Excellent thread title from @ems1982 , taken from a quote by Tallulah talking about her mother 
you've won a granny tracksuit (of course) and a life long membership to Racket's "girl gang". Start practicing your sneery face and bitchy comments babe!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a part time mum, full time bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- after the TikTok showing that the girls aren't as involved in REBL as she'd made out, a (probably hastily organised) photo session was held with Bratsy and Lula, who both looked like they'd rather be anywhere else. In a proper studio, but with no proper hair, make up or styling. Wonder how much she had to pay the girls to participate? Sloshy was in full David Bailey mode with his camera, looking very creepy taking photos of his teenage stepdaughters wearing oversized t-shirts with shorts you couldn't even see, in very adult poses (legs open, backwards on chairs etc). Reminder - Lula is FOURTEEN and was sitting on a chair with her legs apart while old Pervy Pete zoomed in on the logo on the rear waistband of her leggings
- Ratshit showed a plate of food with the caption "my period". Aside from being TMI, she said last week that she'd be ovulating at the weekend, if you're ovulating over the weekend, and on your period on Tuesday, then there's probably something wrong hun.
- a quick push for the latest Snatchwork prize draw, but a close up on the PC monitor showed no less than 4 tabs open on TikTok
but she's not bothered by the chrolls, not in the slightest...!
- another new TikTok, this time pointing out the hypocrisy of begging for shoes and clothes, while Jo and Jen were selling shoes and clothes on Facebook and Vinted (particularly the clothes Jen was flogging, as there appeared to be a variety of sizes, and it was shortly after Racket had asked for donations of clothes "for the women").
- a Tattler noticed that the original women's centre/launderette (the one that's now billed as the Snatchwork Pantry) is up for rent
- another Tattler reported that they had spotted Rabies at a newly opened play centre locally, she spent 95% of the time on her phone and the other 5% getting food and eating it. Fremployee Dani was in tow to look after Wilbert, although he did have a screen to occupy him. She did have a moan about the wait for food, and was talking to the manager for ages. She later shared a bad review of the place doing the rounds on social media, written by the parent of a child with additional needs, saying that their experience wasn't very good. Of course Rambo's take on it was that the staff were amazing, Wibble had the best time ever, everyone was so lush, when Jen said she worked for Snatchwork they offered free brownies (because everyone drops in where they work when they're at a bleeping play centre, don't they
). She inserted the word "genuine" about a million times in relation to the review, basically trashing another person's experience. Because Rambo and co had a good time (and got free brownies out of it) everyone else MUST have done the biggest news was that Sloshua wasn't there following her like the little lap dog he is.
- "the REBL team" have had to respond to criticism over the sizing, being not very inclusive, and not clear - XXL is apparently UK size 14-16. She also made a mention of a sarcastic "wow" comment - when on the VERY SAME DAY she had replied that exact word to one of the Facebook comments speculating about whether she was pregnant
- Edie (or an account pretending to be her) has been commenting on the TikTok videos. The child is 9 and far too young to be on social media, despite having multiple TikTok accounts
- while on a PatreCON live, Rambo answered a call from Seb on speakerphone, while Sloshy crapped himself in the background (obviously worried about what he might say)
- Snatchwork is on the beg again for a fridge, cooker and washing machine, plus someone to deliver it, along with clothes for a teenage boy. Never mind the fact they just raised nearly £6500 in the latest raffle, have already raised over £3000 on the current one, and have a £55k camper van sitting on the drive
- get ready for a reveal of the new kitchen which will be over on the neglected home account (with a picture of the kitchen, imagine announcing the reveal of your new kitchen by showing a picture of it). Anyway, we all know it's a pink, grey and gold hideous monstrosity that Sloshy clearly had zero input into. She's also chosen a light fitting that is not only not really suitable for a kitchen, but was also a bargain at just £330.
- Socks and Sliders Steve has gone and bought himself a blue tick maybe it was part of his birthday present this year!
