chickenshopcharlie
VIP Member
If anyone was thinking of getting the audio version of her book, I’ve saved you the trouble…
- Notice
troglodyte
Well-known member
Rachaele:
Tattle:
Tattle:
AFlyOnYourWall
VIP Member
An Ode to Rachaele
Secrets and Lies
And PayPal scams
The state of her snout
She’s done a few grams
Her fanny is rancid
Her teeth are fucked
Dresses like a hooker
Has questionable conduct
Everything is lush
Everything is vile
Her day will come
In court on trial
Hubby’s a bent copper
He got the sack
Get the Rescue Remedy out
For her fake panic attack
She exploits her kids
To make lots of money
Yet promotes safeguarding
Isn’t that funny?
Nothing is private
She shares it all
From periods and pants
To a tacky Shein haul
Her kids are props
Pulled out for the ‘gram
Half of Devon’s been in
Her hairy clam
A Sunday roast
Every day of the week
They’re pushing the lie
That Wilby can’t speak
She thinks she’s a saviour
But we know that’s not true
She needs to see a doctor
About her infected tuna canoe
Bird boy Josh
Has his balls in R’s bag
Why can’t he see
She’s a walking red flag
Patchwork Family
Hanging on by a thread
There’s not much going on
In that air-filled head
She cries out ‘troll!’
When her lies are uncovered
We’re sure there’s still more
To be discovered
Barcelona
Was a massive flop
Organised by Josh
The bent sacked cop
She never comes down
From her Hobbit Hole
Patreon’s been infiltrated
By a Tattle Mole
Gangster Granny
And PA Jo
Are are complicit
In this massive shit show
Best-selling author
Believe it or not
Her followers and likes
Are probably bought
She claims she’s teetotal
But that’s clearly a lie
Her favourite pastime
Is to get drunk and high
The ads and the links
Line her purse very well
Call HMRC
She needs locked in a cell
She has a brass neck
To come online and plead
For donations and money
It’s just pure greed
Part-Time Mummy
Full time Cunt
Her whole life
Is a money-making stunt
Secrets and Lies
And PayPal scams
The state of her snout
She’s done a few grams
Her fanny is rancid
Her teeth are fucked
Dresses like a hooker
Has questionable conduct
Everything is lush
Everything is vile
Her day will come
In court on trial
Hubby’s a bent copper
He got the sack
Get the Rescue Remedy out
For her fake panic attack
She exploits her kids
To make lots of money
Yet promotes safeguarding
Isn’t that funny?
Nothing is private
She shares it all
From periods and pants
To a tacky Shein haul
Her kids are props
Pulled out for the ‘gram
Half of Devon’s been in
Her hairy clam
A Sunday roast
Every day of the week
They’re pushing the lie
That Wilby can’t speak
She thinks she’s a saviour
But we know that’s not true
She needs to see a doctor
About her infected tuna canoe
Bird boy Josh
Has his balls in R’s bag
Why can’t he see
She’s a walking red flag
Patchwork Family
Hanging on by a thread
There’s not much going on
In that air-filled head
She cries out ‘troll!’
When her lies are uncovered
We’re sure there’s still more
To be discovered
Barcelona
Was a massive flop
Organised by Josh
The bent sacked cop
She never comes down
From her Hobbit Hole
Patreon’s been infiltrated
By a Tattle Mole
Gangster Granny
And PA Jo
Are are complicit
In this massive shit show
Best-selling author
Believe it or not
Her followers and likes
Are probably bought
She claims she’s teetotal
But that’s clearly a lie
Her favourite pastime
Is to get drunk and high
The ads and the links
Line her purse very well
Call HMRC
She needs locked in a cell
She has a brass neck
To come online and plead
For donations and money
It’s just pure greed
Part-Time Mummy
Full time Cunt
Her whole life
Is a money-making stunt
DipsyDoodle
VIP Member
Ratshit (in the book): Arsetrid is the first person I've been friends with who doesn't want anything from me and isn't trying to get a following off my backImagine wanting to extend your follower reach because you've mentioned in a book like this shaping up to be. Hardly an accolade is it? Astrid, don't be so shameless
Arsetrid: *changes her Insta name back so she doesn't miss out on any new followers*
The Eskimo
Chatty Member
On the plus side, she’d have cleaned that bathroom in no time with a bit of Billy inside her, so, you know, let’s be positive pineapples.
Cady1954
VIP Member
Okay Rach you've got me. I'm jealous. I'm jealous that I haven't got
A bent sacked copper for a husband
One probably sexually active THIRTEEN year old daughter
A level three, non verbal violently aggressive toddler with a bad haircut (her fault not his)
One teenage STEP son that's on the cusp of being a teenage tearaway
Another STEP son who prefers living with his granny
A daughter who thinks she's gods gift to Thailand
A 9 year old daughter who can't decide whether to use Clarins or Clinique
A friend who had to get pregnant to escape my clutches
Another friend who whose husband is a respectable retired copper who hates my sacked bent copper husband.
