PTWM #82 Just a thought, PTWM is on tour, but she’s no Bob Geldof

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Thanks to @Sausageface for the thread title (so glad that Bob Geldof is in there 😂)

Last thread recap:
- Raychaellleee remains a massive bleep.
- Confirmed that Jordan is accompanying R on the poverty porn tour. No wonder Josh is coming along, seeing as how she was all over Jordan on her birthday night out, and she has form for shagging other women's husbands 👀
- A bit more excellent parenting, giving Wobbly a cup of tea and then being surprised when he spilled it. It's almost as though he maybe needs to be taught and shown how to do things 🤷
- Nina from Eat That Frog has been awarded a BEM for her work supporting the community during the pandemic. Ratshit is probably so engulfed with jealousy she can barely drag her leopard print Adidas leggings on. Oh well.
- Edie read aloud the first page from R's new book. Yes Rachaele, entirely appropriate to let your 7 year old read the background of her stepbrothers, but with your evil spin on it 🙄
- After Tattlers pointed out how everyone had to sit on the floor for their tit barbecue, R and J now have more seating in the back garden than the local beer garden, unfortunately to fit it all in they have had to get rid of almost every trace of the 6 children that live in the house.
- Rachaele was posing with yet another full glass of gin, while pretending she doesn't drink. Ok hun.
- Lula has been staying with Cocaine Katie.
- Family trip to the beach! Poor Wilby was just wandering silently, with Rancid filming and not interacting with him at all 😔
- Edie seems to hold the esteemed title of "favourite kid" as she's willing to be in crappy ads (including one for Teenzshop - clothes which won't fit her as they're for teenagers).
- Josh said goodbye to Seb before heading off on the poverty porn tour - unfortunately Seb had no idea they were going away (conversation filmed covertly by Rachaele - excellent safeguarding there hun)
- Stabby Jo appears to be the lucky childminder for the week - usual skivvy Emily seems to have fallen out of favour (probably for daring to have her own mates)
- First stop on the the 🌟needless Covid super spreader poverty porn tour🌟 was Chester and Liverpool. Where Rachy visited a gym and a bar. The obvious places to "raise awareness" or whatever bollocks she's pretending to do.
- Next was a lovely trip to Chester zoo, followed by twatting around on electric scooters (Joyce didn't wear a helmet, wonder if that surgeon from "Nottingham hospital" who wept at Raq's feet will be in touch).
- Having filmed the peasants on a housing estate, they all headed off to a swanky bar/restaurant with some of Queen Rancid's loyal subjects, and probably spent more on one meal than what some of the people she's pretending to help don't even have for a month. Cue all the huns frothing at the gash that if they keep commenting on her posts, they might be allowed in her presence in the future.
- Tattle's new hero Debs commented on Ratchet's grid post, questioning whether it was appropriate to be showing the downtime of gym, cocktails and a zoo visit while supposedly highlighting poverty. This prompted some passive aggressive replies from both Joyce and Rancid, with R comparing herself to Bob Geldof 😂 and assuming that Debs is one of the evil trolls who "fill Rach's inbox daily with poison". Deb's comment was not malicious in any way, but Josh replied with a threat of the account being traced. Yes officer, we are all scared.

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OMG this is lush! I’m so proud to have finally named a thread! I just need VIP status now and I will have made it in life 😂
Great recap!
 
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Hands up who is making signs to go on the road bridges of the M62, A64, A1079, A1 and M1 oh and the M621…..don’t even think of coming to the second oldest council estate Rachel hun because I will ask you where the PayPal money is…..
 
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My eyes have been open this week, all my doubts about you lot have now gone. In your words not to derail, but those pictures of her eyes, she has had misplaced botox, the botox has lowered her eye lids. it does happen and you can have it rectified at 2 week review. I also think she had other aesthetics done prior to her week of silence and thats why she didnt do any stories. Just a thought R, J.
 
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You don’t know how much I’d love R to be confronted by a strong Northern woman. I can imagine it now, Rach putting on her nasty voice trying to stand up for herself, then the fake tears. Shouting for help from Joyce, who has legged it back to the car. 🏃‍♂️
 
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Is there anywhere In the country she'd be welcomed with open arms?!
No one wants you R. Go home to your kids. I guess they probably like you and need you around 🤷🏼‍♀️
Apparently Liverpool according to Josh, he wants to go back! Quick shut the tunnels and the runcorn bridge 🤣
 
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I speak for the whole of West Yorkshire - we don’t want them here pitying us! We are absolutely fine without tears, fluffy clouds and Purple Hearts.
 
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You don’t know how much I’d love R to be confronted by a strong Northern woman. I can imagine it now, Rach putting on her nasty voice trying to stand up for herself, then the fake tears. Shouting for help from Joyce, who has legged it back to the car. 🏃‍♂️
I would love that too, but lets not take away the courage of the southern members, Sorry but do think us northerners especially us who have grown up on all the under privileged areas she is pointing out are going to be a little bit pissed off, I am a welshie too, and grew up on a rough estate, if any of you welsh members know Bangor, then you will know of maes-g? My parents bought our house, then sold it at a profit a few years later and bought a pub.
She is a idiot, she is bringing unfair shame to all the estates she is laughing and giggling at.
 
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Apparently Liverpool according to Josh, he wants to go back! Quick shut the tunnels and the runcorn bridge 🤣
of course he does, he is craving for the MOD status haha, my MOD mates who I grew up with would laugh at his attempts haha
 
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I would love that too, but lets not take away the courage of the southern members, Sorry but do think us northerners especially us who have grown up on all the under privileged areas she is pointing out are going to be a little bit pissed off, I am a welshie too, and grew up on a rough estate, if any of you welsh members know Bangor, then you will know of maes-g? My parents bought our house, then sold it at a profit a few years later and bought a pub.
She is a idiot, she is bringing unfair shame to all the estates she is laughing and giggling at.
I don’t know Bangor very well but I have heard of the estate you grew up on. What brings you here? I stumbled here after people kept mentioning tattle on mrs Hinchs posts.
 
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Council estates can be awesome places to grow up. Nobody living on them wants tweedle twit and tweedle dumb rocking up in their designer gear to feel sorry for them, they’re probably all way way happier and secure than them.
 
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Hi fellow Sheffielder. Let's lure her away to Leeds. Someone text and tell her they're giving away free fake tan or nappies or some such shits if she stays on the M1 and misses Sheffield altogether.
We don't want you Rancid. Stay away 😡
Why Leeds? We’ve done nothing wrong 😑
 
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