- Ratshit did a post about some "lush" people she knows who are looking for a female lodger and have been horrifically trolled (of course), being called sexual predators etc. A quick mention of how it could have saved her life if she'd had an opportunity to live in a loving family home when she was abandoned by her mum and living on the streets peddling drugs, making it sound all lovely and cosy like the people were looking for a surrogate daughter. Turns out they're looking for tenants for rooms in a shared house, not quite the set up Rabid made it out to be, plus they were looking for "trustworthy females" - if it had been available when Rango was in her drug mule/county lines stage, they wouldn't have dreamed of letting a drug-addled waster like her rent off them
- some head hun is planning a holiday to Torbaydos next year just so she can visit the tit shop, good luck babe seeing as the building's up for rent, it definitely won't be there next summer
- bizarrely, she has changed the name on her Instagram, dropping the extra E so she's just plain old Rachael. A bit odd, seeing as she claimed that she paid for the E to be added via deed poll. As @Aunt Sally pointed out, it's not the first time she's dropped an E
- after a couple of nights at a kid's festival, Rasputin is suddenly the expert on festivals and did a post of top tips. Bit late though, the other Instascammers who had freebie tickets did their "review" posts days ago.
- Lula did a q&a on the Patreon. The first question was "what's the best thing about your mum", her reply was "the money she gives me". Next up was "what do you love most about one on one time with your mum", her reply was "when we go shopping". Basically, she loves her mum best when she's spending money on her. Apparently the last thing she got told off for was "getting back with my ex boyfriend", with Raq butting in that they'd had a parental meeting to set out some rules and regulations. Make of that what you will, chrolls.
- in response to a comment about the old kitchen table, Scammy Susan said that they had to "crab walk" around it as it was so big (even though she's done millions of videos in that kitchen and not a single person has ever had to crab walk in there). They've now got a breakfast bar with ugly little stools, very practical with all those kids.
- some content from the Snatchwork Pantry fake food bank showed some items which have been there for weeks - the families can't be that needy if they're not taking pasta, cereal and milk
- vaginas up and down the country clamped shut as Sloshy showed off his spindly little twig legs, and Crocs with his brand new charms that Mannah got him for his birthday
- non verbal Wilbert corrected Topknot Tracey when she called Mannah's son Rooroo, he said "no it's not Rooroo, it's Rupert". The biggest chroll around is her own son
- Socks and Crocs Simon and Greasy Greta headed out with Wilberforce to have some lunch with Mannah and co (each carrying a selection of dinosaurs, of course). Apparently Wibble and Mannah's son are going to be at school together next month, but before he got his place Rancid knew nothing about the school. Sure, Jan.
- Rapido and Merlot Mike went out on the piss for someone's birthday (probably yet another bestie that we've never heard of before)
- OF COURSE Wobble can't have a normal school bag, he has to have one with his name and dinosaurs plastered on it
- the latest TikTok was posted, and it was another belter. It started with Rawhide asking "am I a prick?", and then had clips from all her favourite fake Insta mates (Miss Greedy, Stinky Solomon, Mrs Hinch, wee Mario) all saying "yes", with a bonus of ex friends Emily and one of the Lincoln-Shaws. Bravo, whoever you are!
- Wilbert came to wake Rancid up in her room with a hair bobble because he wanted his hair out of his eyes. Just cut it the duck off if it's irritating him that much
- Seb had sent a late night text asking if his work shirt could be washed, so instead of just getting on with it, Rambo had to screenshot and post the texts, then film herself hand washing it in the sink.
- Sloshy and Seb were putting up a tent in the back garden, in preparation for S going to Boardmasters. Ratface was filming out of the window while Wilbert was shouting in the background (presumably he was roaming the house unsupervised yet again). Toupee Terry was his usual hole self with Seb, speaking to him like absolute tit and barking orders. As a side note, the garden looks like an absolute hole, with a huge breeze block wall at the back, and Sloshy's precious aviary all overgrown with weeds. Assuming his birds all died and now he can't be arsed to sort it all out.
- Katie arrived to head to Boardmasters with Seb, and Racket filmed while Bratsy and her mate went through her things and took the piss. Once they'd got bored and disappeared, Joyce weighed in like he's a know it all festival veteran
- Ratshit is still trying to prove she isn't as dodgy as the TikToks are showing, by sharing links and information about domestic abuse. You're not fooling anyone, hun.