Bathroom tiles that look as if they have shit smeared all over them
A backdoor area that makes Steptoes yard look tidy
A bedroom with a view of seagulls on the rooftops (big deal)
A mahoosive PayPal account fraudulently obtained by fleecing your mentally challenged Huns
Get to Fuck ya daft bint. Nobody is jealous of you we just don't like you.
A bent sacked copper for a husband
One probably sexually active THIRTEEN year old daughter
A level three, non verbal violently aggressive toddler with a bad haircut (her fault not his)
One teenage STEP son that's on the cusp of being a teenage tearaway
Another STEP son who prefers living with his granny
A daughter who thinks she's gods gift to Thailand
A 9 year old daughter who can't decide whether to use Clarins or Clinique
A friend who had to get pregnant to escape my clutches
Another friend who whose husband is a respectable retired copper who hates my sacked bent copper husband.
Bathroom tiles that look as if they have shit smeared all over them
A backdoor area that makes Steptoes yard look tidy
A bedroom with a view of seagulls on the rooftops (big deal)
A mahoosive PayPal account fraudulently obtained by fleecing your mentally challenged Huns
Get to Fuck ya daft bint. Nobody is jealous of you we just don't like you.
DipsyDoodle
VIP Member
So despite not actually having a job, she:
- didn't go to Wilby's assessment appointment
- didn't go to Lula's GCSE options evening
- wasn't there that time Lula had a really bad time at school and Betsy had to speak to the teacher
- pissed off to
DipsyDoodle
VIP Member
Cracking new thread title thanks to @RubyTuesday39 
you've won 18 copies of the shit book, and a couple of tickets to one of her tour dates (you have to turn up in a PayPal branded tracksuit though, hope that's ok)
Last thread recap:
- Ratface Rach is a cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- Bratsy's landed in Bangkok, and Ratchet is still pretending she's travelling all alone, even though she's met up with a couple of mates who were already out there
we're getting a blow by blow account of every fucking move she makes. Even Sloshy seems bored of it already, and is clearly hoping she stays away longer than the planned 5 months. In a PatreCON live, Rabble said she doesn't know how Bratsy will cope, they had to get her a new debit card because she doesn't use one, she always uses Apple Pay so if her phone dies she wouldn't have any way to pay for anything, she's using her spare car key as she lost hers, and she's also lost her keys for the shop (which includes the safe key).
- Wilbur was playing with his millions of animal toys on the glass coffee table, which also had candles and a vase of flowers on. Never mind his safety, eh?
- Rabies is clearly jealous of Bratsy out in Thailand, constantly sharing videos and texts from her (still making out she's all alone in the big wide world making friends with everyone, when she's actually met up with people she knows. Rach why you lying hun?).
- on the Patreon account, she did a Q&A. Amongst the usual guff, she reckons her amazing troll hunter has the trolls "all in hand". A question about how well Edie transitions with going to her dad's just had to have a mention of when BeKind and Lula used to see their dad (Raq mate, nobody asked). The Head of HR that she reported the "troll accountant" to was investigating, but confirmed they would not be sharing any further details. Someone is so invested in a teenager's period that they asked about Lula and her blood clots. Rabies said "she's not been seen", although she would have been seen 2 months ago if her useless cunt mother could have been arsed to sit and wait in A&E like she was told to. Ratchet also revealed that she'd got a tax rebate. Someone asked whether she was still friends with Emily, she replied that she hadn't seen her since she handed in her notice last year, but "there's no heartbreak on either side". Ok hun, from "besties, love you forever, thank you for loving my kids like your own" to radio silence overnight, sounds like a massive falling out to me 
- Racket was texting with Lula's friend Ruby, calling her "babe" and "darling", not really appropriate is it? She asked Ruby "where are you", the reply was "in Lula's bedroom"
how can you not realise that there's an extra child in your fucking house?
- Rancid and Sloshy went out for a drink with Simon as Arsetrid's away again, with Wilby of course, who was treated to a glass of Coke.
- the Snatchwork Shitshow has been awarded another £7,000 in funding, bet that's another stash of Dosh she won't tell the huns about, instead claiming that she finds everything from her own pocket
- they've had a new front door fitted, it's blancmange pink and ugly as sin - obviously chosen for posing in front of for the 'gram, despite it not matching the house
- Rumbaba filmed Wibble eating a pancake with a fork and captioned it "remembering last year when he had concerning scores on paperwork because he couldn't use cutlery/eat independently", however a Tattler noted that back in January 2022 it was on the thread recap that Wilby had been shown using a fork to feed himself some sausage this led into Rambo, Patreon Saint of SEN parents everywhere letting everyone know that "it gets better". Bit irresponsible, seeing as some people who are on the spectrum will never "get better".
