I’m pissing myself at the stupid mat thing because the idiot clearly sold her soul to the devil for a bit of cash
how long has she been promoting it?! Over a year surely because she was infamously pregnant and flogging it when pregnant women can’t even use it
now Wibble is like 14 months or something?! I can’t remember. Anyway Rach. Did you have one gin and agree to this contract. Every month or maybe twice a month you’re obliged to promote that shite and it’s too funny. She’s gonna end up like someone trying to pad out an essay to up the word count soon. There’s nothing more you can say on it!
“So. This mat is very matty. Very mat like. You lie on it. Another word for lie is I suppose...lay? So you can lay on it. And lie. Lie and lay”