed.
- Nearly 2 and Wilby is still having a bottle. Ideal
- Betsy gets to take anything she wants from anyone in the house without asking, but Seb wants to borrow Betsy's earpods and Raq spoke to him like shit, telling him he couldn't have them because they're not his and he'll lose them (just like Queen B lost your lip liner on the beach, eh Rach?)
- Seb has lost his bank card and bus pass. Is he trolling her and doing it on purpose? We fucking hope so! Of course she has to bring money in to the argument "there was £20 on that" (apparently not, as she topped it up on Monday and he's using it all week)
- Wilberforce the wonder toddler has apparently pulled all the cushions off the sofa, without spilling a single one of his dry chocolate cheerios and not missing a second of Paw Patrol.
- Betsy has bought a car seat so she can take Wilbert out with her mates who have cars. Because every parent wants their 2 year old being driven around by a teenager who's just passed their test
- poor Raq has had an extra month of school holidays due to covid bubbles dispersing (whatever that means). She's already cried over having to entertain the kids that she wanted/stole.
- Double Sunday Times Bestselling Author Ratchet doesn't know the difference between 'reincarnate' and 'recreate'
- Rachey wanted to go for an Insta-perfect bike ride. Apparently it was horiffic, Wilbert hated every second, Betsy and Josh had to swap bikes, of course Joyce accidentally took them on the advanced trail, nobody could work the gears, Rancid fell off, Wilbur cut his foot in the wheel, and they only lasted 14 minutes. Joyce told Rach she looked "really cute, like a little boy" in her specs and cycling helmet, Rach asked if she looks sexy
- Josh prefers other people's kids, maybe that's because they have been parented properly and have manners
- Rachey is trying to get in with Rosie Ramsay, but got hammered for a comment about a kid's missing teeth (apparently knocked out a while ago and anyone who's followed RR for a while would know that).
- Arsetrid uploaded a pic of herself in a bikini, Raq commented that she fancies herpoor Arsetrid didn't know what to say!
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coke and iceI’m sure we have actually seen him drink this alreadyor was it Coke out of a glass?
Whatever foundation she has on there, you can see how thick it is and clogging up her pores. Her skin is terrible aswell
I've never ever heard of anyone who breastfed for a year, then weaned the child off the boob and gave them a bottleI just doing get it, I hate baby bottles when they are no longer needed. It’s just a lazy convenience for her, all he really needs out and about is a bottle of water, especially when it’s warm. I so can’t wait for the potty training to begin when she finally realises he isn’t a baby and can’t wear a flipping nappy/pull up forever!!
Yes it's to protect the cricket wicket that someone has probably spent a lot of time and effort on keeping nice. You aren't supposed to run on it/scuff it up.It used to be used for the cricket matches not sure if they are still taking place
Cheesey Quavers have a bit of protein don't they???because that would require effort. teaching him to use it, having him cry for his bottle, having to clean up spilt water. all normal parenting things that she just cannot be arsed doing.
also im assuming thats cows milk in the bottle BUT it could be formula. She may be using it to give him the nutrients that his multipacks of crisps dont.
He was weaned on to a bottle a year ago, though, having been exclusively breastfed. He can now drink tea (of all things) from an open cup but they still give him a bottle, and not just at night but during the day. By the age of two, there really is no need for a child to be drinking milk throughout the day; they should be getting their nutrients and calories from food long before 23 months.There are often things on here that people pick up on that for me are a bit petty, for example the baby bottle for Wilby really isn’t a massive issue I know loads of people whoshe kids had them at that age but I can’t believe the way they were charging all over the square, massively disrespectful
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