- tasteful as ever, she followed up the stories about Wilbert and his "journey" with something about a clitoral stimulator. Just what everyone wants at not even 10am on a Monday.
- for some reason, Rabies is still pretending that Bratsy is travelling indefinitely, despite Sloshy having said twice that she's going for 5 months, and Bratsy herself saying the same (while filming herself crying). She has been offered a job in Zante by a bloke she's just met, doesn't sound dodgy at all.
- then it was on to the Snatchwork Shitshow, where she showed piles and piles of "donated clothing" - although there was no explanation of where it was all from, or what it was for.
- more footage of Bratsy wandering around in the airport
- PA Jo's made another reel, and had to show Topless Terence while he was cooking.
- Sloshua was looking through one of his bird books and droning on about what he thought he'd seen
all Ratchet could muster was a sarcastic "wow".
- it's Jen's birthday, so because she hates social media and being filmed, Racquetball shared a load of clips of her being filmed without her consent onto her Instagram happy birthday, I'm going to make you uncomfortable. There was even a photo of Jen "bleaching her hair 5 minutes before we go out, in a high neck jumper". Except she's clearly not in a jumper, she's got a towel wrapped around her. There was even some photos from a bar where Rancid had her massive gnashers out, with the caption "sorry for biting, I get carried away with the ones I love". Sounds a bit abusive and gaslight-y to be honest, imagine if it was "I only slap you because I love you" 
- a charity has given a load of hygiene products to the Snatchwork twats. What a shame that real people in need will miss out on much-needed items, while old Sweaty Betty will have more free shit than she will ever need.
- Ratfink is jealous because Joyce has more photos of birds on his laptop than of her. Racket, he spends every waking second of his day gazing at your wonky-nosed boat race, let him have a break.
- up in the hobbit loft (which was full of dust, can't Linda manage the stepladder stairs to get up there?) to flog more sweatshop tracksuits. Yes, you too can look really lush in the badly fitting, sludge/sage green monstrosity, a snip at almost £100 for the hoodie and bottoms, plus a 6-8 week waiting list.
- what's more dull than looking through someone's holiday videos? Looking through someone else's kid's holiday videos. Bratsy cartwheeling in a bikini, Bratsy mumbling on a beach etc.
- we haven't been treated to a sex loft ramble in a while, so we're about due. Rambo's "woken up grey" and asked her hairdresser to fit her in, unfortunately the hairdresser is busy for the next 2 months. Which hairdresser is unclear, seeing as she seems to go to a different one each time (and manages to make whatever she has done look like a shit, greasy mess). She was so emotional when BeKind left because it was day 2 of her period (thanks for sharing). She's found a new "last baked bean in the tin" to obsess over, and this time it's coffee pods. "What if they're a family, what if they're real and they have feelings, and get separated from each other and end up in landfill" so of course she bought a box (easy when you have other people's money to burn). Anyway, because she doesn't have a coffee machine, she decided to buy one, but OF COURSE she bought the wrong type, so she can't use the poor lonely little pods! But because she'd already thrown away the packaging, she can't send it back, so she spent another £30 on the right pods for it, and then took it to the women's centre - what a palaver, just to get a coffee machine that she can write off as a business expense
- she received a box of books, which were abandoned outside the new ugly front door, what a shame they weren't left with the piles of junk that are outside the house waiting for Evri Kevri to take to the tip
- some loser hun wants Racket's abandoned coffee pods, I'm fucking bored of hearing about them already. If only she cared about her kids the way she cares about a box of bloody pods.
- Wilby dressed up as a cute little gruffalo for World Book Day, then Sloshy gave him a brioche to eat in the car, no doubt it was his breakfast.
- on PatreCON, she revealed that when she stayed in London after dropping Bratsy at the airport, she took off her wedding and eternity rings and left them there, she's rung the hotel but they hadn't seen them. No doubt an insurance claim will be placed, how convenient after Betsy trapped one under a door and fucked it last week.
- also on PatreCON, apparently YTS Alan has told her to not do as many adverts (because that's DEFINITELY what a management team would advise, seeing as that's how they make most of their money). She made out that the income from adverts funded the centres, but now she's got other things like REBL (without a clue) she doesn't need to do as many adverts. Except REBL isn't funding the centres, is it Raq? It's been set up under the Part Time Working Mummy brand, which is a separate entity to Patchwork House CIC.
- a Tattler checked out Rabid's Vinted page, and noted that it has clothes from size 6 up to size 20. So definitely not just Rancid's unwanted clothes, and could possibly be all the things donated to the centre
imagine being so fucking brazen to collect donations and then flog them on for your own gain 
- on Patreon, she revealed that on the book tour (which has been arranged and paid for by herself, not the publisher), there will be a raffle, and when the huns buy a raffle ticket they will get a question sheet so they can write down a question for the Patreon Saint. So basically, you pay for a ticket and book, but if you want to ask a question you have to pay again. No doubt the raffle prizes will be more unwanted tat she's either been gifted or paid to advertise Joyce will be asking the questions, so despite taking a "career break" to "spend more time with the kids", he'll be tagging along and the kids will be left with whoever draws the short straw that week.
