PTWM #161 Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!

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So old bv flaps thinks her and Joyce are Posh and Becks and now Dim Derek and Mrs Derek think they are R & J. He's even got the same monotonous tone as Joyce.
 
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I would bet my last Rolo on Derek having his head flushed down the bog many a time at secondary school 🫣.. What a looser .
He sounds a bit simple bless him, sandwich short of a picnic Derk?
 
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Dreary Derek belongs to feisty Frankie who was one of the main hard core whatsapp huns that @chickenshopcharlie described in her run down. Unfortunately the main WhatsApp is still as dead as a dodo but you can bet your Nellie that whichever sub group FF is in she’s having a major rant tonight cos 150% she will have seen all this going down on here
 
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"Derekkkkk, those tattle bastards are at it again, can you come and fuck shit up please, thanks love you "
 
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Well tonight has felt like the tattle Xmas party. must turn in now though. Thanks for making me laugh so much tonight ladies
Night huns night Derek
 
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I am howling after catching up tonight

Aww poor Derek what a poor simple soul he is

Ratshit will be spitting feathers reading that the huns and notqueen Nikki are turning themselves against her

And Bekind do fuck off trying to be an influencer it’s not going to happen and all it’s showing is your glaring lack of intelligence
 
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I loved that voice note so much. I literally laughed more than I have since I got the giggles in Miss Smith’s history class when two boys had a scrap. Especially loved the earnest “love ya” at the end.
 
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Derek and his toy soldiers -
Is this the Army that Rach promised was coming for the Tattle trolls in the Summer of 2019?
 
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And Bekind do fuck off trying to be an influencer it’s not going to happen and all it’s showing is your glaring lack of intelligence
Does she keep deactivating her Instagram? I have them all blocked and go in for a nosy if I see something on here but sometimes she isn't in my blocked list then reappears
 
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Aww just listened to Deidre deeks voice note. Quaking in ma fake Ugg boots here if he going to stir shit up.

Bet he is the wee skinny husband and she is the big fat wife with white leggings on and a scrunchie !

Did he record that in the ad break during loose woman ???
 
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Sorry to break up the party (Derek) but them eating ice cream in the rain, fuck right off. I know that area and there's a mcdonalds about 20 minutes away which seems to be their staple diet anyway. Can't wait for their Christmas day family photo post, literally counting down the hours now, will they only have the other golden child Edie and possibly Wilby if he hasn't been abandoned in his room, everyone else will be excluded.
 
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Is Betsy working in Liverpool and who is she staying with? Sorry if it’s been mentioned before but I didn’t look at PTWMs insta or threads on here for yonks!
 
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Derek the Destroyer sounds like something Slosh & Wrecks picked up in the sex shop!
 
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Derek and Mrs Derek's house tonight/tomorrow will be reminiscent of the Saturday night Ratchet and Joyce got pissed and coked up and tried to call "trolls" on Instagram when they got a message they didn't like.
 
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