- After ripping the piss out of Seb's girlfriend, Bratsy decided to start her own packing at almost midnight, and was wandering around with an armful of clothes belonging to Lula, including apparently some pants
- when Rumblestrip went to bed, Wilberforce had put himself to bed in their room. Meaning that yet again, he'd been roaming the house without anyone knowing where he was or what he was up to, which is, of course, ideal
On 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach (Sloshy's birthday)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
you've won a granny tracksuit (of course) and a life long membership to Racket's "girl gang". Start practicing your sneery face and bitchy comments babe!Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a part time mum, full time bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- after the TikTok showing that the girls aren't as involved in REBL as she'd made out, a (probably hastily organised) photo session was held with Bratsy and Lula, who both looked like they'd rather be anywhere else. In a proper studio, but with no proper hair, make up or styling. Wonder how much she had to pay the girls to participate? Sloshy was in full David Bailey mode with his camera, looking very creepy taking photos of his teenage stepdaughters wearing oversized t-shirts with shorts you couldn't even see, in very adult poses (legs open, backwards on chairs etc). Reminder - Lula is FOURTEEN and was sitting on a chair with her legs apart while old Pervy Pete zoomed in on the logo on the rear waistband of her leggings
- Ratshit showed a plate of food with the caption "my period". Aside from being TMI, she said last week that she'd be ovulating at the weekend, if you're ovulating over the weekend, and on your period on Tuesday, then there's probably something wrong hun.
- a quick push for the latest Snatchwork prize draw, but a close up on the PC monitor showed no less than 4 tabs open on TikTok
but she's not bothered by the chrolls, not in the slightest...!- another new TikTok, this time pointing out the hypocrisy of begging for shoes and clothes, while Jo and Jen were selling shoes and clothes on Facebook and Vinted (particularly the clothes Jen was flogging, as there appeared to be a variety of sizes, and it was shortly after Racket had asked for donations of clothes "for the women").
- a Tattler noticed that the original women's centre/launderette (the one that's now billed as the Snatchwork Pantry) is up for rent
- another Tattler reported that they had spotted Rabies at a newly opened play centre locally, she spent 95% of the time on her phone and the other 5% getting food and eating it. Fremployee Dani was in tow to look after Wilbert, although he did have a screen to occupy him. She did have a moan about the wait for food, and was talking to the manager for ages. She later shared a bad review of the place doing the rounds on social media, written by the parent of a child with additional needs, saying that their experience wasn't very good. Of course Rambo's take on it was that the staff were amazing, Wibble had the best time ever, everyone was so lush, when Jen said she worked for Snatchwork they offered free brownies (because everyone drops in where they work when they're at a bleeping play centre, don't they
). She inserted the word "genuine" about a million times in relation to the review, basically trashing another person's experience. Because Rambo and co had a good time (and got free brownies out of it) everyone else MUST have done the biggest news was that Sloshua wasn't there following her like the little lap dog he is.- "the REBL team" have had to respond to criticism over the sizing, being not very inclusive, and not clear - XXL is apparently UK size 14-16. She also made a mention of a sarcastic "wow" comment - when on the VERY SAME DAY she had replied that exact word to one of the Facebook comments speculating about whether she was pregnant
- Edie (or an account pretending to be her) has been commenting on the TikTok videos. The child is 9 and far too young to be on social media, despite having multiple TikTok accounts
- while on a PatreCON live, Rambo answered a call from Seb on speakerphone, while Sloshy crapped himself in the background (obviously worried about what he might say)
- Snatchwork is on the beg again for a fridge, cooker and washing machine, plus someone to deliver it, along with clothes for a teenage boy. Never mind the fact they just raised nearly £6500 in the latest raffle, have already raised over £3000 on the current one, and have a £55k camper van sitting on the drive
- get ready for a reveal of the new kitchen which will be over on the neglected home account (with a picture of the kitchen, imagine announcing the reveal of your new kitchen by showing a picture of it
). Anyway, we all know it's a pink, grey and gold hideous monstrosity that Sloshy clearly had zero input into. She's also chosen a light fitting that is not only not really suitable for a kitchen, but was also a bargain at just £330.- Socks and Sliders Steve has gone and bought himself a blue tick
maybe it was part of his birthday present this year!- Ratshit did a post about some "lush" people she knows who are looking for a female lodger and have been horrifically trolled (of course), being called sexual predators etc. A quick mention of how it could have saved her life if she'd had an opportunity to live in a loving family home when she was abandoned by her mum and living on the streets peddling drugs, making it sound all lovely and cosy like the people were looking for a surrogate daughter. Turns out they're looking for tenants for rooms in a shared house, not quite the set up Rabid made it out to be, plus they were looking for "trustworthy females" - if it had been available when Rango was in her drug mule/county lines stage, they wouldn't have dreamed of letting a drug-addled waster like her rent off them
- some head hun is planning a holiday to Torbaydos next year just so she can visit the tit shop, good luck babe seeing as the building's up for rent, it definitely won't be there next summer
- bizarrely, she has changed the name on her Instagram, dropping the extra E so she's just plain old Rachael. A bit odd, seeing as she claimed that she paid for the E to be added via deed poll. As @Aunt Sally pointed out, it's not the first time she's dropped an E
- after a couple of nights at a kid's festival, Rasputin is suddenly the expert on festivals and did a post of top tips. Bit late though, the other Instascammers who had freebie tickets did their "review" posts days ago.