- Bestselling Author Brenda headed off to Oxford to sign books, in a noisy, dusty printing warehouse instead of a nice cosy meeting room.
- imagine being such a prick that you film a 3 way facetime on another phone just to be able to share it with her huns. Bratsy in Cambodia, Rabies at home in the kitchen and Slosh bizarrely with a car full of teenage girls. Is he the illegal taxi now that BeKind has gone?
- despite still pretending that Betsy hasn't gone to meet people she knows, and is instead making out that she's just made this amazing set of friends, Rhubarb has managed to find all their Instagram handles and tag the lot of them.
- after a busy day of signing books, did Ratchet (the one who vowed in January that this year she was going to stay home more and "be present" with her kids) go home to be more present with her kids? Of course she bloody didn't, she pissed off to Arsetit's house for a boozy meal, although Lula was dragged along (seemingly unplanned, seeing as Arsetrid had only set the table for 4). Of course Arsetit was gifted a free copy of the new book of lies (signed, of course), and was overjoyed to discover that she's in it, as a shining example of "a friend I don't need to save". Except the only reason she reached out to you in the first place is because you had a big following and she wanted in on some of that action
- another day, another meal out for Wilbert the level 3 autistic child, who merrily called Sloshy a cuntasaurus (despite being non verbal, of course). Later, back at the murder mansion, Patagonia Bag Pete was trying to correct Wilbert to say "carnotaurus", but Whiffle was having none of it, and even shoved Slosh in the face, saying "no, go away" without being told not to. Of course Rancid let him carry on saying cuntasaurus because that will go down so well at nursery.
- old Lip Filler Lucy shared a video of someone talking about "bystander effect", saying "learn, teach your kids, remember". Like you did that time you ignored someone being assaulted in front of you in an ice cream queue, hun?
- Rambo missed out on her usual Saturday night coked up rant about trolls, but she hadn't forgotten, oh no, she rolled it out on Monday morning instead. Ironic how Rabid's bestie at the moment is an anonymous person behind a fake name on Instagram who is spending their life trying to track down randoms. "If you come for me, I will publicly out you"
calm down Tony Soprano! Funny how all these people she "outs" always go on to grovel for her forgiveness and delete all their accounts, no mention of our very own @VCJR though who is pursuing the GDPR. breach and doxing through official channels
- on PatreCON, she reckons that she sent Sloshy a nude after she'd had Wilbert (despite being in agonising pain after being sliced in two) and he accidentally opened it in front of colleagues, she got pulled over in her Volvo the other day and wondered if the officers had seen her baps and flaps. Sure hun, all of that DEFINITELY happened. Rumplestiltskin also said that Edie was saving up her money for a puppy, but spent the £200 she'd saved on skincare instead. 9 years old, she got bought a ton of expensive skin stuff for Christmas, and she's spent another £200 on it. Rhubarb shared some pages from her new book, throwing people under the bus as per (including details of Lula's autism and masking). The pages can be found here for anyone who wants to see
https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-17...s-are-bigger-than-joshuas.37606/post-14248188 and here https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-17...s-are-bigger-than-joshuas.37606/post-14249407
- on Patreon live on Monday, she "miraculously" found her missing wedding and eternity rings, which were in her make up bag all along. Except she could clearly be seen wearing them in a photo from Arsetit's house on Saturday, a photo of her hanging around Sloshy's neck while out for lunch on Sunday and in photos of her book pages also on Sunday Raq babe, why you lying?
- after Tattlers noted that the stuff for sale on Raq's Vinted could be donated items for the free shop, she was keen to show boxes and boxes of "back up stock".
- she gave some cunt a copy of her book and in return received a text mentioning her "honesty, passion and integrity", and calling her a "positive inspiration"
oh, how we Tattlers laughed at the level of delusion!
- BeKind is doing more posing on a beach in a bikini, desperately trying to become an influencer
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
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you've won 18 copies of the shit book, and a couple of tickets to one of her tour dates (you have to turn up in a PayPal branded tracksuit though, hope that's ok)Last thread recap:
- Ratface Rach is a cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- Bratsy's landed in Bangkok, and Ratchet is still pretending she's travelling all alone, even though she's met up with a couple of mates who were already out there
we're getting a blow by blow account of every fucking move she makes. Even Sloshy seems bored of it already, and is clearly hoping she stays away longer than the planned 5 months. In a PatreCON live, Rabble said she doesn't know how Bratsy will cope, they had to get her a new debit card because she doesn't use one, she always uses Apple Pay so if her phone dies she wouldn't have any way to pay for anything, she's using her spare car key as she lost hers, and she's also lost her keys for the shop (which includes the safe key).- Wilbur was playing with his millions of animal toys on the glass coffee table, which also had candles and a vase of flowers on. Never mind his safety, eh?
