Also followed by Emily.I've worked out who Lindz is. She commented on a live on patreon the other week that she'd written her review and talked about the trolls on it. It's on a screenshot I posted a thread or two ago. She's another liar who said she didn't know anything about R beforehand. R follows her.
Joyce has a glass in his hand, and another at his feet. Is he stacking, or is that one on the floor being drunk by Ratchet, who doesn't drink and hates the taste of alcohol?What is that on his head? At first glance I thought it was a woolly hat. Rachel is going full blown single white female on Hannah too.
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You beat me to it! Joyce could never be double parkedJoyce has a glass in his hand, and another at his feet. Is he stacking, or is that one on the floor being drunk by Ratchet, who doesn't drink and hates the taste of alcohol?
And why are they all perched on the footstool? They’ve a million other sofas to chose from!!Joyce has a glass in his hand, and another at his feet. Is he stacking, or is that one on the floor being drunk by Ratchet, who doesn't drink and hates the taste of alcohol?
To be fair, they are the smallest wine glasses I’ve ever seen, more like a sherry glass!Joyce has a glass in his hand, and another at his feet. Is he stacking, or is that one on the floor being drunk by Ratchet, who doesn't drink and hates the taste of alcohol?
They know if they dare speak out about the fuhrer then they'll be thrown on the toxic pile and the boys will have nobodyI just genuinely can't understand why Mannah and Gangsta Granny seem to willingly spend time with her, they are not even being paid by her! And back to the biting, wtf? That's not a bite that's a lion going in for the kill!
Riveting Ryan strikes againMore exciting content on Sloshy's insta.
Because it's right opposite their giant ugly mirror, where they all pose and take selfies of themselves every day.And why are they all perched on the footstool? They’ve a million other sofas to chose from!!
(I've rewritten the first verse of STAN for Lindsey. For £400 and a Cost Voucher, I will go and Rap it outside one of her book signings through a megaphone.)
Lindz:
Dear Rach, I DM'ed you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my number, my @ and my home address at the bottom
I sent two fluffy clouds back in Winter, I know you got 'em
They are probably in the bin, or got thrown into the toilet by Wibble or somethin'
Sometimes I get emotional and desperate when I post 'em
But anyways, babes, what's been up, hun? How's your centres going?
My Husbands a twat too, I'm 'bout to be a single mother.
But if I get married again guess who I'll be marrying?
I'ma marry you
I read about your Ex Wayne too, I'm sorry
I also had a kid with a man who didn't want me.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay on two patreon's and still donate to your PayPal
I got a shrine full of your books, wine glasses and calendars mam
I even pretend to like Josh too and that shit is hard damn
Anyways, I hope you get this, Rach, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest of Prin's
This is Lindz
Fabulous(I've rewritten the first verse of STAN for Lindsey. For £400 and a Cost Voucher, I will go and Rap it outside one of her book signings through a megaphone.)
Lindz:
Dear Rach, I DM'ed you but you still ain't respondin'
I left my number, my @ and my home address at the bottom
I sent two fluffy clouds back in Winter, I know you got 'em
They are probably in the bin, or got thrown into the toilet by Wibble or somethin'
Sometimes I get emotional and desperate when I post 'em
But anyways, babes, what's been up, hun? How's your centres going?
My Husbands a twat too, I'm 'bout to be a single mother.
But if I get married again guess who I'll be marrying?
I'ma marry you
I read about your Ex Wayne too, I'm sorry
I also had a kid with a man who didn't want me.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay on two patreon's and still donate to your PayPal
I got a shrine full of your books, wine glasses and calendars mam
I even pretend to like Josh too and that shit is hard damn
Anyways, I hope you get this, Rach, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest of Prin's
This is Lindz
Ooo thanks @DipsyDoodle.New thread title thanks to @Roma890edited for the swear, the original version was "The Patchwork Family: Cunts in capes and kids with vapes". You've won yourself your very own tacky as fuck cape, emblazoned with "Tattle bastard" on the back, with a bonus PayPal logo
It's the way Josh has taken the picture for me, but looking away so it looks naturalWhat is that on his head? At first glance I thought it was a woolly hat. Rachel is going full blown single white female on Hannah too.
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Imagine serving your country in the army, coming back to civvy life and starting a career in the police force, then giving it all up to trot around after your wife and take photos of empty toilet rolls to post onlineMore exciting content on Sloshy's insta.
Because it's right opposite their giant ugly mirror, where they all pose and take selfies of themselves every day.And why are they all perched on the footstool? They’ve a million other sofas to chose from!!
Poor loves pretending to be asleep so R doesn’t try and wrap her diseased Fanny around his neck again
Silly Mr Mannah, who's name i don't know.
He should have turned the other way, or covered his face with a pillow, because dirty old, pissed up Rachel Hambleton, probably had a go at sitting on his face, for a different kind of fanny dance.
I expect Mannah had to take the poor bugger down the local clap club for emergency disinfecting & a sexual health check.
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