- Lula did a q&a on the Patreon. The first question was "what's the best thing about your mum", her reply was "the money she gives me". Next up was "what do you love most about one on one time with your mum", her reply was "when we go shopping". Basically, she loves her mum best when she's spending money on her. Apparently the last thing she got told off for was "getting back with my ex boyfriend", with Raq butting in that they'd had a parental meeting to set out some rules and regulations. Make of that what you will, chrolls.
- in response to a comment about the old kitchen table, Scammy Susan said that they had to "crab walk" around it as it was so big (even though she's done millions of videos in that kitchen and not a single person has ever had to crab walk in there). They've now got a breakfast bar with ugly little stools, very practical with all those kids.
- some content from the Snatchwork Pantry fake food bank showed some items which have been there for weeks - the families can't be that needy if they're not taking pasta, cereal and milk
- vaginas up and down the country clamped shut as Sloshy showed off his spindly little twig legs, and Crocs with his brand new charms that Mannah got him for his birthday
- non verbal Wilbert corrected Topknot Tracey when she called Mannah's son Rooroo, he said "no it's not Rooroo, it's Rupert". The biggest chroll around is her own son
- Socks and Crocs Simon and Greasy Greta headed out with Wilberforce to have some lunch with Mannah and co (each carrying a selection of dinosaurs, of course). Apparently Wibble and Mannah's son are going to be at school together next month, but before he got his place Rancid knew nothing about the school. Sure, Jan.
- Rapido and Merlot Mike went out on the piss for someone's birthday (probably yet another bestie that we've never heard of before)
- OF COURSE Wobble can't have a normal school bag, he has to have one with his name and dinosaurs plastered on it
- the latest TikTok was posted, and it was another belter. It started with Rawhide asking "am I a prick?", and then had clips from all her favourite fake Insta mates (Miss Greedy, Stinky Solomon, Mrs Hinch, wee Mario) all saying "yes", with a bonus of ex friends Emily and one of the Lincoln-Shaws. Bravo, whoever you are!
- Wilbert came to wake Rancid up in her room with a hair bobble because he wanted his hair out of his eyes. Just cut it the duck off if it's irritating him that much
- Seb had sent a late night text asking if his work shirt could be washed, so instead of just getting on with it, Rambo had to screenshot and post the texts, then film herself hand washing it in the sink.
- Sloshy and Seb were putting up a tent in the back garden, in preparation for S going to Boardmasters. Ratface was filming out of the window while Wilbert was shouting in the background (presumably he was roaming the house unsupervised yet again). Toupee Terry was his usual hole self with Seb, speaking to him like absolute tit and barking orders. As a side note, the garden looks like an absolute hole, with a huge breeze block wall at the back, and Sloshy's precious aviary all overgrown with weeds. Assuming his birds all died and now he can't be arsed to sort it all out.
- Katie arrived to head to Boardmasters with Seb, and Racket filmed while Bratsy and her mate went through her things and took the piss. Once they'd got bored and disappeared, Joyce weighed in like he's a know it all festival veteran
- Ratshit is still trying to prove she isn't as dodgy as the TikToks are showing, by sharing links and information about domestic abuse. You're not fooling anyone, hun.
- After ripping the piss out of Seb's girlfriend, Bratsy decided to start her own packing at almost midnight, and was wandering around with an armful of clothes belonging to Lula, including apparently some pants
- when Rumblestrip went to bed, Wilberforce had put himself to bed in their room. Meaning that yet again, he'd been roaming the house without anyone knowing where he was or what he was up to, which is, of course, ideal
On 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach (Sloshy's birthday)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
). Can't possibly be that nobody in that family likes Slosh?
wtf