- Rabies is clearly jealous of Bratsy out in Thailand, constantly sharing videos and texts from her (still making out she's all alone in the big wide world making friends with everyone, when she's actually met up with people she knows. Rach why you lying hun?).
- on the Patreon account, she did a Q&A. Amongst the usual guff, she reckons her amazing troll hunter has the trolls "all in hand". A question about how well Edie transitions with going to her dad's just had to have a mention of when BeKind and Lula used to see their dad (Raq mate, nobody asked
). The Head of HR that she reported the "troll accountant" to was investigating, but confirmed they would not be sharing any further details. Someone is so invested in a teenager's period that they asked about Lula and her blood clots. Rabies said "she's not been seen", although she would have been seen 2 months ago if her useless cunt mother could have been arsed to sit and wait in A&E like she was told to. Ratchet also revealed that she'd got a tax rebate. Someone asked whether she was still friends with Emily, she replied that she hadn't seen her since she handed in her notice last year, but "there's no heartbreak on either side". Ok hun, from "besties, love you forever, thank you for loving my kids like your own" to radio silence overnight, sounds like a massive falling out to me - Racket was texting with Lula's friend Ruby, calling her "babe" and "darling", not really appropriate is it? She asked Ruby "where are you", the reply was "in Lula's bedroom"
how can you not realise that there's an extra child in your fucking house?- Rancid and Sloshy went out for a drink with Simon as Arsetrid's away again, with Wilby of course, who was treated to a glass of Coke.
- the Snatchwork Shitshow has been awarded another £7,000 in funding, bet that's another stash of Dosh she won't tell the huns about, instead claiming that she finds everything from her own pocket
- they've had a new front door fitted, it's blancmange pink and ugly as sin - obviously chosen for posing in front of for the 'gram, despite it not matching the house
- Rumbaba filmed Wibble eating a pancake with a fork and captioned it "remembering last year when he had concerning scores on paperwork because he couldn't use cutlery/eat independently", however a Tattler noted that back in January 2022 it was on the thread recap that Wilby had been shown using a fork to feed himself some sausage
this led into Rambo, Patreon Saint of SEN parents everywhere letting everyone know that "it gets better". Bit irresponsible, seeing as some people who are on the spectrum will never "get better".- tasteful as ever, she followed up the stories about Wilbert and his "journey" with something about a clitoral stimulator. Just what everyone wants at not even 10am on a Monday.
- for some reason, Rabies is still pretending that Bratsy is travelling indefinitely, despite Sloshy having said twice that she's going for 5 months, and Bratsy herself saying the same (while filming herself crying). She has been offered a job in Zante by a bloke she's just met, doesn't sound dodgy at all.
- then it was on to the Snatchwork Shitshow, where she showed piles and piles of "donated clothing" - although there was no explanation of where it was all from, or what it was for.
- more footage of Bratsy wandering around in the airport
- PA Jo's made another reel, and had to show Topless Terence while he was cooking.
- Sloshua was looking through one of his bird books and droning on about what he thought he'd seen
all Ratchet could muster was a sarcastic "wow".- it's Jen's birthday, so because she hates social media and being filmed, Racquetball shared a load of clips of her being filmed without her consent onto her Instagram
happy birthday, I'm going to make you uncomfortable. There was even a photo of Jen "bleaching her hair 5 minutes before we go out, in a high neck jumper". Except she's clearly not in a jumper, she's got a towel wrapped around her. There was even some photos from a bar where Rancid had her massive gnashers out, with the caption "sorry for biting, I get carried away with the ones I love". Sounds a bit abusive and gaslight-y to be honest, imagine if it was "I only slap you because I love you" - a charity has given a load of hygiene products to the Snatchwork twats. What a shame that real people in need will miss out on much-needed items, while old Sweaty Betty will have more free shit than she will ever need.
- Ratfink is jealous because Joyce has more photos of birds on his laptop than of her. Racket, he spends every waking second of his day gazing at your wonky-nosed boat race, let him have a break.
- up in the hobbit loft (which was full of dust, can't Linda manage the stepladder stairs to get up there?) to flog more sweatshop tracksuits. Yes, you too can look really lush in the badly fitting, sludge/sage green monstrosity, a snip at almost £100 for the hoodie and bottoms, plus a 6-8 week waiting list.
- what's more dull than looking through someone's holiday videos? Looking through someone else's kid's holiday videos. Bratsy cartwheeling in a bikini, Bratsy mumbling on a beach etc.
- we haven't been treated to a sex loft ramble in a while, so we're about due. Rambo's "woken up grey" and asked her hairdresser to fit her in, unfortunately the hairdresser is busy for the next 2 months. Which hairdresser is unclear, seeing as she seems to go to a different one each time (and manages to make whatever she has done look like a shit, greasy mess). She was so emotional when BeKind left because it was day 2 of her period (thanks for sharing). She's found a new "last baked bean in the tin" to obsess over, and this time it's coffee pods. "What if they're a family, what if they're real and they have feelings, and get separated from each other and end up in landfill"
so of course she bought a box (easy when you have other people's money to burn). Anyway, because she doesn't have a coffee machine, she decided to buy one, but OF COURSE she bought the wrong type, so she can't use the poor lonely little pods! But because she'd already thrown away the packaging, she can't send it back, so she spent another £30 on the right pods for it, and then took it to the women's centre - what a palaver, just to get a coffee machine that she can write off as a business expense - she received a box of books, which were abandoned outside the new ugly front door, what a shame they weren't left with the piles of junk that are outside the house waiting for Evri Kevri to take to the tip
- some loser hun wants Racket's abandoned coffee pods, I'm fucking bored of hearing about them already. If only she cared about her kids the way she cares about a box of bloody pods.
- Wilby dressed up as a cute little gruffalo for World Book Day, then Sloshy gave him a brioche to eat in the car, no doubt it was his breakfast.
- on PatreCON, she revealed that when she stayed in London after dropping Bratsy at the airport, she took off her wedding and eternity rings and left them there, she's rung the hotel but they hadn't seen them. No doubt an insurance claim will be placed, how convenient after Betsy trapped one under a door and fucked it last week.
- also on PatreCON, apparently YTS Alan has told her to not do as many adverts (because that's DEFINITELY what a management team would advise, seeing as that's how they make most of their money
). She made out that the income from adverts funded the centres, but now she's got other things like REBL (without a clue) she doesn't need to do as many adverts. Except REBL isn't funding the centres, is it Raq? It's been set up under the Part Time Working Mummy brand, which is a separate entity to Patchwork House CIC.- a Tattler checked out Rabid's Vinted page, and noted that it has clothes from size 6 up to size 20. So definitely not just Rancid's unwanted clothes, and could possibly be all the things donated to the centre
imagine being so fucking brazen to collect donations and then flog them on for your own gain - on Patreon, she revealed that on the book tour (which has been arranged and paid for by herself, not the publisher), there will be a raffle, and when the huns buy a raffle ticket they will get a question sheet so they can write down a question for the Patreon Saint. So basically, you pay for a ticket and book, but if you want to ask a question you have to pay again. No doubt the raffle prizes will be more unwanted tat she's either been gifted or paid to advertise
Joyce will be asking the questions, so despite taking a "career break" to "spend more time with the kids", he'll be tagging along and the kids will be left with whoever draws the short straw that week.- Bestselling Author Brenda headed off to Oxford to sign books, in a noisy, dusty printing warehouse instead of a nice cosy meeting room.
- imagine being such a prick that you film a 3 way facetime on another phone just to be able to share it with her huns. Bratsy in Cambodia, Rabies at home in the kitchen and Slosh bizarrely with a car full of teenage girls. Is he the illegal taxi now that BeKind has gone?
- despite still pretending that Betsy hasn't gone to meet people she knows, and is instead making out that she's just made this amazing set of friends, Rhubarb has managed to find all their Instagram handles and tag the lot of them.
- after a busy day of signing books, did Ratchet (the one who vowed in January that this year she was going to stay home more and "be present" with her kids) go home to be more present with her kids? Of course she bloody didn't, she pissed off to Arsetit's house for a boozy meal, although Lula was dragged along (seemingly unplanned, seeing as Arsetrid had only set the table for 4). Of course Arsetit was gifted a free copy of the new book of lies (signed, of course), and was overjoyed to discover that she's in it, as a shining example of "a friend I don't need to save". Except the only reason she reached out to you in the first place is because you had a big following and she wanted in on some of that action
- another day, another meal out for Wilbert the level 3 autistic child, who merrily called Sloshy a cuntasaurus (despite being non verbal, of course). Later, back at the murder mansion, Patagonia Bag Pete was trying to correct Wilbert to say "carnotaurus", but Whiffle was having none of it, and even shoved Slosh in the face, saying "no, go away" without being told not to. Of course Rancid let him carry on saying cuntasaurus
because that will go down so well at nursery.- old Lip Filler Lucy shared a video of someone talking about "bystander effect", saying "learn, teach your kids, remember". Like you did that time you ignored someone being assaulted in front of you in an ice cream queue, hun?
- Rambo missed out on her usual Saturday night coked up rant about trolls, but she hadn't forgotten, oh no, she rolled it out on Monday morning instead. Ironic how Rabid's bestie at the moment is an anonymous person behind a fake name on Instagram who is spending their life trying to track down randoms. "If you come for me, I will publicly out you"
calm down Tony Soprano! Funny how all these people she "outs" always go on to grovel for her forgiveness and delete all their accounts, no mention of our very own @VCJR though who is pursuing the GDPR. breach and doxing through official channels- on PatreCON, she reckons that she sent Sloshy a nude after she'd had Wilbert (despite being in agonising pain after being sliced in two) and he accidentally opened it in front of colleagues, she got pulled over in her Volvo the other day and wondered if the officers had seen her baps and flaps. Sure hun, all of that DEFINITELY happened. Rumplestiltskin also said that Edie was saving up her money for a puppy, but spent the £200 she'd saved on skincare instead. 9 years old, she got bought a ton of expensive skin stuff for Christmas, and she's spent another £200 on it. Rhubarb shared some pages from her new book, throwing people under the bus as per (including details of Lula's autism and masking). The pages can be found here for anyone who wants to see
https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-17...s-are-bigger-than-joshuas.37606/post-14248188 and here https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-17...s-are-bigger-than-joshuas.37606/post-14249407
- on Patreon live on Monday, she "miraculously" found her missing wedding and eternity rings, which were in her make up bag all along. Except she could clearly be seen wearing them in a photo from Arsetit's house on Saturday, a photo of her hanging around Sloshy's neck while out for lunch on Sunday and in photos of her book pages also on Sunday
Raq babe, why you lying?- after Tattlers noted that the stuff for sale on Raq's Vinted could be donated items for the free shop, she was keen to show boxes and boxes of "back up stock".
- she gave some cunt a copy of her book and in return received a text mentioning her "honesty, passion and integrity", and calling her a "positive inspiration"
oh, how we Tattlers laughed at the level of delusion!- BeKind is doing more posing on a beach in a bikini, desperately trying to become an influencer
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
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FridaK
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I think the point might be getting missed a bit.
Pastoral care is part of DfE legislation. It's offered in every school to every pupil. Some kids will access it over losing a pencil case, other kids can be going through hell and wouldn't access help if you paid them. There is no definitive group of kids that use these services. It's open to everyone for everything. What Rachael did in that section was suggest that these services aren't there or if they are, they aren't good enough. Thats completely not true.
She also went on to criticise the national curriculum for not teaching kids about life issues such as periods etc. Essentially suggesting that in her opinion, school should act as alternative to parents. That's not what education settings are for. Yes they provide as much support as they can for our kids, but they aren't there to raise them for us. They are there first and foremost, to academically educate. That's why when parents are not reaching the standard, SS are called to find out why and provide the help needed. That's the system. School staff often do go above and beyond to avoid that stage though. So suggesting it's not good enough is the most short sighted fuckery ever.
Oh and I can't not mention the flabbergasting way she has written herself and Josh up as perfect parents. That was just ridiculous. The first rule of parenting advice is be self aware and avoid blatant hypocrisy or you'll be torn to shreds
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Pastoral care is part of DfE legislation. It's offered in every school to every pupil. Some kids will access it over losing a pencil case, other kids can be going through hell and wouldn't access help if you paid them. There is no definitive group of kids that use these services. It's open to everyone for everything. What Rachael did in that section was suggest that these services aren't there or if they are, they aren't good enough. Thats completely not true.
She also went on to criticise the national curriculum for not teaching kids about life issues such as periods etc. Essentially suggesting that in her opinion, school should act as alternative to parents. That's not what education settings are for. Yes they provide as much support as they can for our kids, but they aren't there to raise them for us. They are there first and foremost, to academically educate. That's why when parents are not reaching the standard, SS are called to find out why and provide the help needed. That's the system. School staff often do go above and beyond to avoid that stage though. So suggesting it's not good enough is the most short sighted fuckery ever.
Oh and I can't not mention the flabbergasting way she has written herself and Josh up as perfect parents. That was just ridiculous. The first rule of parenting advice is be self aware and avoid blatant hypocrisy or you'll be torn to shreds
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DipsyDoodle
VIP Member
Sounds like someone we know!
Yes kids having fresh smelling bedding really is the benchmark for being a good parent
I’m sure Lula thinks, “fuck me, my mum ignores my calls when I’m upset at school when she’s on a live, tells me not to contact her when she’s on the piss at her friends house for Sunday lunch, let’s my older sister talk to me like shit, constantly compares me to said older sister like I’m not good enough to be myself, tells thousands of people I’ve no empathy with anyone and pass massive clots of blood out my Fanny that she keeps in the freezer but at least my bedding smells like a summer meadow
(oh but that’s only because the cleaner does it)
I’m sure Lula thinks, “fuck me, my mum ignores my calls when I’m upset at school when she’s on a live, tells me not to contact her when she’s on the piss at her friends house for Sunday lunch, let’s my older sister talk to me like shit, constantly compares me to said older sister like I’m not good enough to be myself, tells thousands of people I’ve no empathy with anyone and pass massive clots of blood out my Fanny that she keeps in the freezer but at least my bedding smells like a summer meadow
(oh but that’s only because the cleaner does it)
Wotsit
VIP Member
Maybe someone should email hannahs employers and let them know she's making encouraging threatening behaviour on the internet to strangers.Bit extreme Hannah! Calm down love
That's far more serious than someone not liking hinchs content anymore or someone saying they think Rs hallway is shit.
FridaK
VIP Member
As much as I enjoy the thought of Wibble scratching Josh's face off. I'm afraid I must dispute the severity of incident on Wibble's behalf with the evidence presented .....
MummaNoggins
VIP Member
I've done similar. We both work full time and always have done. Life is hard and busy.I missed sports day oncestill no idea how it happened but each year group had an hour and I have two in different year groups so had it all organised and took a coffee/snack etc for the hour I’d have to hang around between them. Turned up just in time to see first child going back into class at the end of her sports
I was gutted, as was she when she realised I wasn’t there but soon got over it when her teacher made sure she cheered for her.
I'm sure little SCD was fine with the teachers cheering them on! Xx
Now I may have missed the odd sparkle and shine in primary school or even a sports day here and there but what I haven't done is...
Break up and family and cause a mother to have a breakdown and lose her children. I haven't had a husband that left his ex and children on the son's birthday...
I haven't ignored and belittled my children in private let alone on the Internet in front of 10000's of people.
I haven't neglected my toddler and fabricated speech delay for him (look how much he's come on since he went to nursery!)
I haven't pitted my children against each other and again posted it on the interent. I don't have a clear favourite and ignore my step children.
I don't pretend that I gave birth to children that I didn't. Willfully erasing their mother from history.
I don't and haven't failed to seek medical help when my children (and those in my care) need it. I also don't share my teenagers medical issues online as a pay-per-view.
The list goes on. She's a disgrace and this latest humble bragging has really got my goat. How fucking dare she!
How is she distinguishing between the parents who are on a zero hours contract and can't afford to miss work and those who truly don't give a shit?!
What about the abused child who views school as his safe place. Do you want to force the abusive parents to be there in the safe space to?
Fuck you Rach. Between you and the BBC and the fucking snow I'm in a foul fucking mood.
rocksolidcrew
VIP Member
I’ve been rehearsing what I’m going to say at the book signing.I think I’ve got it.I reckon all the book signings will be cancelled because the trolls will make her “poorly” in the head and all the huns will tell her to keep the money so she can “continue doing what she loves” ie buying designer clothes
When she asks who shall I write it to, I’ll just say “Tattle”, much love, while I watch the colour drain from her face, reaching for the rescue remedy by IV.
RubyTuesday39
VIP Member
Just catching up with the audiobook reading. Hopefully she’s shot herself in the foot sharing that. She’s alienated working mums and those that don’t have anyone to go in their place.
I work in education and have taken cereal from home to give to those who haven’t had breakfast, kids who’s lives wouldn’t be made better just with clean sheets. I’ve been the one who’s smiled and waved through school productions and I’ve, sadly, filled out enough concern forms to paper my house. So you’ve pissed all of us off as well. It’s kids like yours Rach, that staff would be looking out for. A bit like when you say trolls calling SS on you takes them away from other calls, those dealing with L, I etc could cause staff to miss out signs of neglect/abuse happening to other children and there is absolutely no reason for you to not be a caring, supportive parent other than the fact that you are a raging narcissist who thinks of no one but yourself.
Apologies for the long post but the garbage she’s written, and making money from, has really riled me
I work in education and have taken cereal from home to give to those who haven’t had breakfast, kids who’s lives wouldn’t be made better just with clean sheets. I’ve been the one who’s smiled and waved through school productions and I’ve, sadly, filled out enough concern forms to paper my house. So you’ve pissed all of us off as well. It’s kids like yours Rach, that staff would be looking out for. A bit like when you say trolls calling SS on you takes them away from other calls, those dealing with L, I etc could cause staff to miss out signs of neglect/abuse happening to other children and there is absolutely no reason for you to not be a caring, supportive parent other than the fact that you are a raging narcissist who thinks of no one but yourself.
Apologies for the long post but the garbage she’s written, and making money from, has really riled me
BusyDoinNuffin
Chatty Member
I’ve watched an interview with Diana Parkes who has set up a DA charity in honour of her daughter who was eventually killed (battered) by her husband leaving behind 2 young children. She is everything R isn’t. Gracious, brave, genuine and channelling her energies (for years) into awareness, refuge, support and now challenging the sentencing process. What struck me most was the way she spoke about her grandchildren who moved in with her when they essentially lost both parents. Beaming with joy she described how well they’ve done (academically), working, amazing and an absolute joy. That’s how you do. No negative language, no talk of being ‘broken’, no speaking about them other than to share their amazing achievements. Thank goodness she represents the DA ‘world’ to the people who really matter such as Queen Consort etc.